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Official Diplomatic Communique

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To: The World
From: The Socialist States of The World Soviet Party

We'd like to officially congratulate both the Blackhelm Confederacy and the Griffincrest Corporation for finally leaving that hive of scum and villany that the CA represents. May your relationships with the world better now that you no longer represent the pinacle of aggressive corporationism and capitalism you used to support, to embrace humanity as a whole.
Again, we're grateful that you made such a good call, and have re-thought your stances. Good job!

Signed,
Alejandro Aszenmil, President of The World Soviet Party.

OOC:
Wait a goddamn second.....When did Blackhem quit the CA?


I'm so confused now it's not even funny....point me to a thread, plz.

OOC:
Wait a goddamn second.....When did Blackhem quit the CA?


I'm so confused now it's not even funny....point me to a thread, plz.

Check your TGs.

(OOC: woah! What?)

OOC:
Wait a goddamn second.....When did Blackhem quit the CA?


I'm so confused now it's not even funny....point me to a thread, plz.

I was wondering that too...?

OOC: Just saving my place for the IC part of my post, like shaz i want the thread linky :P

(OOC: WHAT?!?!? Just when I'm about to come back too...)

OOC: IC posts please?

OOC:
Wait a goddamn second.....When did Blackhem quit the CA?


I'm so confused now it's not even funny....point me to a thread, plz.

Check your TGs.

OOC:
Replied

Diplomatic Message from Supreme Minister David Du'Font to The World Soviet Party

This sounds like Soviet propoganda if ever I heard it, I have sent an envoy to the Blackhelm Confederacy to back up your claims but swear on this, your ignorant subversion will not go unnabaited.

Signed,
David Du'font.

Official Response

Ah, you're just mad because you no longer have Griffincrest Co. nor the Blackhelm Confederacy to rely on.

Official Response

Ah, you're just mad because you no longer have Griffincrest Co. nor the Blackhelm Confederacy to rely on.

(OOC: oooohoohohoo, that's low)

Diplomatic Message from Supreme Minister David Du'Font to The World Soviet Party

You unjustly test my patience, do not force me into an action that we may very well both regret, the nation of Toopoxia, and those of the Toopoxican Organisation, can live easily without our Confederate counterparts, the same cannot be said for TWSP and their GASN partners.

Signed,
David Du'Font

(OOC: EDIT: Wrong coding, idiot >_< )

(OOC: oooohoohohoo, that's low)

Diplomatic Message from Supreme Minister David Du'Font to The World Soviet Party

You unjustly test my patience, do not force me into an action that we may very well both regret, the nation of Toopoxia, and those of the Toopoxican Organisation, can live easily without our Confederate counterparts, the same cannot be said for TWSP and their GASN partners.

Signed,
David Du'Font

(OOC: EDIT: Wrong coding, idiot >_< )

Official Response

Well, we also have GUSN and ADAN partners, though yes, I admit we rely on our GASN friends, as much as they rely on us.
Be a good boy, dont risk a war just because you have a short patience.

Diplomatic Message from Supreme Minister David Du'Font to The World Soviet Party

It's not I who risks a war, this is not the manner in which educated national leaders like yourself should act, it makes me question the nature of your socialist paradise and whether the people would not be better off with Toopoxican intervention.

Signed,
David Du'Font.

Diplomatic Message from Supreme Minister David Du'Font to The World Soviet Party

It's not I who risks a war, this is not the manner in which educated national leaders like yourself should act, it makes me question the nature of your socialist paradise and whether the people would not be better off with Toopoxican intervention.

Signed,
David Du'Font

Official Response

You're no fun, did you know that?

I mean, lay it down a little, go out, dance, watch a movie, get laid, I dunno, go out and have some fun.

Official Response

You're no fun, did you know that?

I mean, lay it down a little, go out, dance, watch a movie, get laid, I dunno, go out and have some fun.
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Diplomatic Message from Supreme Minister David Du'Font to The World Soviet Party

I apologise if I have ever mislead you into beleiving nation building would be fun, maybe it's because I care for my people more than I do in such needless vices.

