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In an attempt to become more open, The Autocratic Federated Empire of Akimonad has established its embassy exchange program. We are currently accepting applications to our program. Embassies will be housed on Embassy Row in the City of Kent, Akimonad's capitol. Embassy Row is across Plaza Avenue from the main Governmental Plaza complex (see map here (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/fahooglewitz1077/mapKent.png)). Applications should follow this format:
(Example)

Nation Name: The Autocratic Federated Empire of Akimonad
Political System (Optional Field): Autocratic Federated Empire

Own Building or Provided?: Own Building (You are permitted to construct your own embassy in Embassy Row, or you can set up shop in our own provided Diplomatic Centre. See Diplomatic Centre here. (http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y87/fahooglewitz1077/250px-DubAymx.jpg))
Land Size for Building: 10 Acres/10 Hectares/0.25 sq. km. (Only use if you chose to build your own building. The max is 10 acres. There is no height restriction.)

Ambassador: Daniel Heusen
Attachés: Col. T.E. Lawrence (Attachés can be listed here maximum of three for EACH category: cultural or military. Please include rank if military.)

Air Vehicles: Yes, 2 (Max 10. Housed at Kent International Airport under diplomatic privileges.)
Specifics: 1 Bell 212, 1 Learjet 60

Ground Vehicles: Yes, 2 (Maximum of 50. You can create a full motorcade, however due to the City of Kent's tight layout this may be inefficient. Vehicles cannot be armed. Vehicles can be armoured.)
Specifics: 1 Volkswagen Phaeton, 1 Aston Martin Vanquish S (All armoured.)

Staff: 50 (For logistical and hospitality concerns, there is a maximum of 100.)
Guards: 15 (Max of 25)

(Any special requests, such as BLTs every Wednesday, can be put here. They may not be furnished depending on the nature of the request.)

Basic Requirements for an embassy:
-Nations less than three weeks old will not be accepted.
-Any request may be denied at any time.
-Nations considered "rogue" or are considered enemies of the Empire shall be denied. We shall decide this at our own discretion. (See above point.)

General Information
-Any diplomats should travel in vehicles specified here in order to use their diplomatic immunity. Police will not pull over a diplomatic vehicle without a warrant.
-If you so choose to be housed in the provided Diplomatic Centre, we reserve the right to search the building at any time. If you chose to build your own, we reserve the right to search the building with a valid reason.
-We reserve the right to seek a diplomat's removal from our country.
-Security of Embassy Row is our responsibility. Level of security is determined by current worldwide situations and/or local threats.

Ally status nations have no restrictions.

Nations with embassies in Akimonad:
- The Palentine
- Cookesland (Ally)
- Aurum Domus (Ally)
- Omigodtheykilledkenny
- St Samuel
- Shazbotdom
- Pan-Arab Barronia (Ally)
- Altanar
- Philimbesi (Ally)
- Brutland and Norden
- Kirav
- Alfegos
- Smyrnag
- Twafflonia
- British Londinium
- Caelapes (Ally)
- Snefaldia

Thank you, and have a nice day.
Signed,
Marko Kensington
Secretary of Foreign Affairs

Greetings and Salutations excetery excetery,
We of the Palentine, are always happy to see another nation in the AO open up diplomatic relations with the rest of the world, so we a pleased to respond to your call for diplomatic relations. We are sending you a very excellent man as our ambassador to your fair nation. El Supersanto was a very talented wrestler in his day. He is now retired and wishes to help serve his beloved nation in any way we can use him. He is a man of many talents and abilities, not the least is wrestling, public speaking and beating the bejaysus out of villians, supernatural monsters, and evil alien conquerors. his only major reqiurement is a gym to keep up his skills and that you not question the fact that he always wears his mask in public.
Excelsior,
Lord Julius Prime Minister

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El Supersanto

Nation Name:The Evil conservative Empire of the Palentine
Political System (Optional Field):Bwahahahahahahahaha! I guess you could call it a benevolent monarchy*Chortle*

Own Building or Provided:We'll use one of yours

Ambassador:El Supersanto
Attachés:

Air Vehicles:2 Learjets

Ground Vehicles:Armored Limo, and a Shelby GT500(the ambassador's personal vehicle)

Staff:50
Guards:15 Palentine Marines

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Official Diplomatic Communique

Nation Name: The United States of Cookesland
Political System: Democratic Republic

Own Building or Provided?: we'll build our own for security reasons
Land Size for Building: 7 Acres

Ambassador: Miss Felicity O'Bannon
Attachés: none

Air Vehicles: Yes, 2
Specifics: 1 Learjet 60, 1 helicopter on the helipad on roof, 4 in airport

Ground Vehicles: Yes, 2 limos armored
Specifics:

Staff: 30
Guards: 20 Cookeslandic Marines


Best Wishes,
Steven Andolor
Steven Andolor
Secretary of State
United States of Cookesland

Aurum Domus would like to exchange embassies in order to forge an alliance.

