NationStates Jolt Archive

Mariano: (http://i.a.cnn.net/cnn/2006/POLITICS/04/24/snow/story.vert.snow.gi.jpg) Hello, I am Briano Mariano with WNI. Tonight we are interviewing Former Maraquean President Darius Shulze. *Offers Handshake* It's a pleasure.

The former President was looking rather scruffy in a bright red jumpsuit, unshaven in what appeared to be an old stone interrogation room, at the Maximum Security Prison in Super City.

Shulze: [returns handshake] The pleasure is mine.

Mariano: Tell us a bit about Maraque, and about your conviction.

Shulze: Maraque is a sinful country; a country full of despicable and immoral people. They don't know what's coming for them. They will be destroyed.

I was convicted four years ago on terrorism charges, specifically that I allegedly admitted to being the leader of a group called the Freedom Warriors, a domestic terrorist group that wishes to topple the monarchy and install democracy in Maraque. Previous to my conviction, I was a highly popular and loved President of this country before I was impeached for, again - allegedly - aiding another political party. Soon after my impeachment, the position of President was "abolished" in a national referendum, but any sane person knows that it was rigged and that the Maraquean people are living in a dictatorship Hell.

Mariano: Tell us about life prior to your cri- er, conviction. Is Maraque a monarchy?

Shulze: Lets see, prior to my conviction I was a normal family man living within his means in Super City, with a loving wife and five children. I then was elected to the City Council, and rather quickly climbed the ladder that is the evil political spectrum.

That is when everything went downhill, and my life became a living Hell because of the dictatorship that has the world believe is a legitimate, lovely paradise of a country with freedom and money! It's all lies. It's all lies spread by the government to keep it's image as good as it's always been.

What? Is Maraque a monarchy? Yes! Yes it is. It's an evil monarchy. They try to have people BELIEVE it's a legitimate democratic elective monarchy with freedom, but it's all a sham! A sham I say!

Mariano: Yes, yes I'm sure... what exactly is your sentence? What are the crimes these "Freedom Warriors" commited?

Shulze: I have been tried and convicted on 13 consecutive life sentences; which means I have no chance of getting out until I'm 1,625 years old! Because of this sham! This sham of a government! It shall go down!

The Freedom Warriors committed various heinous acts of mass murder, involving suicide bombers and unleashing biological agents into the ventilation systems of high profile targets in the capital. I was not a part of this! But the government! The government I say! Has made a tape of me admitting to orchestrating these attacks upon the city! How could this be? Because they made them up to imprison me! That is what this government is all about! They attack their own cities, and try to put the blame on others. A sham!!!!

(OOC: If you couldn't tell, he's mentally unstable... LOL)

(OOC: Kind of noticed that- pretty hard to miss :p)

Mariano: I am afraid we are about to conclude for the evening. Mr. Shulze, is there anything else you would like to say before we must end the interview?

Shulze: The Maraquean Empire will fail! The death of Maraque shall shine upon the evil, sinful people of this awful land! They will be abolished by the evil Gods and Goddesses of Qxui! Muahaha!!!

Suddenly heavily armed gunmen stormed the room and grabbed the President, taking him back to his padded cell in the basement.