NationStates Jolt Archive

The following is a press realese from the ditorete millitary commander of Kasemanioa (he is for all intents and purposes the leader)


Virtious natons of the world, I would now like to anounce that that Kasemanioa is now ready to come on the world stage. Those who have problems with agressors wanting what is rightfully theirs, come to us. Those who have been under the heel of the unjust for too long, come to us. We will ride to the field of battle. We only ask that you remember us when you need a trading partner.
Seek and ye shall find.
Knock and the our tanks shall be at your back.

We have no fear of Fiddler's Green.

End press statement.

Ho! As one young nation to another we must unite and support! The United Island States of AHSCA offers freindship!

His nation is older than yours by a lot...

Annnyhow.

Are you interested in becoming an evil dictator intent on dominating the world, or are you going to be a nicey wicey goody woody guy.

Moantha Today

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Rupert Bull

The ditorete millitary commander of Kasemanioa made a statement to the effec that Kasemanioa would lend military aid to any nation in need of liberation or defense from imperialist aggression.

This, on the surface seems innocent enough, but think about it. Who's going to label the attacking force an imperialist aggressor? The defender- hardly an objective opinion- and Kasemani. In short, this is a declaration to preemptively justify going to war when they please, where they please, in the name of 'freedom'.

The nation of Strator, meanwhile, plunged another 3.0 points in the entirely fictional Esteem Rankings, after sending the following message.

"His nation is older than yours by a lot...

Annnyhow.

Are you interested in becoming an evil dictator intent on dominating the world, or are you going to be a nicey wicey goody woody guy."

Here's a tip, Strator. Using baby talk for babies, pets, and loved ones- okay, if corny. Using baby talk in diplomatic communiques- bad idea.