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The High Ordnate of Viticoma would like to extend its hand to the nation of the world and offer one to you the chance to establish an embassy within our borders. We have a huge amount of open land in which we can establish these Embassies without interfering with our daily lives.

We will be holding a conference for those who wish to establish an embassy with us. If you are interested please give us a call to set up a meeting.


Signed

High Ordnate
Samuel Merkis

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Due to your small size we would like to do a troop exchange. Perhaps 6 soilders will be sent to serve in your military as attache's as well as first contact members. A type of junior ambassador.

We will take a chunk of land to build a self sustaining estate. Once the estate is established, and planned we can send representatives So we recommend the officer's for the next couple years. We will dispatch some engineers for the estate's plan and then deploy. Our personnel stake will be reflected by the capacity to be self sustaining on the land.

That seems agreeable, we will be awaiting the arrival of the soldiers, and we have granted you an estate with the size of 10 sq acres of fertile grasslands.

Upon reading, The Dictatorship of Bomble has become excited by the prospect of this offer. However, we would like to change it slightly for the benefit of both our nations.

We require an amount of land suitable for the following:

1. To construct a large-scale motor racing circuit. Motor racing is a favourite past-time for most Bomblean citizens, having 12 days a year dedicated to different motor racing drivers.

2. To construct a "Death Volcano" manufacturing and processing facility. "Death Volcano" is the world's fizziest canned beverage, with sales making up a huge 95.28% of the Bomblean soft drink market.

3. To make public torture and execution legal in areas designated to Bomble.

We are also offering you a 5% stake in all money made through these ventures, including possesions of sacrificial offerings, transport to and from your country and advertising at/of major events. This, plus free sampling of "Death Volcano" and associated products.

Awaiting your reply,
Zachary Plumbob,
Acting Foreign Money-Making Schemes Secretary

We would be honoured to form an alliance with your country and to arrange an embassy exchange with you.

Also at present we are looking to establish a military coalition in our own country to stabilise various regions, most notably the south, after the recent change of government. If you would be interested in sending a small number of troops to help out, feel free to contact us. Rest assured that they will be well looked after and your own government's foreign policy will be respected at all times.

The United Socialist States of Corbournne would like to set up a meeting for an embassy.

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The Dominion of Sendersdale and Greater Colonies
From the office of the Minister of Foreign Affairs

To:
High Ordnate of Viticoma

The Dominion of Sendersdale would like to congratulate the Viticoma upon her nationhood. The Senderlian Government would like to establish an embassy in your fine nation. The Senderlian government would also like to invite you to establish an embassy in our capital. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=520326)

The Dominion would like to build its own embassy if this is alright with you.

Signed,

Caeser Cufzer
Caeser B. Cufzer, PC, KC, MP
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Dominion of Sendersdale

Our government would love to send a Embassy to your Capital.

OOC: Ok, be nice I am new at this. I am also not good at creavtive writting so please bare with me.

The High Ordnate of Viticoma would like to extend its hand to the nation of the world and offer one to you the chance to establish an embassy within our borders. We have a huge amount of open land in which we can establish these Embassies without interfering with our daily lives.

We will be holding a conference for those who wish to establish an embassy with us. If you are interested please give us a call to set up a meeting.


Signed

High Ordnate
Samuel Merkis

To the High Ordnate, Sameal Merkis

New Asiria would be glad to established a embassy in your nation as well as welcome your nation to establish one in ours. We have enclosed links to our official portfolio so that you can obtain all the information required and select the location for your embassy.

Foreign Affairs
Minister Amy Asul

New Asiria's Official Portfolio.
http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/New_Asiria

The nation of Siriusa, also another smaller, newer nation, is also interested in adding an embassy to the growing list in your new nation. We would also be honored if you would set up an embassy in our capital as well. We are looking forward to your reply and are hopeful of a potentially mutually beneficial alliance.


Alexander Hajnalka
Ambassador of Siriusa

I am here to offer you a chance little one. To join Raven corps as a protectorate of our sheltering wings. As a Corporate Garrison you will be intitled to jobs, growth and protection from outside forces. this could be a great oppertunity... Think about it

The Holy Empire of St Samuel would hearby wish to extend it's hand of friendship to the High Ordnate of Viticoma.

We would be interested in the construction of an embassy in Viticoma and would require the following:

1: Suitable grounds for an embassy complex in a prominent city.
2: Access for 1 Ambassador, 20 Embassy staff, 10 Embassy security guards and 10 ceremonial guards.

In return we would wish for Viticoma to establish an embassy in our capital city.

Regards,

Lord Francisco Van Gollton
Minister for Foreign Affairs

The Authoritarian Nation of Pan-Arab Barronia
Ministry for Foreign Affairs
"Laboramus Sustinere"

We would be most pleased to establish an Embassy within your nation. We shall require space for the following, preferably in a countryside location:

Ambassador
Family
45 Embassy Employees: 2 Pilots, 1 Driver, 2 Secretaries, 5 Office Personnel, plus various aides
20 Security Personnel
Weapons: Pilots: Sidearm - M11 Sig-Sauer P226
Driver: Sidearm - M11 Sig-Sauer P226
Security Personnel: Main Arms - M4 Carbine + M203 Quadrant Sights. Sidearm - MK23 Mod 0.
Other Weaponry: 1 Model 1902 Army Officer's Sword. 1 FGM-172 SRAW. 1 M240. 1 M21.
Number and Types of Vehicles: 1 Rolls-Royce Phantom (Pullman) (Armoured). 2 Range Rover SUVs (Armoured). 1 Mercedes Sprinter LWB (Armoured).
Number and Types of Aircraft: 1 Sikorsky S-92 Superhawk

All are approved... Welcome all!

A thNews radio bulletin:

"Citizens throughout Bomble, armed with cans of "Death Volcano" and associated products, took to the streets today in a rampant sugar-fueled celebration lasting 6 hours. Held aloft were crude hand painted posters of motor racing legends along with scenes depicting Bomblean torture methods. The celebration was said to have been held due to the acceptance of the construction of a brand new 350 million toon motor racing circuit, and a 50 billion toon manufacturing and processing plant for "Death Volcano" (the world's fizziest canned beverage) in the nation of Viticoma. A government-backed attempt to legalise public torture and execution in areas designated to Bomble was also accepted, making it a all-round great day for everyone.
"Thish ish da greatestched day off my wife!" Exclaimed one drunken hobo.
Construction is due to commence in the coming days, but it'll be slow going due to the ongoing worker's strike."