NationStates Jolt Archive


Bomble Expo 2007

Bomble
23-03-2007, 11:03
Bomble welcomes all governmental officials to Bomble Expo 2007, held at Capital City Convention Centre.

Bomble's famous arts, crafts, weapons and soda will be on display, including "Death Volcano", the world's fizziest canned drink.

The Bomblean Tourism Board stand will feature some of the most stunning and disturbing images you will ever find of the region. The POW Poke-a-Thon, exclusively funded by the Board, was a massive hit last year, with ticket numbers expected to triple this time around.

A 40 foot high solid gold statue will be unveiled (at the expense of the taxpayer) in honour of Dictator Bomble. There will be a special guest speaker (if the ransom is payed) and free food for most.

*Note: Democratic sympathisers will be ejected at first sight and possibly killed. Anti-Bomble comments and overheard criticisms of stalls shall not be tolerated and is punishible by public torture and subsequent death.