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The Injustice League Recruitment News Entry

Landsalar
08-03-2007, 22:40
The screens around the area flicker once, and the regular local news is interrupted by an outside broadcast. It shows a man of long blonde hair and crystal blue eyes wearing a suit of the highest price imaginable, sitting behind a mahogany desk the size of a small bathroom itself. He is surrounded by Forest Nymphs waving palms over his head, as well as two more chained to the legs of the front of his desk for purposes unknown.

"Greetings, scum of the world. I am Lord God Ekin Volshwa of the Nation Landsalar, and founder of The Injustice League Region. I am the sole, unquestioned ruler and GOD of this Region, and am coming to you tonight to offer a place within these hallowed halls. Do your citizenry openly discourage you from doing as you please with your OWN Nation? Do they cry out for new leadership, even though you won by fair, and legal election? Do your pond scum, tadpole citizens demand their basic human rights be met by their omnipotent Government? If so, JOIN US NOW, as I will show you FIRST HAND how to CRUSH those puny idiots of your citizenry underfoot, and claim your dominance over them without question, or comment rising from their puke-soaked vermin mouths. Good day, and I bless."

The screen flickers once more, as the regularly scheduled news program returns, as if nothing actually happened.
Leafanistan
08-03-2007, 22:49
We, the Republic of the Red Islands, and our allies in the Corporate Alliance are deeply disturbed by this transmission.

This is a message of hate, a message of oppression, citizens should not be treated this way.

We want the "Lord God" Ekin Volshwa of the Nation Landsalar to resign, step down from his post and let the people decide who should be in charge.

We want this region destroyed, and we want citizens to be treated fairly.
Royal New Atlantis
09-03-2007, 00:54
INTERREGIONAL COMMUNIQUE
FROM: Most High Chancellor Franklin Zebidar, Royal New Atlantis
TO: Ekin Volshwa, Landsalar
SUBJECT: Obvious hallucinations


My dear Volshwa,
Have you lost your mind?!

While I applaud the decision to recruit other like-minded nations to our region, your calling yourself "Lord God" of the region is a bit much, don't you think?

Perhaps reverting to your title of Supreme Potentate would have been a better idea. And may I remind you that your nation was once on the list of outlying islands about to be annexed by RNA. It can be on that list again in short order.

Respectfully,
Frank
Landsalar
09-03-2007, 01:02
Subject: Re: Have you lsot your mind?
To: Franklin <frankblahblah@suckynation.org>
cc:

BLASPHEMY! You dare invoke the wrath of your Savior, Ekin Christ?! How DARE you rise up against my visions of grandeur! Might I need to re-send the carbon copy text file of my fifteen commandments, or will you now be reading over them again to re-educate yourself? Good day, and I bless.

Your Omnipotent Master,
Lord God Ekin Volshwa
Savior and Ruler of The Injustice League

p.s. Did your wife like the Forest Nymph pie my harem sent to her?
Leafanistan
09-03-2007, 03:52
Subject: Re: Have you lsot your mind?
To: Franklin <frankblahblah@suckynation.org>
cc:

BLASPHEMY! You dare invoke the wrath of your Savior, Ekin Christ?! How DARE you rise up against my visions of grandeur! Might I need to re-send the carbon copy text file of my fifteen commandments, or will you now be reading over them again to re-educate yourself? Good day, and I bless.

Your Omnipotent Master,
Lord God Ekin Volshwa
Savior and Ruler of The Injustice League

p.s. Did your wife like the Forest Nymph pie my harem sent to her?

OOC: Respond to me! Also, do you have a fancy royal palace? Can I get a description. I sell packages to make palaces and I want to know if I can make it better.
Landsalar
09-03-2007, 04:13
Interrupting local broadcasts once more - this time of "Who Wants To Be An Immigrant?" - a broadcast comes flickering to life, as Ekin Volshwa of Landsalar is once again seen on screen.

"Greetings, puke-laden worms of the world. I, Lord God Ekin Volshwa feel the need to address the cretins formerly known as The Republic of the Red Islands of the Corporate Alliance - who will furthermore be known as "Infidels" during this and all following transmissions.

