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Chuck Norris Main Battle Tank

THE CNMBT

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7606/chucknorristankxj6.png

Named after the Great Liberator Chuck Norris, the CNMBT lives up to its name. Capable of easily holding its own in a modern battle field the CNMBT is well worth the price. It is a highly advanced MBT, the main weapon is made from high-strength electro-slag refining steel with a chromium alloy lining and is insulated by a thermal sleeve. It is fitted with a muzzle reference system, fume extraction and is gyro-stabilized. It can fire a wide range of ammunition such as HESH, APFSDS, and most other types of western 105mm ammunition. It has a digital fire control computer made by Norris Computing INC, it contains 4 32-bit processors with MIL STD1553B databus and has capacity for additional systems, for example a Battlefield Information Control System. The commander has a Norris Optics Co CHOP-590-20 gyro-stabilized sight with laser range finder. Elevation range is +40 to -35. The commander's station is equipped with 10 periscopes for 360 vision. The Thermal Observation and Gunnery Sight II (TOGS II), from Norris Military Industries (NMI), provides night vision. The thermal image is displayed on both the gunner's and commander's sights and monitors. The gunner has a stabilized Primary Sight using a laser range finder with a range of 100 m to 99999m. The CNMBT is expected to stay in service until the late 2020s.

Type Main Battle Tank

Place of Origin The United States of Chuck K Norris

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Specifications

Armour Type-88 Experimantal Amrour

Primary 105mm CNRHK56 High Velocity Rifled Gun

Ammunition Stowage 45 105mm Rounds Primary, 800 12.7mm Rounds Secondary

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Engine Norris CKN-12 Gas Turbine (1500 HP)

Power/Weight 20 HP/Tonne

Suspension Norris Torsion Bar

Operational Range 300 Miles

Speed 40 MPH (Off Road), 50 MPH (On Road)

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Weight 60.1 Tonnes

Length 8.5 Meters

Width 3.5 Meters

Height 2.3 Meters

Crew 4 (commander, gunner, loader, driver)


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Price $50,000,000

Looks like the S-tank. Meh. The S-tank probably would have been pwnt by Iraqi T-55... no way its the best in the world.

Then again, it looks like this is a joke with that little clone thing about Chuck Norris at the end.

Alright, this is just a guess, you went to a military base and took picture then watched walker texas ranger and put 2 and 2 googleplex together to form 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,002

am I right?

Yeahhhhhhhhhhhno.

Worst...

Tank...

Ever...

umm, you could have at least blotched out the "T-28" and "1945" so people with at least half a brain wouldn't have a clue what it is you're showing them.

umm, you could have at least blotched out the "T-28" and "1945" so people with at least half a brain wouldn't have a clue what it is you're showing them.

I think the T-28 might just be a refrence number, since the T-28 had like...6 turrets and this thing doesnt even have one :P

.... if Chuck Norris made it then it must be powerful... it must be hiding something..

I think the T-28 might just be a refrence number, since the T-28 had like...6 turrets and this thing doesnt even have one :P

I beg to differ:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-28_Super_Heavy_Tank

I beg to differ:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-28_Super_Heavy_Tank

Oh, I was thinking of:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-28

Alright, this is just a guess, you went to a military base and took picture then watched walker texas ranger and put 2 and 2 googleplex together to form 2,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,00 0,000,000,000,002

am I right?

SOrry bud but the number Googolplex is so fucking ridiculously large that if you took all the known matter in the universe you still wouldnt have enough mass to form all the digits.

Lol I know that was totally unnessecary but Ive spent the time typing it so what the hell lol.

Yay ChuckNorris!

Pie!

Edit: I think the pic looks kick ass. Though it would be more suited to being a mobile gun than a tank. (tanks kinda need moveable turrets)

Picture:
1945 vintage 'Super Pershing'...
It was actually designed to take on the Knoigstiger, or Tiger II... And be capable of dealing with the
*stops mid sentance, reads details of pic more closely*

105 mm Gun Motor Carrige T29/T28 SHBT, 95 tons.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-28_Super_Heavy_Tank

('T28' on the left rear 'mudflap' double treads on each side, hull mounted 105 mm gun, and general outline is a dead giveaway... [plus the date '1945' is clearly stenciled on the front left, just for good measure)

Armor was 300 mm of solid plate... not 200...

Real HP/ton was 4, modern turbines could jump this to 10, maybe 15...
Range would be considerably less than 1,000 miles though...

a 200 mm gun is just, wrong...

And it's dimensions are too small...

Wait... was this a gag, or a competancy test?

