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Lexington, Okielahoma
Okiean High Command Room
General Felder Leaphart peered across a map of his target, a monarchy in the east, The Constitutional Monarchy of United kingdom2. The nation had been under the microscope of the Okiean government for quite some time now. Just five days earlier Emperor Benjamin Owen had struck the Kingdom's elections down as fixed. Now the military would intervene to put the real winner of the election, Jack Patterson.

The Okiean military of 1,500,000 active duty was to be reinforced with a 5,000,000 reserve force. The Okiean air force and their SuF-8s and Okiya Fortresses have been in flight running bombing raids for several hours. Casualties are unknown to this point. The Okiean navy mobilizes in Enid, ready with almost 100 transports to carry Okiean groundforces to the conflict. This expeditionary fleet is protected by air and by sea.

So in review to my presenation Mr Emperor, an official state of war exists between the Sovereign Christian Empire and the UK2.

Excellent General Leaphart, how long until our ground and naval forces reach the UK2?

Should be in around four days or less.

Excellent, we shall pound these fools. They should know better than to meddle in election fraud.

Yes sir. Especially if it is against a candidate we so heavily supported.

Sir, I must depart for a press conference.

Be on your way then.

Yessir...

OOC:we are ignoring this.

OOC:we are ignoring this.

OOC: LOL why?

OOC:Because he declares war just because a party didn't win.

OOC:Because he declares war just because a party didn't win.

OOC: He can declare war for what ever he likes.

OOC:Well i'm ignoring it, i'm really not in the mood.

OOC: LOL why?


liek ikd MeyB he duz not want a wur right now, perhaps?

OOC:Well i'm ignoring it, i'm really not in the mood.

OOC: When do you want a war, you can't ignore as its very poor rping skills.

OOC:I know but i'm still not changing my mind i am Ignoring it.

OOC: You can't really do that now can you? How can you ignore an enitre army steam rolling across your nation?

OOC:I don't care i'm Ignoring it, if i'm not ready for war on my country don't rush me to.

OOC: When do you want a war, you can't ignore as its very poor rping skills.
OOC: Actually, she can. She can ignore anything she wishes, and nothing will happen.

OOC: Ignoring and Declaring War for any reason (as long as the war isn't caused by OOC stuff) is an 'acceptable' and sadly commonly practiced RP ability. Also, doing so too often will end up getting you either no friends, or perma-ingored, especially if the war is on good grounds or you ignore for a dumb reason.

UK2 is within her bounds to ignore this as much as Okie is in his bounds to declare war over a 'rigged' election.

OOC: Wow. I thought you were a n00b before but now, jeez. You just ignore a war. Congrats. Im sure you will be in the n00b hall-of-fame soon enough.:rolleyes:

liek ikd MeyB he duz not want a wur right now, perhaps?
I think its a she, and if thats the case

OOC:Well i'm ignoring it, i'm really not in the mood.

She must be PMSing.

OOC:we are ignoring this.

UK2 is now ignored.

OOC: This is ridiculous - congrats, UK2, nobody will RP with you now.

OOC:Because he declares war just because a party didn't win.
Thats a valid reason.

ooc: British Londinium, the fact that people still recognize your bipolar government continues to amaze me. Seems that anytime you do something and a few big nations growl, you have an election or a revolution to make them happy.

UK2, you should probably find someone reasonably seasoned to RP with and get some solid experience under your belt. While you've done is perfectly 'legitimate,' it was kinda weak, especially some of the reasons. (speaking of which Okie, that was a weak declaration of war in the election thread.)

Granted im not a great Rper by any stretch, Uk that sticks us in the same boat (unfortunately). I still don't understand why you ignore me...:confused:

ooc: British Londinium, the fact that people still recognize your bipolar government continues to amaze me. Seems that anytime you do something and a few big nations growl, you have an election or a revolution to make them happy.

UK2, you should probably find someone reasonably seasoned to RP with and get some solid experience under your belt. While you've done is perfectly 'legitimate,' it was kinda weak, especially some of the reasons. (speaking of which Okie, that was a weak declaration of war in the election thread.)

OOC: Because, naturally, when a government changes after being invaded, that makes the nation's player awful for actually RPing what would happen in real life (a change in policy). Besides, how is that relevant? The fact remains is that UK2 unfairly ignored a legit invasion.

OOC:First of all this only really concerns Me and Okielahoma.
The reason why i'm ignored you is because you just think you can remove the prime minister and put a new one.People in UK2 will riot risking there lives if your soldiers attack them.UK2 lets there people elect prime ministers not let nations use there military to put up a party that didn't have enough funds to win the election.If you talked to me earlier i hadn't have ignored this.If you put up Jack Patterson to become prime minister, would that be fair to be all the parties that fundraised no it wouldn't.So my nation's army won't fight you but the people will riot.

Thats a part of RPing. Isnt the reason you got on NS is to RP? Your comment makes 0 sense (in your case 364%) at all.
So you are saying i can invade...just your army wont fight?

OOC:Yes but my people will riot and Jack Patterrson can give the prime minister office up.

OOC: So you're letting him invade then? Just say yes or no.

OOC:Yes, Jack Patterson will tell them to leave when things are under control.

OOC:And just to tell you.Jack Patterson has a right to tell your troops to leave the country and you can't force him to be prime minister.As soon as you leave He will leave the prime minister's office.

OOC:Or we can make peace,I'm tired and stressed out.The royal family can offer a member of the royal family in hand of marriage if you don't invade UK2.