I have what I need and I shall no longer bother you, any further messages from the World Soviet Party shall be disregarded.

OOC:
Like so- HAHAHA!


IC: Hotdogs2 welcomes this new change to the makeup of the CA. We believe that we can now look forward to greater peace with numbers of aggressive nations and alliances falling. The GDI will continue to call for peace in the world, using our alliance to create a world without genocide and rights for all citizens. Griffincrest and Blackhelm are applauded by HD2 for their actions in this case, we hope they shall help to bring about more peace.

The day was slow. Reports from the front lines were the same, ground was being gained but soldiers were being lost. There was a knock on the door of the confrence room. "Enter," The Supreme Admiral called.

An aid walked in to find the Admiral playing a card game with his cabinet. He handed the Admiral a piece of paper that had what The World Soviet Party had said earlier written on it.

The Admiral looked it over and yelled, "Bullshit!"

"Sorry sir," General Andrew Joyeux began, "I really did put down two threes, your pile."

The day was slow. Reports from the front lines were the same, ground was being gained but soldiers were being lost. There was a knock on the door of the confrence room. "Enter," The Supreme Admiral called.

An aid walked in to find the Admiral playing a card game with his cabinet. He handed the Admiral a piece of paper that had what The World Soviet Party had said earlier written on it.

The Admiral looked it over and yelled, "Bullshit!"

"Sorry sir," General Andrew Joyeux began, "I really did put down two threes, your pile."

(OOC: Bullshit is an awesome game!!! :D you win points for using it in an IC post :P sorry for the pure IC TWSP also, is this actually serious, has BC just kept this so secret that we don't know yet.)

(OOC: Bullshit is an awesome game!!! :D you win points for using it in an IC post :P sorry for the pure IC TWSP also, is this actually serious, has BC just kept this so secret that we don't know yet.)

The whole thing will be cleared up once BC posts.

The day was slow. Reports from the front lines were the same, ground was being gained but soldiers were being lost. There was a knock on the door of the confrence room. "Enter," The Supreme Admiral called.

An aid walked in to find the Admiral playing a card game with his cabinet. He handed the Admiral a piece of paper that had what The World Soviet Party had said earlier written on it.

The Admiral looked it over and yelled, "Bullshit!"

"Sorry sir," General Andrew Joyeux began, "I really did put down two threes, your pile."

(OOC: Bullshit is an awesome game!!! :D you win points for using it in an IC post :P sorry for the pure IC TWSP also, is this actually serious, has BC just kept this so secret that we don't know yet.)

OOC:
I prefer Screw Your Neighbor over bullshit.....

I most certainly have not stepped down. Who is telling you these things?

I most certainly have not stepped down. Who is telling you these things?

Why, you my good man.

Why, you my good man.

I did no such thing. When was this?

I did no such thing. When was this?

Several days ago, if my memory serves me well.

Several days ago, if my memory serves me well.

I don't recall doing this.

I don't recall doing this.

We recieved a message, some days ago, signed by someone bearing the last name "Griffincrest", and informing us that both the Confederacy and Griffincrest Co. would be leaving the CA for good. And that they were probably going to need some help, and new allies for that matter.
There was something about a revolution as well, and that they'd contact us when everything was set.
Unluckily, the message was accidentally deleted by a virus (which, came with the message). We managed to track the e-mail back to the Confederacy, and since we sincerely hoped this was real, thus we decided to let the world know.
Rejoice, now you'll have lots of help should the CA try to strike it's ex-leader.

We recieved a message, some days ago, signed by someone bearing the last name "Griffincrest", and informing us that both the Confederacy and Griffincrest Co. would be leaving the CA for good. And that they were probably going to need some help, and new allies for that matter.
There was something about a revolution as well, and that they'd contact us when everything was set.
Unluckily, the message was accidentally deleted by a virus (which, came with the message). We managed to track the e-mail back to the Confederacy, and since we sincerely hoped this was real, we decided to let the world know.
Rejoice, now you'll have lots of help should the CA try to strike it's ex-leader.