And why 3 hatches for a one man tank!?!

T28 dimensions (this tank is at least half the size you are asking for to achieve 300 tons)
Length 11.1 m
Width 4.39 m
Height 2.84 m

Wait... was this a gag, or a competancy test?

I'm guessing a combination of the two.

Fools! You should know Chuck dosen't need a tank. This is his disguise to trick other tanks so he can get close and round house kick them.

a sure way to kill your computer:

type 500,000 zeros; copy and paste.

The tank is a trojan horse. If the enemy knew Chuck was coming, they would piss their pants. But with this tank, Chuck jumps out in the middle of battle and round-house kicks the hell out of everything.

Centrendom is interested in knowing the cost of one Chuck Norris clone.

The tank is a trojan horse. If the enemy knew Chuck was coming, they would piss their pants. But with this tank, Chuck jumps out in the middle of battle and round-house kicks the hell out of everything.

Centrendom is interested in knowing the cost of one Chuck Norris clone.

A Norris Clone cost s around $1,000,000,000 but you only need one!


UPDATED TO BE MORE REALISTIC!

Dang, he completely changed the specs...

The gunner has a stabilised Primary Sight using a laser rangefinder with a range of 100 m to 99999m.

Yeah, realistic.

Yeah, realistic.

Yeah, I had to leave some Norris in it still.

Oh My God, some one should make a Bruce Lee tank and they could have an Epic show down!

Well, it worked with super dreadnaughts... (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Chuck_Norris_class_Super_Dreadnaught)

Development thread here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=457536)

I thought the Chuck Norris fad died two years ago...

I made a NSwiki for it!

CNMBT (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Chuck_norris_main_battle_tank)

It reached its peak at my high school spring of last year.

Btw What about the whole Chuck Norris , Steven Segal Rivalry?

I thought the Chuck Norris fad died two years ago...

Yeah. He is sooo out. Its because he needs more cowbell. (http://rds.yahoo.com/_ylt=A9gnMicuxvtFnDUAxzGjzbkF;_ylu=X3oDMTA4NDgyNWN0BHNlYwNwcm9m/SIG=11tv23rt3/EXP=1174214574/**http%3A//img41.exs.cx/img41/923/walken2.jpg) :)

Walken for president

GO CHUCK NORRIS!!!

This thing can't defend against one thing that I can see in it's description.


Orbial
Missile
Launch

No need to worry about ATGM the CNMBT has a built in round house Anti-ATGM system!

I thought the Chuck Norris fad died two years ago...

I wish.

Fools! You should know Chuck dosen't need a tank. This is his disguise to trick other tanks so he can get close and round house kick them.

the Chuck Norris tank is no match for the Mr T-Tank

Looks like the S-tank. Meh. The S-tank probably would have been pwnt by Iraqi T-55... no way its the best in the world.

Then again, it looks like this is a joke with that little clone thing about Chuck Norris at the end.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7606/chucknorristankxj6.png

http://cidwebs.com/armorinscale/images/s_tank-2.jpg

I don't see the similarities?

the Chuck Norris tank is no match for the Mr T-Tank

Pffff, yeah right. The Mr. T tank has no mobility with all those chains and is any easy target because of the Mohawk.

Mr. T pities da' fool...he'd easily take Chuck Norris apart.

Plus he's fought Rocky Balboa already.

Sorry, but the Jean-Claude Van Damme MBT is vastly superior to all of the above armors.

I don't see the similarities?
He changed the original Picture which was of a T-28

20 CNMBTs roll across field supported by 5 Mr T heavy moblie guns.

50 Kasemanioan A-10S' come screaming past. Mr tanks are introduced to mr GA/U avenger cannon. tanks blown to smitherines... 3 survive.
Then my M1A3 Abrams come past. They use the whole balance of atributes thing. The CNMBT are so slow; they are terrminated.


:headbang:



Hmmm.....
Terminator tank....

20 CNMBTs roll across field supported by 5 Mr T heavy moblie guns.

50 Kasemanioan A-10S' come screaming past. Mr tanks are introduced to mr GA/U avenger cannon. tanks blown to smitherines... 3 survive.
Then my M1A3 Abrams come past. They use the whole balance of atributes thing. The CNMBT are so slow; they are terrminated.


:headbang:



Hmmm.....
Terminator tank....

Suddenly there is flash of light Chuck Norris appears and jumps in the air and round house kicks all the A-10s, they then explode. Chuck Norris then free-falls to the ground, extends his fist and slams into the ground causing a massive explosion destroying all the M1A3 Tin cans which you call tanks.