Jaredcohenia
03-03-2007, 09:20
SIC:
COHENINGRAD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL CENTER
"Damnit..." A random med student was in the room of a comatose Aaron Cohen, former Premier of Jaredcohenia. (find the topic where he has a heart attack lawl) Two years after his quadruple bypass, he still lie on a bed. "Catheter duty again...this is just awful. I'm number three in my class, the last thing I should be doing is sticking tubes in a guy who won't wake up."
"Shut up, I'm trying to sleep."
"Yeah whatever...wait...what?!"
"Why are you screaming? I have the worst hangover..."
The student ran out of the door. "Everyone! Come quickly! He's awake!"
"Fuck! I just lost the pool!" Someone at a desk complained. "Wait...what?!"
"Bitch, you owe me 50 dollars." A student at a computer yelled. "Wait...he's awake?" The entire medical staff came to Aaron's room. Sure, there were other patients that needed tending to: such as a woman who was in the OB/GYN ward with her feet in stirrups, a man who was kneeling over in the proctology ward, or Little Susie-who just needed to get her arm x-rayed.
"Damnit, this isn't my room. Where am I?" Aaron had no idea what had gone on, he saw he was in a hospital bed. A jungle of tubes extended from his body, introvenus in his arms, a pulse checker on his finger, a catheter running out of his...you know. "Why am I here?" The story was explained to him, and what has happened in his nation as he was comatose. "When do I get control of my nation back? My son really sounds like he fucked up, how are the people?"
"Uhh...I'm a doctor, not a politician. But yes, it does seem like he made changes."
"Is he liked? Do my people like him?"
"Yes, but I liked you more."
"You got some brown on your nose, go wipe it off."
~~~~~~~~~~~
IC:
"And it is to be put forward, Wednesday in Parliament is now No-Pants Wednesday with a vote of 470-5."
"You know, No-Pants Wednesday seems like a good idea. It's very liberating." spoke a random MP.
"I like it, I hate pants. Ya' know?" The doors opened of Parliament. "If I didn't have to wear pants...hey...who's that?"
Aaron walked into Parliament, he wore a t-shirt that said "Coheningrad University Athletics XL" and a pair of sweatpants, a notebook in one hand and a cane in the other. MPs were shocked, they knew he was in a comatose state-not able to walk around. He moved towards his podium. "Mike, get up."
"...Dad?"
"Consider this a coup. Get up or I'm taking away your Nintendo."
"Dad, I'm 31 years old."
"Do I need to open up a can of whoopass on you?" Mikhail Cohen got out of his podium. He muttered something. "Your Nintendo is mine now, don't give me an attitude. So, where were we?"
Mikhail Cohen was no longer the Premier of Jaredcohenia. The Jaredcohenian Republic was reunited under the power of Aaron Cohen.
To: The World
I'm back. Miss me?
Catch me up, please. I don't know what stuff my son's done other than play Nintendo, but it's mine now. Kid thinks he can give me an attitude.
Anyways, let me know.
~Premier Aaron Cohen
COHENINGRAD UNIVERSITY MEDICAL CENTER
"Damnit..." A random med student was in the room of a comatose Aaron Cohen, former Premier of Jaredcohenia. (find the topic where he has a heart attack lawl) Two years after his quadruple bypass, he still lie on a bed. "Catheter duty again...this is just awful. I'm number three in my class, the last thing I should be doing is sticking tubes in a guy who won't wake up."
"Shut up, I'm trying to sleep."
"Yeah whatever...wait...what?!"
"Why are you screaming? I have the worst hangover..."
The student ran out of the door. "Everyone! Come quickly! He's awake!"
"Fuck! I just lost the pool!" Someone at a desk complained. "Wait...what?!"
"Bitch, you owe me 50 dollars." A student at a computer yelled. "Wait...he's awake?" The entire medical staff came to Aaron's room. Sure, there were other patients that needed tending to: such as a woman who was in the OB/GYN ward with her feet in stirrups, a man who was kneeling over in the proctology ward, or Little Susie-who just needed to get her arm x-rayed.
"Damnit, this isn't my room. Where am I?" Aaron had no idea what had gone on, he saw he was in a hospital bed. A jungle of tubes extended from his body, introvenus in his arms, a pulse checker on his finger, a catheter running out of his...you know. "Why am I here?" The story was explained to him, and what has happened in his nation as he was comatose. "When do I get control of my nation back? My son really sounds like he fucked up, how are the people?"
"Uhh...I'm a doctor, not a politician. But yes, it does seem like he made changes."
"Is he liked? Do my people like him?"
"Yes, but I liked you more."
"You got some brown on your nose, go wipe it off."
~~~~~~~~~~~
IC:
"And it is to be put forward, Wednesday in Parliament is now No-Pants Wednesday with a vote of 470-5."
"You know, No-Pants Wednesday seems like a good idea. It's very liberating." spoke a random MP.
"I like it, I hate pants. Ya' know?" The doors opened of Parliament. "If I didn't have to wear pants...hey...who's that?"
Aaron walked into Parliament, he wore a t-shirt that said "Coheningrad University Athletics XL" and a pair of sweatpants, a notebook in one hand and a cane in the other. MPs were shocked, they knew he was in a comatose state-not able to walk around. He moved towards his podium. "Mike, get up."
"...Dad?"
"Consider this a coup. Get up or I'm taking away your Nintendo."
"Dad, I'm 31 years old."
"Do I need to open up a can of whoopass on you?" Mikhail Cohen got out of his podium. He muttered something. "Your Nintendo is mine now, don't give me an attitude. So, where were we?"
Mikhail Cohen was no longer the Premier of Jaredcohenia. The Jaredcohenian Republic was reunited under the power of Aaron Cohen.
To: The World
I'm back. Miss me?
Catch me up, please. I don't know what stuff my son's done other than play Nintendo, but it's mine now. Kid thinks he can give me an attitude.
Anyways, let me know.
~Premier Aaron Cohen