(OOC: I call bullshit, BC's said he's not leaving and now you're making plans that he is, dude that's not cool and you're just furthering the justification for an ignore)

(OOC: I call bullshit, BC's said he's not leaving and now you're making plans that he is, dude that's not cool and you're just furthering the justification for an ignore)

Calm down, and check your TGs.

Fun...

So now we are defending BC and GC from the CA?

The world has turned upside down, yes, I read the TG.

Now lets all remember this is IC, and so I'll stop my OOC spamming... now.

IC:
Diplomatic message
To: Blackhelm Confederacy
From: PROHT
Transmited over a public channel, unencrypted
For all the world to see
Cause there is no shame in supporting an ally

These are indeed turbulent times for your nation, your Prime minister Claudious Griifencrest was shot through the heart by a sniper, charges of human rights violations are being made against your government, 5 nations are atticking yours, and now you appear to be having a falling out with the CA.

If you ever need anything, we have a fleet less than 1,000 miles off your coast, still as ready to send aid to your shores as when they first arrived 5 years ago.

We also wish to re-establish our diplomatic embassy within your soil once again.

Fun...

So now we are defending BC and GC from the CA?

The world has turned upside down, yes, I read the TG.

No, no you're not, because the CA has no nor will it ever have any intention to destroy one of its members let alone our leader.

Also...

The Socialist States of The World Soviet Party
Received: 6 minutes ago
Seriously, calm down, Im just messing with you guys.

Jeez.

TG from TWSP, I don't even wanna make a comment anymore, I'm too f***ed off right now.

No, no you're not, because the CA has no nor will it ever have any intention to destroy one of its members let alone our leader.

Also...

The Socialist States of The World Soviet Party
Received: 6 minutes ago
Seriously, calm down, Im just messing with you guys.

Jeez.

TG from TWSP, I don't even wanna make a comment anymore, I'm too f***ed off right now.

Not cool dude, not cool at all.

OOC: I knew this was bs because the universe didn't fall apart. Really, BC leaving CA? To good to be true. Would have had made for a very intersting rp though.

Not cool dude, not cool at all.

(OOC: What's not cool about it man? You're the one who started this whole thing, all this panic and misinterpretation and bullc*** could have easily been avoided, dude, you're the one who's not cool, if TWSP doesn't snap first then I swear I am, as I told you in my replied TG I've had it with this, i'm just gonna leave this thread to rot before I snap and go beserk with stress.)

No, no you're not, because the CA has no nor will it ever have any intention to destroy one of its members let alone our leader.

Also...

The Socialist States of The World Soviet Party
Received: 6 minutes ago
Seriously, calm down, Im just messing with you guys.

Jeez.

TG from TWSP, I don't even wanna make a comment anymore, I'm too f***ed off right now.

It isn't any worse tghan when the CA declared 'victory' over the GASN...
Consider it even, nice going ruining the joke and all...

My IC actions still stand.
I'm wondering how BC would respond to such a letter.

It's the kind of humur one sees when one watches a blind person about ride a giant hedgehog into the sunset...

Or a baby playing with some extremely deadly snakes...

(OOC: What's not cool about it man? You're the one who started this whole thing, all this panic and misinterpretation and bullc*** could have easily been avoided, dude, you're the one who's not cool, if TWSP doesn't snap first then I swear I am, as I told you in my replied TG I've had it with this, i'm just gonna leave this thread to rot before I snap and go beserk with stress.)

Causing panic was the main point of this thread, you know, confusing the heck outta the CA, seeing how they reacted, and trying out my desinformation services.

OOC: What I would've done is an OOC note in the OP, so people can be confused IC, and roleplay it that way (although a simple phone call would've solved it).

That doesn't work.
(Dang timewarp...)

Then they just ignore it.
And that isn't as funny to watch...

This was no more harmful than the radio broadcast of 'War of the Worlds' or a certain news report on a hypothetical malfunction of all the zoo's cages, letting the dangerouse animals into the streets.

Then there are the occasional zombie and WW3 scares...
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Able_Archer_83
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WW3#Historical_close_calls

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cuban_Missile_Crisis
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ranger_5
Note time of launch. Worst time to launch a rocket so close to Cuba that it shows up on NORAD as an ICBM ever.

