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Errikland Proper Population Reaches 2 billion

Errikland
21-03-2007, 01:13
OOC: Yes, I do realize this really should have been posted yesturday, but I had no time.

ENN Special Report:
Population Landmark: 2 billionth Errikan in Errikland

Today a new Errikan was born in Errikland, bringing the total population of the fatherland to the major milestone of 2 billion. The official two billionth person was a James Christian, born to Charles and Jennifer Christian at midnight today. Shortly after the birth, the Billion Foundation announced its intentions to donate $2 billion EM to the lucky boy to commemorate the occasion.
The overjoyed father had this to say:
“We are as thrilled as any parents would be at the birth of a son, and we are especially proud for him; he is a part of Errikan history from birth!”
When told about the money to be donated by the Billion Foundation, they were unable to offer any comment.

This major population landmark, while a cause for celebration, has also led some to worry about the future: where will we all live when another such milestone is reached?

Experts say that there will be no crowding problem in the foreseeable future; much of the country remains very lightly settled, especially the vast eastern plains, which have some of the lowest population densities of temperate, habitable land in much of Mucro. Also, the Errikan territory in Arterus maintains vast areas of almost equally untamed and desirable land, and the African colony has a very low Errikan population.
The problem of supplying the growing population is even less of an issue; more and more efficient farming is actually contributing to overproduction, and the industrial sector is close behind. If anything, the population needs to grow faster.

However, that, according to many experts, is not the going trend.

In recent years, the rate of population growth has actually declined, according to national and provincial census data. As we celebrate our two billionth Errikan to occupy the fatherland, experts say that it may be a long time before we reach any more such celebrations. Though some of this deceleration can be blamed on migration, with millions of Errikans moving to colonial territory, the overall trend cannot; in fact, the high point for colonial migration coincided with a high point for population growth. What, then, is causing this shift?

Some offer that it is the increased mechanization of the industrial workforce (with the near-elimination of unskilled labor based jobs domestically) and the shrinking of the lowest classes (the traditional source of growth in many modern nations) which result in smaller birthrate.

Expert Richard Madison disagrees, arguing that “industrial mechanization would not directly influence birthrates of the industrial under classes, as no one has children based upon the number of unskilled labor jobs are currently available.” “In fact,” he notes, “the total number of jobs available per capita have increased, albeit by a small amount, rather than decreased. They are just white collar, higher up, and better paying.”

As for the shrinking of the lower class, he counters that, in Errikan society the bulk of the growth has always been from rural (middle to higher classed), rather than urban and industrial (lower classed), sources. That, according to Madison, is the source of the shift.

As the past few years have seen a greater growth of white collar jobs, and, to the great joy of the automobile industry, suburbia. Following the civil war, a vast majority of the population lived agricultural lives. Almost thirty years later, that number has shrunk to a plurality, with more and more taking up suburban lives. A great number of factors contribute to this, among them the increased efficiency of farming, including mechanization, which allow for greater farm output with less people, and the cheapening of industrial work, which allows companies to expand, thus expanding their white collar employment. While a typical Errikan mother in an agricultural family is most likely to have 8-10 children, a similar mother in suburbia is more likely to have 4-8 children, explaining how more suburbs would mean slower growth.

Will this trend eventually depopulate the fatherland?

“Not likely,” Madison claims, “This is just the latest demographic trend. In the years prior to the civil war the urban population was exploding, and afterwards the rural population experienced its own period of growth. This will eventually balance out to equilibrium as well.”

So celebrate the two billionth birth, and don’t worry, our futures are secure.
Jaredcohenia
21-03-2007, 01:55
"Oh great, those Erriklandish peoples now number two billion." Aaron Cohen was reading various briefings, sipping a mug stating "World's Best Dad!" filled with tea. "And the nation of Errikland isn't even that large-how can they have two billion in the area of Zukariaa (LOL SAME MAP AND SIZES) and claim to have a low population density? Hell, my nation is large with a moderate population density! And how can Erriklandish womenfolk even possibly think about having so many children? I mean, in my own nation we were able to solve the issue of the farm family in the 1950s with agricultural advances in mechanics-the Erriklandish peoples must live in the stone age! And in the suburbs...that many people? What the hell? No suburban woman would even want to have 8 children, the suburbs are a land of peace! And with all those children, how can Erriklandish men-as it's evident if a woman has 10 kids she isn't going to work-provide for such a large family? They're freaking nuts!"

"Sir, are you going to send the family anything?" Admiral Soda Popinski asked. "You put Ivan to sleep." Ivan lay in his chair, snoozing. He let out a light snore. "We all know the Erriklandish peoples are liars and their nation most likely a craphole, but what can we do? We need to increase the public relations."