The so-called message of Hate and Oppression is duly noted, and your blasphemic words will not go unpunished. Hate and Oppression, however, are the staples of all life within The Injustice League, and to quote our Regional Motto, 'Life is a privilege, not a right. If you don't like it, start swimming, vato!' So you see, Infidels, demanding anything other than such from The Injustice League is preposterous.

As for the Lord God Ekin Volshwa - which is me, your new Savior, Ekin Christ - stepping down from his post...well, this once again is blasphemy in the name of Lord God Ekin Volshwa, and I bid you read the 15 Commandments of The Injustice League immediately, for they will show you the way.

My Archangels and their armies of bloodthirsty rabid Forest Nymphs are more than a match for any of your puny, Infidel, writhing, pathetic, translucent, and underling forces. You have no chance of defeating me - for if you do succeed in passing my armies and Archangels, I am of course Lord God...I am all-powerful and Omnipotent. I cannot be defeated.

So, in closing, join us or stop complaining about the forced new religion on your lands. I declare the Infidels to be decimated underfoot, their puke-filled mouths to call for worship of their new Lord God and Savior, Ekin Christ, and scrape out their futile, pathetic existences begging my mercy for their transgressions."

The transmission quickly cuts out, flickering back to "Who Wants To Be An Immigrant?"

(OOC: I have a Palace, although any improvements are welcome heh. I haven't actually put any more thought into it than that it exists, and is costing Landsalarian people tax dollars out the wazoo ;)
Blackhelm Confederacy
09-03-2007, 04:56
Claudius was feeling alittle antsy this morning, and when he read of the insult to his ally, and to his alliance, he decided to take action against the perpetrator. He picked up his phone, and dialed in the number to Reinhardt Hydraplate, commander of the Griffincrest Internal Security Forces, the most ruthless wing of the Griffincrest military. Commander Hydraplate, upon recieving news to be ready to ship out, snt his new enemy a short, yet blunt message.

Apologize or lose your oil.

And that was all. Reinhardt knew that this nation would stand no chance against even the regular mercenaries, much less to his forces. No, his forces were different, made up of men who owed their entire lives to Griffincrest and were willing to die for it. They were not the fun loving, looting mercenaries. His men were all cold blooded heartless killers, men who would not think twice about anhilating an entire city for barely any gain, or slaughtering the residents of a hospital merely for the shock value. These would be the men that woul dbe sent to Landsalar should they turn down his simple request.

Back in Claudius' office high above Paradise City, Claudius looked to his aide Cornelius Blueblood. "You know Cornelius, Iragia could use a proving ground"
Leafanistan
09-03-2007, 05:27
The IMS Patient Reward was a Borei-class Submarine and stayed at near maximum range of its Bulava Quasiballistic missiles. A single one with 12 dummy warheads with the word "HI!" written on it.

The missile lifted off, shooting through the water and roaring into the atmosphere. As soon as it detected RADAR telemetry units tracking it, it would deploy its ECM to jam the enemy tracking and acquisition RADAR. It was coated in RADAR absorbing material, and was filled with decoys to distract enemy missiles.

Soon its dummy warheads would release and reenter the atmosphere at Mach 6 and puncture the roof of the man's palace. A good warning, a great way to say, I can reach out and touch you.
Royal New Atlantis
09-03-2007, 12:12
INTERREGIONAL COMMUNIQUE
TO: Ekin Volshwa
From: Most High Chancellor Zebidar
Subject: Stand down, Ekin.

My dear Volshwa,

I'm telling you right now that the first one of THEIR missiles that hits MY islands, and the RNA Navy will turn Landsalar into a bathtub.

Smiles, and kisses to the harem.

---Frank
Iragia
09-03-2007, 15:12
OOC: I like proving grounds, though I suppose I need to speed up my naval buildup...

IC:

The Republic of Iragia stands with its allies in the condemnation of this so called 'Injustice League', and it's very existence is an affront to all that is decent in the world.