OOC: What I would've done is an OOC note in the OP, so people can be confused IC, and roleplay it that way (although a simple phone call would've solved it).

It isn't any worse tghan when the CA declared 'victory' over the GASN...
Consider it even, nice going ruining the joke and all...

My IC actions still stand.
I'm wondering how BC would respond to such a letter.

Oh yeah like this is even in the same category, a boastful claim compared to an outright lie.

And excuse me having a lookout for my CA buddies not wanting them to waste time on some bullshit quest for the truth.

I fail to see the humor, really guys, what were you expecting? Seriously? For us to start rolling around laughing our bellies off, I don't speak for the rest of the CA members but my belly remains firmly attached to the rest of my body.

Causing panic was the main point of this thread, you know, confusing the heck outta the CA, seeing how they reacted, and trying out my desinformation services.

Ya shouldda started with a safer claim, or at least told us that BC hadn't actually quit and that this was a purely IC Propaganda thread, rather than starting this easily avoidable near flame war.

Well good job on the confusion part, that worked at least, but that aint the point of an RP, the point is to have fun, wasn't very fun for the rest of us now was it? Damn, I really don't need this.

OOC: What I would've done is an OOC note in the OP, so people can be confused IC, and roleplay it that way (although a simple phone call would've solved it).

There wouldnt have been as much repercussions on the whole NS level if I had warned them.

OOC- Yes, but warning people OOCly would've been the right thing to do, considering how most people RP.

It was a one time deal, and it worked, at least until Toopoxia snapped. I dont blame him, some people react differently from others, and I hadnt counted on that.

EDIT

Time Warp...

There wouldnt have been as much repercussions on the whole NS level if I had warned them.
OOC- Yes, but warning people OOCly would've been the right thing to do, considering how most people RP.

OOC: Fun? Like ten CA nations dogpiling a newb? Seriously, he made an IC post. I didn't see him claim it was true OOC anywheres. It does raise some interesting issues though. Were such a thing to happen in RL, the relevant country would undoubtedly put out a denial in mere hours, if not less. With NS, this is only possible under ideal conditions (AKA being on when it's posted).

((OOC: Damnit, Toop, it's a fucking game. O_O Nothing to get so upset about even if he pissed you off. If I got that upset everytime someone pissed me off on NS I would've had at least eight or nine ulcers by now.))

(OOC: I've calmed down a bit now, I'm just under a little bit of stress recently but unwilling to quit NS, sorry if I offended you TWSP *shake hands?* )

((OOC: Damnit, Toop, it's a fucking game. O_O Nothing to get so upset about even if he pissed you off. If I got that upset everytime someone pissed me off on NS I would've had at least eight or nine ulcers by now.))

OOC: Fun? Like ten CA nations dogpiling a newb? Seriously, he made an IC post. I didn't see him claim it was true OOC anywheres. It does raise some interesting issues though. Were such a thing to happen in RL, the relevant country would undoubtedly put out a denial in mere hours, if not less. With NS, this is only possible under ideal conditions (AKA being on when it's posted).

Plus, TWSP DID TG responders that it was a hoax immediately after they gave an initial response.

Toop just blew a fuse when he found out he was tricked by a soviet...

Plus, TWSP DID TG responders that it was a hoax immediately after they gave an initial response.

Toop just blew a fuse when he found out he was tricked by a soviet...

Excuse me, but I never got a TG when I posted an initial response, I blew a fuse as you so elloquantly put it cos I was angry.

Excuse me, but I never got a TG when I posted an initial response, I blew a fuse as you so elloquantly put it cos I was angry.

You may want to practice instinctively responding to IC issues with IC responses rather than OOC complaining and flaming.

You can ask for clarification in OOC, while responding IC, but responding to an IC claim with an all knowing OOC counterclaim just spoils the RP for everyone else.

And now BC has no practical reason to refute this 'news' and until he does, I'm going to RP ICly that what TWSP said is true...

