NationStates Jolt Archive


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Naraguta
25-03-2007, 22:25
As Plenipotentiary of the Holy Republic of Naraguta, I am happy to confirm that recent reports of an attempted coup against the our beloved Spiritual Leader and Head of State, the Blessed Quadriceps Locum, are entirely without foundation.

It is not too early to report that agents provocateur from Outside our borders are responsible for this regrettable infringement of our sovereignty. Life continues as normal.

In other news, all ports and airports are temporarily closed to facilitate normal catch-up administration.

That is all,
In the name of That Which is Holy,

Femoral Locum,
Plenipotentate to Outsider Nations