The Armed Forces of the Iragian Republic have been put on alert status should should this so called 'League' decide to follow through on its threats.
Vetaka
09-03-2007, 17:31
The screens around the area flicker once, and the regular local news is interrupted by an outside broadcast. It shows a man of long blonde hair and crystal blue eyes wearing a suit of the highest price imaginable, sitting behind a mahogany desk the size of a small bathroom itself. He is surrounded by Forest Nymphs waving palms over his head, as well as two more chained to the legs of the front of his desk for purposes unknown.

"Greetings, scum of the world. I am Lord God Ekin Volshwa of the Nation Landsalar, and founder of The Injustice League Region. I am the sole, unquestioned ruler and GOD of this Region, and am coming to you tonight to offer a place within these hallowed halls. Do your citizenry openly discourage you from doing as you please with your OWN Nation? Do they cry out for new leadership, even though you won by fair, and legal election? Do your pond scum, tadpole citizens demand their basic human rights be met by their omnipotent Government? If so, JOIN US NOW, as I will show you FIRST HAND how to CRUSH those puny idiots of your citizenry underfoot, and claim your dominance over them without question, or comment rising from their puke-soaked vermin mouths. Good day, and I bless."

The screen flickers once more, as the regularly scheduled news program returns, as if nothing actually happened.


Official Dominion of Vetaka Diplomatic Message:

To: Lord God Ekin Volshwa
From: Vetakan Forigen Affairs

The Dominion of Vetaka is deeply concerend by this show of aggression and damn right rudeness shown by yourself. The Dominion of Vetaka calls on you to retract your intial comments and generally restrain yourself in future. The Dominion of Vetaka would like to echo and support the comments put forward by our ally Leafanistan.

Yours Dominion of Vetaka President Roxanne Wright.
Royal New Atlantis
10-03-2007, 11:59
INTERNATIONAL COMMUNIQUE
FROM: Most High Chancellor Franklin Zebidar, Dominion of Royal New Atlantis
TO: International community
SUBJECT: Volshwa

The Dominion of Royal New Atlantis, although members of The Injustice League, stands with the international community in its' condemnation of Landsalar. While our doctrines may differ, we cannot and will not allow this madman to endanger our peaceful island nation.

For this reason, by the authority vested in me as Most High Chancellor of Royal New Atlantis, I have hereby ordered the following:

1) The Saudakar Fleet of Royal New Atlantis has been dispatched to Landsalar to begin blockade operations.

2) Surgical strikes of non-populated areas are being undertaken by the Royal New Atlantis Air Corps

RNA would like to advise the international community of the following:

That as of 3:19am Royal New Atlantis time, there exists a state of war between the Dominion of Royal New Atlantis and the Holy Empire of Landsalar.

That said state of war shall continue to exist until such time as the Holy Empire of Landsalar tenders surrender to the forces of Royal New Atlantis, or Ekin Volshwa is deposed.

That upon said surrender or deposition, the nation of Landsalar will be annexed by the Dominion of Royal New Atlantis.

That Royal New Atlantis seeks support from the international community, in whatever support they wish to offer, in this campaign.


While war in all its' forms is hell, RNA feels that the situation has no alternative.

Franklin Zebidar
Most High Chancellor
Royal New Atlantis
Frenzia
10-03-2007, 18:45
To:International Community

From: The Frenzia Defense and The Frenzia External Affairs Councils

We condemn the actions of this so called ''Lord-God''.This ''Injustice League'' seems to be something that stands for oppression and genocide,we have enough of that in this world already.We pledge to offer our support and therefore as of 13:00,we will be reading a fleet.Operation Piercing Light shall begin.

The High Councilor made a speech,it was a quick but to the point speech.He explained to the Frenzian people why it was important for this nation to be stopped.He did not get the outstanding support he expected,Frenzia had just finished a brief conflict.Still though on a poll done after his speech he got a 59% approval rating.A new low but enough for him to continue with his plan.

War Room,Freedom City,Frenzia

The Generals of the Frenzian Military had been deeply locked in a debate about what to do for hours.They couldn't seem to agree on the right course of action.Each presented their idea to the Defense Councilor,General Howe.So General Howe decided to combine the ideas.He typed up an operations order and handed it to each general.