Yes, you can sit back and enjoy as BC tries fending off my peaceful 'aid' with a stick...
*Walks away singing: 'All you need is love...'*

Gentlemen, gentlemen, calm down. Thank you for defending me Toops, I appreciate it. TWSP, you really should have put in OOC that it was a hoax.

((OOC: Damnit, Toop, it's a fucking game. O_O Nothing to get so upset about even if he pissed you off. If I got that upset everytime someone pissed me off on NS I would've had at least eight or nine ulcers by now.))

OOC: A little late on the OOC-explosion, there, Craven? He's making peace...

Your turn to calm down...

Edit - woah, pages appear quickly here...

You may want to practice instinctively responding to IC issues with IC responses rather than OOC complaining and flaming.

You can ask for clarification in OOC, while responding IC, but responding to an IC claim with an all knowing OOC counterclaim just spoils the RP for everyone else.

And now BC has no practical reason to refute this 'news' and until he does, I'm going to RP ICly that what TWSP said is true...

(OOC: go for it man, I never made any claim to my arguments being related through the lack of OOC clarification until much much later, my main complaints were in...

"now you'll have lots of help should the CA try to strike it's ex-leader"

Where the f*** is this coming from, hmmm? Where did we say "Oh, I know let's attack BC, hehehehehe"

"Seriously, calm down, Im just messing with you guys"

Well that's nice to know, that we're all just playthings, how sweet.

And here's by far the worst...

"I've calmed down a bit now, I'm just under a little bit of stress recently but unwilling to quit NS, sorry if I offended you TWSP *shake hands?* "

That was me, apologising, and the very next post...

"Toop just blew a fuse when he found out he was tricked by a soviet..."

Really smooth, you're such a help, if this is how you treat people asking for forgiveness then I fear to be there if I were a newb and you were welcoming me to the site, "Oh hey, I'm new here, sorry if this is the wrong place :) " "Hehehehe, you're a noob, that means you suck at RPing!"

so again, I'm asking that you forgive me cos I'm very stressful right now and thus not in the right mind to be sweeping things under the proverbial rug, this applies now to you too HT I don't wanna make anymore enemies.)

(OOC: go for it man, I never made any claim to my arguments being related through the lack of OOC clarification until much much later, my main complaints were in...

"now you'll have lots of help should the CA try to strike it's ex-leader"

Where the f*** is this coming from, hmmm? Where did we say "Oh, I know let's attack BC, hehehehehe"

"Seriously, calm down, Im just messing with you guys"

Well that's nice to know, that we're all just playthings, how sweet.

And here's by far the worst...

"I've calmed down a bit now, I'm just under a little bit of stress recently but unwilling to quit NS, sorry if I offended you TWSP *shake hands?* "

That was me, apologising, and the very next post...

"Toop just blew a fuse when he found out he was tricked by a soviet..."

Really smooth, you're such a help, if this is how you treat people asking for forgiveness then I fear to be there if I were a newb and you were welcoming me to the site, "Oh hey, I'm new here, sorry if this is the wrong place :) " "Hehehehe, you're a noob, that means you suck at RPing!"

so again, I'm asking that you forgive me cos I'm very stressful right now and thus not in the right mind to be sweeping things under the proverbial rug, this applies now to you too HT I don't wanna make anymore enemies.)

OOC: Well, to be fair to Hurtful Thoughts, with the time warp thing it's possible that he posted that before you posted yours and it just got shuffled.

OOC: Well, to be fair to Hurtful Thoughts, with the time warp thing it's possible that he posted that before you posted yours and it just got shuffled.

(OOC: Dat true, in any case my apology stands.)

(OOC: I've calmed down a bit now, I'm just under a little bit of stress recently but unwilling to quit NS, sorry if I offended you TWSP *shake hands?* )

Sure dude, no problem *Returns hand shake*

OOC: A little late on the OOC-explosion, there, Craven? He's making peace...

Your turn to calm down...

Edit - woah, pages appear quickly here...

((OOC: Erm... Explosion? This isn't bothering me in the least bit, Pudu. My use of the word "fuck" does not mean I am agitated by any means. I use it quite liberally. Apoligies if I offend you.))

