SilentScope001
26-03-2007, 05:49
Servants Corps, one of the few remaining capitalist companies in the Republic of SilentScope001 would like to present you this adverstiment.
Currently, slavery is on the decline, and for good reason. Slavery is immoral. But many lives will be disrupted, and countries will need to find cheap labor in order to sustain themselves and their empires. Machines are good, but sometimes, they may not be enough.
This is where Servants Corps come in. We do not provide slavery, we provide servants.
What is the difference between a servant and a slave?
A Servant is a person who WANTS to sell his labor cheaply. A slave, meanwhile, is forced to work cheaply. Usually, a servant wants to see new places, want to emigrate to other lands, and need good job training. These people are usually poor, but they are hard-working. They would like to put this stuff on their resume, and enjoy working very much.
A servant basically meets up with one of our specially trained advisors who will help the servant in coming up with a contract. This contract will outline how long a Servant will remain a Servant, and all the myrid beniefts he will get of being a Servant. Once the Servant enters the contract, he can leave the contract at any time...all he has to do is pay a token fee and refer some people to fill in his shoes. Contracts usually last for 1-5 years, and the Servants are allowed to move from place to place. There are also clauses that state that the Contractors who do use the Servant's 'assistance' has to treat them humanily and fairly...otherwise, the Servant's contract is null and void, and the Contractor may be faced with stiff fines from Servants Corps. Luckily, neither the Servants, nor the Contractors, would do such a thing, like breaking the contracts, since both are nice people...
It's a nice system, and we believe that this is the new step foward, away from the barbaric pratices of Slavery and into the new era of Servants.
Let us look at the Theebs Accord, the luckly accord that states that slavery is wrong and which all nations should adopt:
- The Theeb Accords -
Preamble
In response to the growing desire of a majority of nations and their citizenry for the universal abolition of slavery, the following accords and protocols were established by international agreement within the Vetakan City of Theeb. The following articles outline a series of five basic human rights all signatories to these accords accept and vow to act in accordance with:
We are for the full support of this. Slavery is immoral.
Article One
All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
All servants are treated equally. They are the ones who are responsible in creeating the contracts, and can terminate the contract at any time. We treat the servants with respect and reason, and if the Servant does not want to work with us, they do not have to work with us. We adversite for Servants to come and work, we don't go and kidnap people and force them to do work, that's slavery!
Article Two
Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status. Furthermore, no distinction shall be made on the basis of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a person belongs, whether it be independent, trust, non-self-governing or under any other limitation of sovereignty.
We treat everyone equally. All people will be given the right to become a Servant, regardless of whomever he is. Did you know that about 3-4% of all Servants are sons and daughters of rich people who want to sight-see and experience hard labor? It's true!
Article Three
Everyone has the right to life, liberty and the security of person.
Guarranted in our contracts. Violation of these contracts are bad, indeed.
Article Four
No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.
Of course. This is not slavery, this is using Servants who willingly give up 1-5 years of their lives to help out others.
Article Five
Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, and to just and favourable conditions of work. Everyone who works has the right to just and favourable remuneration ensuring for himself and his family an existence worthy of human dignity. Everyone has the right to rest and leisure, including reasonable limitation of working hours and periodic holidays with pay.
Exactly. Being a Servant is like having a job. Jobs aren't considered slavery, so Servants aren't slavery as well.
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So...if you want to contact our company, please leave a note here. We have currently about 100,000 Servants...but if we get enough demand, we can increase this furthermore. We are hoping to branch out into other countries, so that we can help recurit more servants out.
Currently, you can rent out 1 year's work of a Servant for $5000. Most of this money will go to the Servant, while the rest is transferred to the Corps as profit. If you buy out more Servants' work in bulk, you can get discounts, but each servant will be paid equally, meaning we take the loss in profit, to enocurge sales.
EDIT: (Price raised to be a bit more realistic.)
EDIT 2: Editied the pricing so that servants don't get paid more than actual workers. :)
Currently, slavery is on the decline, and for good reason. Slavery is immoral. But many lives will be disrupted, and countries will need to find cheap labor in order to sustain themselves and their empires. Machines are good, but sometimes, they may not be enough.