Operation Piercing Light

The following objectives will be completed by the end of this week.

1) A Naval Task Force consisting of both an invasion and a blockade fleet will be readied and deployed.

2)Air Force Bombers will carry out sorties to weaken and destroy air defenses and airfields.

3)3 Army Invasion Brigades will be readied and loaded on Naval ships.
Royal New Atlantis
11-03-2007, 11:14
FIELD REPORT, LANDSALAR
Commanding Grand Admiral Jason Carson, Chief Military Advisor to the Chancellor, Dominion of Royal New Atlantis

(Fade in on press conference held at Krakana Island Palace, seat of RNA government. Chancellor Zebidar was not in attendance because of a slight case of stomach flu.)

Greetings in the name of the Most High Chancellor.

At 0315, yesterday morning, His Excellency Chancellor Zebidar gave the order to begin military operations against the Holy Empire of Landsalar. That order has since been rescinded, and the order to begin full-scale war with this nation was issued at 0530 this morning.

This military operation has been named Operation Stingray One.

The Saudakar Fleet of Royal New Atlantis was dispatched earlier to the coastline of Landsalar. They have arrived off the coast and have begun attacking the port cities of Port Volshwa, Volshwa Beach, and Ile de la Volshwa. No significant resistance to these attacks has been noted.

The Krakana Fleet has also been activated, and will set up operations alongside the Saudakar Fleet upon arrival. The Krakana Fleet's primary responsibility will be to assist the fleet of the nation of Frenzia, in their Operation Piercing Light, lending support and resources.

Ten legions of the Royal New Atlantean Shockcorps are being transported via ship in order to begin a land-based assault on the capital city of Volshwa City. These shocktroops will spearhead Operation Lord God Volshwa My Ass.

The Royal New Atlantis Air Corps has scrambled 10 squadrons of fighter jets and 3 of bombers. Sorties began last night over largely unpopulated areas of Landsalar; however, the order was given by Chancellor Zebidar to begin targeting populated military installations and weapons emplacements.

Please understand that although every effort is being made to reach Volshwa for a peaceful resolution to this situation, we will NOT stand down until these objectives are acheived:

Self-titled Lord God Ekin Volshwa WILL step down from his seat of power in Landsalar.

Landsalar will immediately stand down its' military stance.

Landsalar will turn over any weapons of mass destruction it may have in its' possesion to the United Nations.

Landsalar will tender to the international community an apology for Volshwa's actions.


Royal New Atlantis prevails! Hail to the Chancellor!!

(Carson walks away, amid a flurry of camera flashes and questions buzzing in the air)
Frenzia
11-03-2007, 18:31
Frenzia

It had been a few days since the it was decided to become involved in this conflict.Already the Navy was ahead of their schedule,ships had been fully fueled and loaded.The sailors would be arriving tomorrow and the ships would leave port.The Air Force however was behind schedule,they had yet to launch a sortie.That was about to change today.At two air bases in Frenzia,the bombers had been prepped,about a hundred in all.They were loaded out with TACTIT RAINBOWS and HARM missiles as well as cluster bombs for destroying air fields.The Army had transported all it's gear and vehicles down to the ports,mostly by train.It was expected that the ships would be able to leave port late tomorrow or early the next day.For now the bombers would begin the long flight.



8 Hours Later

The Bombers had split into three different wings,two wings of FB-05 Sonics and one wings of FB-04 Hurricanes.The Sonic Bombers would make the first shot.

The Sonic Bombers flew in low,mere meters above the ocean.There were 36 of them in each wing, and they were big,so flying low was the only defense they had from radar.It wasn't the only trick they had up their sleeves though.The bombers continued on course,preparing to drop their payloads.....
Frenzia
17-03-2007, 06:50
OOC: Bump
Brydog
17-03-2007, 17:47
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From The Office of The President of the Republic and Lord Chancellor of the Commonwealths

We condemn the actions of this Landsalar, and we tolerate the actions of it. We ask for your leader to step down or we will act for the people of Landsalar. We hope you make the best choice for your people.

Signed,
Robert Carlson Mannerheim
President of the Republic and Lord Chancellor of the Commonwealths