"Send them a Koran. Erriklandish peoples hate Muslims anyways."
~~~~~~~
TO: That lady who pushed out the two billionth Erriklandish person

Congratulations on shoving out a child, the two billionth Erriklandish person! This is much a feat, and as a gift from our nation to you we send you a Koran.

Praise be Allah!

~Admiral Soda Popinski
Foreign Ministry of Jaredcohenia
Errikland
21-03-2007, 02:09
"Oh great, those Erriklandish peoples now number two billion." Aaron Cohen was reading various briefings, sipping a mug stating "World's Best Dad!" filled with tea. "And the nation of Errikland isn't even that large-how can they have two billion in the area of Zukariaa (LOL SAME MAP AND SIZES) and claim to have a low population density? Hell, my nation is large with a moderate population density! And how can Erriklandish womenfolk even possibly think about having so many children? I mean, in my own nation we were able to solve the issue of the farm family in the 1950s with agricultural advances in mechanics-the Erriklandish peoples must live in the stone age! And in the suburbs...that many people? What the hell? No suburban woman would even want to have 8 children, the suburbs are a land of peace! And with all those children, how can Erriklandish men-as it's evident if a woman has 10 kids she isn't going to work-provide for such a large family? They're freaking nuts!"

"Sir, are you going to send the family anything?" Admiral Soda Popinski asked. "You put Ivan to sleep." Ivan lay in his chair, snoozing. He let out a light snore. "We all know the Erriklandish peoples are liars and their nation most likely a craphole, but what can we do? We need to increase the public relations."

"Send them a Koran. Erriklandish peoples hate Muslims anyways."
~~~~~~~
TO: That lady who pushed out the two billionth Erriklandish person

Congratulations on shoving out a child, the two billionth Erriklandish person! This is much a feat, and as a gift from our nation to you we send you a Koran.

Praise be Allah!

~Admiral Soda Popinski
Foreign Ministry of Jaredcohenia

OOC Notes:
1. The map in my sig is based off the same nation; however, it has no scale (thus you cannot know how much larger it is than the original nation), and it is labeled "outdated" anyway: this means that, like you and Zuk did in the past, I plan to change it, but I have not yet gotten around to it.

2. As I have said before, it is "Errikan"; "Erriklandish peoples" is cumbersome, and I have never supported its use (IC history wise, the word "Errikan" came a very long time before the foundation of the nation "Errikland" anyway).

3. Those birth numbers are comparable to similar numbers in Western nations prior to times when cultural and social matters which are either too weak or overwhelmed by Errikan matters pressured them otherwise. Even larger numbers have been on my wiki for two thirds of a year. You could have questioned me about that at any time :)

IC:
Due to a storm, the ship carrying the letter and book was delayed.
Jaredcohenia
21-03-2007, 02:20
TO: That lady who pushed out the two billionth Erriklandish person

It seems odd that an airplane crashed down over the waters between our nation, so I will send this letter again and have our Ambassador to your nation address the family with it.

Congratulations on shoving out a child, the two billionth Erriklandish person! This is much a feat, and as a gift from our nation to you we send you a Koran.

Praise be Allah!

~Admiral Soda Popinski
Foreign Ministry of Jaredcohenia
Errikland
21-03-2007, 02:29
TO: That lady who pushed out the two billionth Erriklandish person

It seems odd that an airplane crashed down over the waters between our nation, so I will send this letter again and have our Ambassador to your nation address the family with it.

Congratulations on shoving out a child, the two billionth Erriklandish person! This is much a feat, and as a gift from our nation to you we send you a Koran.

Praise be Allah!

~Admiral Soda Popinski
Foreign Ministry of Jaredcohenia

Due to the delay, both letters arrived at the same time. The family was perplexed as to why someone would send them two Islamic holy books as well as the phrasing of the letters, but were thankful that someone was congratulating them.
Kurona
21-03-2007, 02:38
to: Errikland

Kurona is happy to hear the birth of your two billionth citizen. We recently reached our 3 billionth birth or births thanks to twin girls. Reading through your stats I do see you have a problem, I wish I could help you but I'm not sure. Though some of your stats suprise me. I never though suburban famlies would desire to have up to eight children. While Kuronans certianly would, we're more behind the "Times" as many would say it. Enclosed are some gifts for the family that contributed to your joyous occasion.

Yours Truly,
Princess Tomoyo Mikanu
Errikland
21-03-2007, 03:21
to: Errikland

Kurona is happy to hear the birth of your two billionth citizen. We recently reached our 3 billionth birth or births thanks to twin girls. Reading through your stats I do see you have a problem, I wish I could help you but I'm not sure. Though some of your stats suprise me. I never though suburban famlies would desire to have up to eight children. While Kuronans certianly would, we're more behind the "Times" as many would say it. Enclosed are some gifts for the family that contributed to your joyous occasion.

Yours Truly,
Princess Tomoyo Mikanu

To: Princess Tomoyo Mikanu

We thank you for your kind words and gifts, and congratulate you on your own population milestone.

As a minor note, the numbers that that report presented included the common extreme; most suburban families only have 4 to 6 children, though 7 or 8 are not very uncommon.
Errikland
21-03-2007, 04:31
OOC: I forgot to mention that I would really appriciate any sort of positive commentary, interaction, and other good stuff. I figured that this would be a good way to kill a few background birds with one stone, but some interaction with other RPers would be nice too.
So long as you stay away from calling them stupid Erriklandish liars in a craphole I'm good :D.