Sure dude, no problem *Returns hand shake*

(OOC: Thanks, ye're a good RPer from what i've seen (no comment on this thread :P) and i'd hate to be on ye're Ignore list :) )

(OOC: Thanks, ye're a good RPer from what i've seen (no comment on this thread :P) and i'd hate to be on ye're Ignore list :) )

Which would be weird, since I got no ignore list :D

Anyways, everyone, can we go on with this thread?

Sorry to spam, but WSP check GUSN thread....NOW!

Sorry to spam, but WSP check GUSN thread....NOW!

Already did.

Really smooth, you're such a help, if this is how you treat people asking for forgiveness then I fear to be there if I were a newb and you were welcoming me to the site, "Oh hey, I'm new here, sorry if this is the wrong place :) " "Hehehehe, you're a noob, that means you suck at RPing!"

so again, I'm asking that you forgive me cos I'm very stressful right now and thus not in the right mind to be sweeping things under the proverbial rug, this applies now to you too HT I don't wanna make anymore enemies.)

I didn't call you a newbie, and most certainly not a noob.
I was explaining that your reaction to TWSP was completely rational.

IOW: I was backing up your reason to be forgiven, to a degree.
Plus, I'm pretty sure I wrote mine first.
Jolt has been timewarping a lot this week...
It gets more noticeable with rapid posting.

Truly, this could be made rather comical (CA scrambling to find a replacement, self appointing themselves, then BC shows up; meanwhile, [friendly] spam mail from the GASN members arrives en-masse to BC's door [pretty sure one had a fruit basket and wine cooler ;) ]), and if BC plays his cards right, can add some rather odd twists in global NS developments.

Something about America and Russia hopping down the yellow brick road during the hieght of the cold war [I'll use excercise Abel Archer as an example] is comical...

*bows*

Bump for IC posts.

Can't you let this die? Everyone knows it is a hoax by know.

Can't you let this die? Everyone knows it is a hoax by know.

OOCily, they do, ICily, you still havent answered to my last letter :p

OOCily, they do, ICily, you still havent answered to my last letter :p

Or mine...

Moantha Today

Page A Three, Bull's Eye Column
Rupert Bull
The World Soviet Party stunned- or at least mildly confused- the world with their announcement of the Blackhelm Confederacy and the Griffencrest corporation had left the Corporate Alliance.

The Blackhelm Confederacy denied this, and seems to have spurned offers of assistance should the Corporate Alliance attack. Apart from some blustering between The WSP and Toopoxia, reaction seems to be low.

So- completely failed, completely false, and completely destroying the credibility of The WSPian government. Nice move.

It was a pretty good hoax though

Republic of Groznyj
Department of the State

On behalf of my nation I congratulate The Confederacy for its wise decisions. However that being said, I want to point out that the Griffincrest Corporation is still no better than the scum it was formally associated with. That invade and slaughter free peoples around the world all for money and their own greed. I should know. All Groznians know this well. Not long ago our peaceful ocean colony of Yeltsmin in the continent of Arterus was brutally and without warning overrun (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=508868) by a number of world powers we have had no affiliation with. The name Yeltsmin means in my native language, Paradise. That paradise has been lost and burned to the ground by the corporate scum. Millions of innocent civilians have been ruthlessly slaughtered in the name of what Griffincrest holds so dear! Thousands of others sold into forced slavery, or sent to concentration camps.

I urge the nations of the world, fellow representatives of freedom, be they communist or capitalist, to not regard the Griffincrest with such a warm heart and show them the only way they'll learn how, that what they are doing is wrong and an utter disgust to the world; namely, by cutting off trade and their life blood.

I would like to thank those who will go beyond brave words and act in the name of freedom and prosperity.

Signed, Ibrahim Karachay
Groznian Secretary of State

[ooc: I'm treating this as a little in the future after The Battle of Yeltsmin is concluded]


edit: just read the first page didnt see it was a joke =P. Just disregard what Ive said then lol I dont feel like deleteing it.

OOC: Why didn't I see this earlier? I would have told everyone in the CA to shut up and let it ride. Its better if we just went along with it.