Nation Name: The Armed Republic Of Aurum Domus
Political System (Optional Field): Iron Fist Consumerist State
Own Building or Provided?: Provided in the beautiful Diplomatic Centre
Ambassador: Lt. General Christopher
Attachés: Lieutenant Colonel Benjamin Oron
Air Vehicles: 4
Specifics: 2 LEOSF-1 and 2 White Knights
Ground Vehicles: 3
Specifics: 2 Armoured Cadillac Escalades, 1 Saleen s7 Twin Turbo with 1035 bhp factory upgrade( The Ambassador's personal ride)
Staff: 50
Guards: 25

Palentine and Cookesland accepted. Aurum Domus, I can't form an alliance with you, but your embassy is still accepted.

"Mr. President, Akimonad has requested (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12469323&postcount=206) an embassy (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=454422)."

"Who?"

"Akimonad, sir. Criminally insane dictator? Criminally insane vizier? Criminally insane 'wazir'?"

"Oh, you mean the assholes who tried to assassinate me?"

"All a big misunderstanding, sir, I'm sure. And besides, you weren't even there. They shot at your doubl--"

"Fuck off, Alex! They wanted me dead! They're fucking psycho! And I know exactly who to send as ambassador! Ha!"

Nation Name: The Federal Republic of Omigodtheykilledkenny
Political System: Constitutional federal republic

Own Building or Provided?: We shall build our own.
Land Size for Building: (The max is 10 acres.) OK, but that's really pinching it. Although we're grateful there's no limit on height. Here (http://www.ogh.ch/cave_vienna/big-building.jpg)'s an artist's rendition of our proposed diplomatic complex.

Ambassador: Lindy Broemer
Attachés: To be designated later.

Air Vehicles: (Max 10.) OK, 10.
Specifics: Boeing 747, 3 Leer Jets, 5 Marine helicopters (armored, unarmed), one Da Vinci-inspired airship

Ground Vehicles: (Maximum of 50.) OK, 50.
Specifics: 20 heavily modified Cadillac DTS limousines, 10 Jeep Cherokees, 10 Volkswagen Jettas, 5 Classic Hummers, 5 IT (http://www.thehungaryyears.com/images/mrgarrison-big.jpg) (All armored.)

Staff: (Maximum of 100.) OK, 100.
Guards: (Max of 25.) 25 ceremonial penguin guards

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Amb. Broemer
(Don't worry; that axe she's wielding is purely ceremonial, heh-heh.)

Nation Name: The Kingdom of St Samuel
Political System (Optional Field): Democratic Socialists

Own Building or Provided?: Own Building
Land Size for Building: 10 Acres/10 Hectares/0.25 sq. km.

Ambassador: Lord Hugh Gauld-Newman
Attachés: General Leonard Brutherwick

Air Vehicles: 1 Learjet 60

Ground Vehicles: 1 armoured Mercedes for ambassador, 2 armoured range rovers for security

Staff: 25
Guards: 15 security, 10 ceremonial guards

We request that Akimonad establish an embassy in St Samuel

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?p=12470371#post12470371

OFFICIAL IMPERIAL PROCLIMATION
TO: The Leadership of The Nation of Akimonad
FROM: Mr Larry Williams, Minister of Foreign Affairs

We would like an exchange of embasies with your nation. We do require some special needs for our embasy and we would like to run them past you for your approval.


Nation Name: The Dark Empire of Shazbotdom
Embasy Personel: 35 Staff (20 Shazbotdom Nationals, 10 Akimonadi Nationals)
Protection: 45 Armed Shazbotdom Marines, 10 Unarmed Guards
Weapons Used: XR-01 Battlerifle, XR-02 "Magnum" Handgun
Vehicles: 2 x WH-03 "Troop Transport" Warthog, 2 x Armored SUV, 1 x Armored Limosine, 4 x AT-01 "Jackhammer" ATV
Addional Requests: Private Hanger at a local airport, large enough for 2 AC-01 Pelican aircraft and one Boeing 717.


