Splik
23-03-2007, 01:22
Message From The Desk Of The Splik Lord High Envoy For The Dark Regions Of Morbio
Upon The Wishes Of The Peoples Of Splik And Their Honourable Intentions To Rid The World Of Corruption, Poverty And Oppression I Hereby Request That The Sale Of Cheeses For The Purpose Of Weaponry Be Ceased.
It Is Commonly Known Within Civilized Nations That Cheese Presents A Formidable Threat To World Peace. Mankind Has Yet To Fully Understand Its Power, And Any Attempts To Harness This Can Only Be Described As Highly Dangerous Warmongering.
Our Nation Hereby Offers And Requests An Amnesty For All Cheese Holding Nations To Relenquish This Evil. As A Peaceloving And Democratic Nation Our Peoples Would Be Willing To Take The Global Cheese Stockpiles Into Their Care And Protect Our Planet From This Terrible Satanic Spawn.
Let It Be Known That We Have Made This Great And Burdensome Offer In The Name Of Peace.
Agnostio Debollavo
Private Secretary Of The Splik Lord High Envoy For The Dark Regions Of Morbio
Upon The Wishes Of The Peoples Of Splik And Their Honourable Intentions To Rid The World Of Corruption, Poverty And Oppression I Hereby Request That The Sale Of Cheeses For The Purpose Of Weaponry Be Ceased.
It Is Commonly Known Within Civilized Nations That Cheese Presents A Formidable Threat To World Peace. Mankind Has Yet To Fully Understand Its Power, And Any Attempts To Harness This Can Only Be Described As Highly Dangerous Warmongering.
Our Nation Hereby Offers And Requests An Amnesty For All Cheese Holding Nations To Relenquish This Evil. As A Peaceloving And Democratic Nation Our Peoples Would Be Willing To Take The Global Cheese Stockpiles Into Their Care And Protect Our Planet From This Terrible Satanic Spawn.
Let It Be Known That We Have Made This Great And Burdensome Offer In The Name Of Peace.
Agnostio Debollavo
Private Secretary Of The Splik Lord High Envoy For The Dark Regions Of Morbio