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Statement of the Government of the United Kingdom of Eurasia

After reviewing the aggregious human rights problems in UK2, including a lack of education in the nation and percieved widespread poverty, caused by mismanagement at the hands of the UK2 government, Eurasia has no choice but to take action at this point. Currently, Eurasia is freezing all UK2 assets possible, along with enacting a Level I Embargo and Blockade. Royal Navy vessels are currently lining up along UK2 territorial waters, and will destroy any attempts to penetrate the blockade.

OOC:this is only between Me and Okielahoma and i do hope he makes a closed thread. This is the last straw if enters this Eurasia then i am ignoring the war again.And Eurasia stop making things up,We have human rights in our country and education.If you try and invade i will ignore you and do this put jack patterson in power only with Okielahoma.

OOC: Just leave United Kingdom2 alone if you want another election fine but i'm not going to allow people invadig and then wanting to stay.I'm stressed out and i just can't take this anymore.Just leave me only,i can't handle al of this.

OOC: I, er, haven't invaded...

OOc:Still i'm stressed out. Just leave me alone and my nation, we have done nothing to you so just stop .

OOC: Just surrender, give me some money, and I'll leave you alone...

OOC:I want Okielahoma to leave me alone,and i will only you give one billion pounds.You guys are fine with it but i'm not.Some of you are trying to make fight when i don't want to,stop forcing people to fight you if they don't want to they don't.Just understand that people are not like you people have other feelings and right now two people are stressing me out and i can't take this.

TO: The United Kingdom2 Cabinet et al
FROM: The Desk of Emperor Benjamin S. Owen the Second, Protcectorate of Questers etc.

We feel it is neccissary to clear up some points of our so called "invasion" to her majesty. We have not come for the spoils of war or your money, we have come to insert the rightful winner of your latest round of elections and oversee his peaceful trasition into office. There are a few more factors in our forces entering your land. Your education system and welfare is atrocuis. Ten year olds line the streets begging for money and none of them can write their name. Please do know that our forces ocme in peace and wish your people no ill. Currently our forces are 72 hours away and our numbers are between 950,000 and 1,200,000. (OOC: If you must know, we are able to transport this many troops with the logistics help of SL allies) These forces shall enter the country peacefully and ensure the correct winner of the elections is in power. We look forward to your co-operation in the future.

Emperor Benjamin S. Owen the Second, Protectorate of Questers etc.

OOC: Although I will need casualties form my bombing run that targeted your military bases.

OOC:No i told you my soldiers are not fighting you so they is no reason to bomb my military bases.Just leave United Kingdom2 alone,my country is not ready for war and stop godmodding,my education budget and welfare is high.I told you take the money we affering and just leave United Kingdom2 alone becasue i'm very stressed right and i don't want it to get worser.

OOC:No i told you my soldiers are not fighting you so they is no reason to bomb my military bases.

OOC: So you've surrendered?

OOC:Yes but my people will riot if Okielahoma soldiers enter United Kingdom2 or put Jack Patterson as prime minister.

OOC: Im sorry if you are landlocked then this is wrong...but I assume you look like the United Kingdom
On The Beaches of United Kingdom2
The first landing crafts arrived on a desolate wind swept plain in the south. This was a desolate area that had seen just wind and rain. The long grasses stayed swept over and all traces of sand were long gone. It took hours unload all the equipment. The Okiya MBT1 (Very similar to Challenger MK2) rolled out followed by waves of logistics vehicles, some Okiean some Clandonian. The waves of men marched inland leaving the farmers alone. They had much in common with these men. Many Okieans are farmers and the developing country still had a major agriculture sector.
OOC: At this point I cant do much else I dont know what your country looks like...may i assume the UK?

OOC:I have sent you a TG.

OOC:Postpone this "war" because i'm not going to be here for awhile.

OOC: Whatever just forget the whole thing. You won't co-operate you won't give any reason not to. You can't type you can't spell and that probably equates to the fact that you can't RP. I'm just closing the RP.

(This is bloody sad. BL you're joining because OOCly you want to piss her off. You didn't RP forcing her to pay her off, no, you asked OOCly. You did it to piss her off. And Okie, ICly it's a pretty weak reason, not that you can't do that but it is rather rude. UK2 is well within her rights to ignore anybody she wants, granted, it's bad for reputation but it's sad but true and whatnot.

Anyway it seems I am rambling now. Point is, both sides should talk OOCly. RP is supposed to be fun, not... retarded.)

((Oh and BL if I was wrong on the reason that joined, sorry about that. It just seems like that...))

OOC: Whatever just forget the whole thing. You won't co-operate you won't give any reason not to. You can't type you can't spell and that probably equates to the fact that you can't RP. I'm just closing the RP.

OOC: That’s what you call a flame. Don’t make fun of other people and the way they spell.

(This is bloody sad. BL you're joining because OOCly you want to piss her off. You didn't RP forcing her to pay her off, no, you asked OOCly. You did it to piss her off. And Okie, ICly it's a pretty weak reason, not that you can't do that but it is rather rude. UK2 is well within her rights to ignore anybody she wants, granted, it's bad for reputation but it's sad but true and whatnot.

Anyway it seems I am rambling now. Point is, both sides should talk OOCly. RP is supposed to be fun, not... retarded.)

((Oh and BL if I was wrong on the reason that joined, sorry about that. It just seems like that...))

OOC: It's understandable, but I don't want to piss her off OOCly. ICly, my reasons are that the Monarch seems to quash Parliament, and that the government is more concerned with the affairs of the rich elité rather than the people on the whole. And I didn't force her to pay; I believe I just told her what it would take to make me leave. Sorry for making a retarded RP. :(

((Oh crap somebody listened to me.))

(Again I don't mean any offence by it, but the RP seems to be very cheap on the whole on all sides and I think everybody could've done better. Just me, though. I think all sides should talk about it, and then do it. But it seems Okie gave up =/)