Our Embasy Exchange Thread (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=466717)

The Authoritarian Nation of Pan-Arab Barronia
Ministry for Foreign Affairs
"Laboramus Sustinere"

We would be most pleased to establish an Embassy within your nation. We shall require 10 acres of space on Embassy Row for our Embassy.

Ambassador: The Right Honorable Christopher Blunden plus Family
45 Embassy Employees: 2 Pilots, 1 Driver, 2 Secretaries, 5 Office Personnel, plus various aides
20 Security Personnel
Weapons: Pilots: Sidearm - M11 Sig-Sauer P226
Driver: Sidearm - M11 Sig-Sauer P226
Security Personnel: Main Arms - M4 Carbine + M203 Quadrant Sights. Sidearm - MK23 Mod 0.
Other Weaponry: Model 1902 Army Officer's Sword. FGM-172 SRAW. M240. M21.
Number and Types of Vehicles: 1 Rolls-Royce Phantom (Pullman) (Armoured). 2 Range Rover SUVs (Armoured). 1 Mercedes Sprinter LWB (Armoured).
Number and Types of Aircraft: 1 Sikorsky S-92 Superhawk

OOC: telegram for Akimonad

To whom it may concern:

We would like to establish an embassy with your nation, and would also like to invite you to set up an embassy of your own in the Diplomatic Section of our capital, Ael Khalas.

Name of nation: The United Constitutional Monarchy of Altanar
Political System: Inoffensive Centrist Democracy
Building: We would like to construct our own building.
Land size: 10 acres is requested.
Ambassador: Param Serikaith
Attaches: none
Air vehicles: 1 Learjet, 1 A10 Altanari government helicopter
Specifics: both unarmed
Ground vehicles: two RC10 government limousines and 1 SK5 government SUV
Specifics: all three vehicles will be bulletproofed, but unarmed
Staff: 5 consular employees
Guards: 10 agents of the Royal Intelligence and Security Directorate (RIS) for security

Nelron Khiskithy
UCMA Minister of State

"Akimonad, sir. Criminally insane dictator? Criminally insane vizier? Criminally insane 'wazir'?"


"Mr. Heusen, OMGTKK has approved the request."

"Fine."

"And they called you criminally insane."

"I'm not insane; I'm classified as a mostly benevolent dictator. I hardly think of myself as worse than Fernanda. Just accept whatever."

******
OMGTKK's request is granted.
St Samuel's request is granted.
Shazbotdom's request is granted.
Pan-Arab Barronia's request is granted.
Altanar's request is granted.

Welcome. We'll establish our own embassies when we stop being lazy.

*bumpage*

* bump *

Nation Name: The Capitalist Council of McPsychoville
Political System (Optional Field): Benevolent Dictatorship

Own Building or Provided?: Own Building
Land Size for Building: 6.5 Acres

Ambassador: Dr. Richard Millikan, BSc
Attachés: Lieutenant Patrick Pruitt, Lieutenant Gregor Durant. Also attached are a squad of bodyguards.

Air Vehicles: Seven
Specifics: One F-44 Interceptor, Two A-7 Wraiths, Two AH-2G Rangers, Two Lear Jets. The jets are for transport, the attack planes and helicopters are for defense. See the DMI thread for information on the Interceptor, the Wraith and the Ranger.

Ground Vehicles: Ten
Specifics: Three Rhiness Bobcats, One Dragon X, Two S-3 Elusion Class Vehicles, One S-15 Legionnaire, One APC-6 Advancer, Two Bull Warrior Fighting Vehicles. Again, see the DMI thread for all but the Dragon X and the Bobcats.

Staff: 65
Guards: 45 - we are not a liked nation

Nation Name: The United States of Philimbesi
Political System (Optional Field): New York Times Democracy

Own Building or Provided?: Provided Building will be fine.

Ambassador: Honorable Ms. Earnestine Erlick

Air Vehicles: 1
Specifics: Sikorsky C-76++

Ground Vehicles: 8
Specifics:
2 Armored Chevrolet Tahoes
1 Porsche Boxster S
5 BMW F 800 S



Staff: 25
Guards: 15

Please accept my recommendation of the Honorable Ms. Earnestine Erlick as ambassador extraordinary and plenipotentiary.