This is where Servants Corps come in. We do not provide slavery, we provide servants.
What is the difference between a servant and a slave?
A Servant is a person who WANTS to sell his labor cheaply. A slave, meanwhile, is forced to work cheaply. Usually, a servant wants to see new places, want to emigrate to other lands, and need good job training. These people are usually poor, but they are hard-working. They would like to put this stuff on their resume, and enjoy working very much.
A servant basically meets up with one of our specially trained advisors who will help the servant in coming up with a contract. This contract will outline how long a Servant will remain a Servant, and all the myrid beniefts he will get of being a Servant. Once the Servant enters the contract, he can leave the contract at any time...all he has to do is pay a token fee and refer some people to fill in his shoes. Contracts usually last for 1-5 years, and the Servants are allowed to move from place to place. There are also clauses that state that the Contractors who do use the Servant's 'assistance' has to treat them humanily and fairly...otherwise, the Servant's contract is null and void, and the Contractor may be faced with stiff fines from Servants Corps. Luckily, neither the Servants, nor the Contractors, would do such a thing, like breaking the contracts, since both are nice people...
It's a nice system, and we believe that this is the new step foward, away from the barbaric pratices of Slavery and into the new era of Servants.
Let us look at the Theebs Accord, the luckly accord that states that slavery is wrong and which all nations should adopt:
- The Theeb Accords -
Preamble
In response to the growing desire of a majority of nations and their citizenry for the universal abolition of slavery, the following accords and protocols were established by international agreement within the Vetakan City of Theeb. The following articles outline a series of five basic human rights all signatories to these accords accept and vow to act in accordance with:
We are for the full support of this. Slavery is immoral.
Article One
All human beings are born free and equal in dignity and rights. They are endowed with reason and conscience and should act towards one another in a spirit of brotherhood.
All servants are treated equally. They are the ones who are responsible in creeating the contracts, and can terminate the contract at any time. We treat the servants with respect and reason, and if the Servant does not want to work with us, they do not have to work with us. We adversite for Servants to come and work, we don't go and kidnap people and force them to do work, that's slavery!
Article Two
Everyone is entitled to all the rights and freedoms set forth in this Declaration, without distinction of any kind, such as race, colour, sex, language, religion, political or other opinion, national or social origin, property, birth or other status. Furthermore, no distinction shall be made on the basis of the political, jurisdictional or international status of the country or territory to which a person belongs, whether it be independent, trust, non-self-governing or under any other limitation of sovereignty.
We treat everyone equally. All people will be given the right to become a Servant, regardless of whomever he is. Did you know that about 3-4% of all Servants are sons and daughters of rich people who want to sight-see and experience hard labor? It's true!
Article Three
Everyone has the right to life, liberty and the security of person.
Guarranted in our contracts. Violation of these contracts are bad, indeed.
Article Four
No one shall be held in slavery or servitude; slavery and the slave trade shall be prohibited in all their forms.
Of course. This is not slavery, this is using Servants who willingly give up 1-5 years of their lives to help out others.
Article Five
Everyone has the right to work, to free choice of employment, and to just and favourable conditions of work. Everyone who works has the right to just and favourable remuneration ensuring for himself and his family an existence worthy of human dignity. Everyone has the right to rest and leisure, including reasonable limitation of working hours and periodic holidays with pay.
Exactly. Being a Servant is like having a job. Jobs aren't considered slavery, so Servants aren't slavery as well.
---
So...if you want to contact our company, please leave a note here. We have currently about 100,000 Servants...but if we get enough demand, we can increase this furthermore. We are hoping to branch out into other countries, so that we can help recurit more servants out.
Currently, you can rent out 1 year's work of a Servant for $5000. Most of this money will go to the Servant, while the rest is transferred to the Corps as profit. If you buy out more Servants' work in bulk, you can get discounts, but each servant will be paid equally, meaning we take the loss in profit, to enocurge sales.
EDIT: (Price raised to be a bit more realistic.)
EDIT 2: Editied the pricing so that servants don't get paid more than actual workers. :)