Josiah Barttlet
President - The United Sates of Philimbesi

Nation Name: The United Kingdom of Brutland and Norden (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Brutland_and_Norden)
Political System: Constitutional Monarchy

Own Building or Provided?: Just a modest building.
Land Size for Building: n/a

Ambassador: Antonello Marcocca (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Antonello_Marcocca)
Attachés: Military - Maj. Thorizio Cerletti; Cultural - Ms. Marinella Doria

Air Vehicles: Yes, 1
Specifics: 1 Helicopter

Ground Vehicles: Yes, 2
Specifics: 1 Limousine, 1 SUV

Staff: 9
Guards: 3

Philimbesi and Brutland and Norden are accepted.

And a-bump.

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Kiravian Empire

Permissum Astrum Subleuco

Imperial Secriat of State

Embassy Exchange Office

The Kiravian Empire wishes to open an Embassy in Akimonad.

Nation Name: Kiravian Empire (The full official name is much longer)
Political System : Meritocratic Democratic Empire

Own Building or Provided?: Own Building
Land Size for Building: 7 acres

Ambassador: Diplomatic Officer Teyrin V. Pinelands
Attachés: Negotiator Xanry Ironhouse, Envoy Officer Ærius Northton, Attaché Iris Revloan

Air Vehicles: 1 helicopter
Specifics: 1 Kirav Aerospace Co. H235 Medium Transport Helicopter

Ground Vehicles: Yes, 5
Specifics: 5 ehtynol-drive cars, armoured

Staff: 45
Guards: 15

Alfegos Ministry of Foreign Affairs

We wish for an embassy in your country:

Nation Name: The People's Republic of Alfegos
Political System : Liberalism

Own Building or Provided?: Own Building, built by Alfegos construction crews emigrating from our country.
Land Size for Building: 6 Acres
Ambassador: Alezander Listoz
Attachés: Col. Charles Smith (Military)

Air Vehicles: Yes, 3
Specifics: 2 UH - 60 Blackhawk, 1 AF 89D

Ground Vehicles: Yes, 6
Specifics: 1 AFC Nimrod (armoured), 5 AFC Overkills

Staff: 64
Guards: 20


Our nation would be ecstatic if we could construct an embassy in your capital.

Nation Name:Smyrnag
Political System: Dictatorship

Own Building or Provided?: Own 12 Story,Modern Architeture(Fortified) Building
Land Size for Building: 10 Acres

Ambassador: Dieter Vonhaus

Air Vehicles: Yes,8
Specifics:2 Gulfstream G500 Private Jets,3 F-35 V/STOL Fighters,3 RAH-66 Commanche Helicopters

Ground Vehicles: Yes, 25
Specifics:5 Maybachs 62S,12 MB E63AMG Security Vehicles,6 Hummers H1,2 MB ML63AMG,All Bullet Proof

Staff:50
Armed Guards:25

Nation Name: The Economic Council of Twafflonia
Political System (Optional Field): Constitutional Democracy

Own Building or Provided?: Provided

Ambassador: Cassie Davidson
Attachés: None

Air Vehicles: One armoured but unarmed helium dirigible

Ground Vehicles: 1
Specifics: Unarmed Bushmaster Infantry Mobility Vehicle

Staff: 3 (including the Ambassador)
Guards: 0 (although all staff are armed, if such is permitted)

Special Requests: A piece of chocolate on each pillow every evening.

All accepted. And bump.

Nation Name: The People's Sovereign Republic of British Londinium
Political System (Optional Field): Parliamentary Republic

Own Building or Provided?: Diplomatic Centre
Land Size for Building: N/A

Ambassador: Michæl Avakian
Attachés: Vercingetorix Blackwood (Cultural)

Air Vehicles: Yes, 3
Specifics: 2 Sikorsky S-92, 1 Concorde jet.

Ground Vehicles: Yes, 15
Specifics: 15 armoured Land Rover SUVs.

Staff: 50
Guards: 25

Special requests: Wireless internet access, satellite television, encrypted transmitters, and BLTs for all embassy staff on Fridays.

Accepted. The People's Sovereign Republic qualifies for ally status, as well.

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Official Communiqué

We hope the state of Akimonad burns, unless of coarse, it decides upon a cease-fire in the Utopian Crusades as we are both EVIL nations. If a cease-fire is to be drawn, we shall submit the necessary forms towards an embassy immediately.

~G.Mckay
Sir Galan Mckay (Order of Utopian Warriors), First Minister

Bump.

Nation Name: Federation of Caelapes
Political System: Centro-capitalist federal republic

Own Building or Provided?: Constructed building on Embassy Row, space providing
Land Size for Building: 10 acres, planned 15-story buidling

Ambassador: Rachelle Kentwood
Attachés:

Adjutant-Commander Carey Goldman
Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary (Minister) Jacob Moore (rep. Ministry of Social Development, Federation of Caelapes)


Air Vehicles: 5
Specifics: 2 Eurocopter Dauphin helicopters; 3 Bombardier Global Express in Caelapes Aeronavy livery.

Ground Vehicles: 25
Specifics: Twenty armored V12 Mercedes-Benz W221 armored sedans; five light blue (not camouflaged) VBLs - lightly armored French reconnaissance vehicles.

Staff: 75
Guards: 25, armed with P90 submachine gun, SIG P220 sidearm, and KM2000 combat knife.

Nation Name: Federation of Caelapes
Political System: Centro-capitalist federal republic

Own Building or Provided?: Constructed building on Embassy Row, space providing
Land Size for Building: 10 acres, planned 15-story buidling

Ambassador: Rachelle Kentwood
Attachés:

Adjutant-Commander Carey Goldman
Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary (Minister) Jacob Moore (rep. Ministry of Social Development, Federation of Caelapes)


Air Vehicles: 5
Specifics: 2 Eurocopter Dauphin helicopters; 3 Bombardier Global Express in Caelapes Aeronavy livery.

Ground Vehicles: 25
Specifics: Twenty armored V12 Mercedes-Benz W221 armored sedans; five light blue (not camouflaged) VBLs - lightly armored French reconnaissance vehicles.

Staff: 75
Guards: 25, armed with P90 submachine gun, SIG P220 sidearm, and KM2000 combat knife.

Caelapes is accepted. Welcome, ally.

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By the Tuhran Bel;

The Centralized Mountain States of Snefaldia would be honored to begin official diplomatic relations with the Autocratic Empire. As a fellow member of the Coalition of Allied Powers, it is only proper that an official embassy be established in both of our nations.

To that end, we will establish an embassy in Akimonad, hoping that your nation will establish one in ours (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=537293)

Enclosed is the requisite information required by your nation.

By the Motions;

Ren Dirh
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Nation Name: The Centralized Mountain States of Snefaldia
Political System (Optional Field): Quasi-theocratic devolved federation

Own Building or Provided?: Own Building
Land Size for Building: 5 Acres

Ambassador: Manh Truc Hej
Attachés: Charge d'Affaires William Sanderson

Air Vehicles: 1.
Specifics: p[rivate diplomatic jet. Large enough to accomodate entire diplomatic staff.

Ground Vehicles: 10.
Specifics: 1 Transatlantic limousine. Variouse other black sedans, delivery vehicles, armoured money/communique transports.

Staff: 30
Guards: 10

Special requests: Discounted rates at Kent hotels for employees not residing in the embassy. Direct phone line to Mr. Hodz to discuss CAP issues.

Other: As a UN nation, Snefaldia conforms to all relevant resolutions regarding diplomatic proceedings. We request that the Akimonadian authorities conform to these laws when dealing with the Snefaldian embassy.

Snefaldia is accepted.

A request to establish an embassy with The Autocratic Commonwealth of Akimonad. Authorised by The Lord Marshal of the Imperial Diplomats King Conrad III King of North Braxon.

Nation Name: The Blouman Empire (aka Bloumany)
Own Building or Provided?: Own Building
Land Size for Building: 10 Acres

Ambassador: Baron Maximillian Drangan
Attachés: Defence Attache Lt Col. Thomas Juniper, Trade Attache TBA, Legal Attache TBA

Air Vehicles: Yes 3
Specifics: 1 Bell 427 helicopter, 1 Bell AH70 Helicopter and 1 Boeing Business Jet

Ground Vehicles: Yes, 2 (Maximum of 50. You can create a full motorcade, however due to the City of Kent's tight layout this may be inefficient. Vehicles cannot be armed. Vehicles can be armoured.)
Specifics: 3 Limos, 5 motorcycles, 2 troop carriers, 20 medium sized cars

Staff: 55
Guards: 25