NationStates Jolt Archive


Pimp your President...well, sort of.

Aunesia
19-02-2007, 23:08
Just like it says on the tin...who has the best Presidential [Edit: OR ROYAL!] Plane, Yacht, Palace, Cars, Helicopters...skis...who has the oddest of these? Plates of cookies to those with the most interesting designs.

I'll kick off:

http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e159/new-wessex/AAF-001.png

Length: 170 m
Wingspan: 195 m
Height: 32 m
Propulsion: 8x Union-302-2006s High-Bypass Ramfan Jet Engines rated at 59,090 kgf each
Empty Weight: 532,000 kg
Maximum Take-Off Weight: 1,333,000 kg
Minimum Fuel Weight: 598,500 kg
Maximum Fuel Weight: 733,150 kg
Normal Range: 25,000 km
Maximum Range: 37,000 km
Operational Ceiling/Altitude: 45,000 ft
Maximum Altitude: 50,000 ft
Cruising Speed: Mach 0.8
Maximum Speed: Mach 0.95
Crew (List): 2 pilots; others - classified.

These specifications are incomplete, as many aspects remain strictly classified.
Kyronea
19-02-2007, 23:14
So, our NS nation? Would this not be better suited to the NationStates forum rather than General?
Aunesia
19-02-2007, 23:19
I was unsure. If anyone wants to move it, please do.
Isidoor
19-02-2007, 23:21
I was unsure. If anyone wants to move it, please do.

i'd simply loooove to move it, ... but i can't :(
Whereyouthinkyougoing
19-02-2007, 23:27
I was unsure. If anyone wants to move it, please do.Seeing how much thought and work you put into this, it would be a bit sad to see it drown or being spammed here in General. I think you best post a thread in Moderation (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/forumdisplay.php?f=1231) and ask them to move this to the appropriate forum (probably the NationStates one?). :)


Edit: I just made the thread in Moderation & asked for the thread to be moved.
Utracia
19-02-2007, 23:30
People have too much time on their hands. :p
Kesshite
20-02-2007, 02:04
Our empress has one of these:
http://dreamhorseranch.com/alakaset-halter2-50.jpg

And one of these:
http://files.maps4heroes.com/heroes5/pictures/haven/HOMM5_Haven_Griffin.jpg

She's only fifteen.
British Londinium
20-02-2007, 02:09
The two planes belonging to the Prime Minister:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3b/NW_Boeing_787.jpg
http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/2412/farnboroughairshow2006ati0.jpg

OOC: Ignore the livery.
The Phoenix Milita
20-02-2007, 02:40
This is the primary aircraft used by Field Marshall Maximus Seville II for official traveling engagements. It is a custom designed 4 engined jet airplane based on a Phoenix Dynamix prototype featuring modern military-grade avionics and defenses with the accommodations of a luxury cruise liner. It also contains high-tech communications and observation electronics.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/grunt74/NS1/CeremonialColors.png

From time to time, he also may use the UH-1A1 Super Huey,The C-13 JackRabbit supersonic transport, the C-15 Nova, the C-16RD and in a pinch the C-14, on official business. As a qualified pilot he frequently flies other commercial and military aircraft for both fun and non-official self-transport. A specialized, massive airship (details classified ) can also be used by the Field Marshall for command and control of the entire nation and its military.
CoreWorlds
20-02-2007, 03:25
Our empress has one of these:
http://dreamhorseranch.com/alakaset-halter2-50.jpg

And one of these:
http://files.maps4heroes.com/heroes5/pictures/haven/HOMM5_Haven_Griffin.jpg

She's only fifteen.
Oh yeah? well, the Emperor has this guy!

http://www.battleduck.com/media/images/printimages/golddragonprint.jpg

Daniel Masaki also wields this baby on personal missions, with active camoflague to blend in with the stars, plus all the latest sensor packages and weapons upgrades:

http://membres.lycos.fr/drayson/rebels/chasseurs/x-wing/xwing%20-%20rendu1.jpg

When he needs to get somewhere with a flourish:

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b269/Coredia/valkyrie.jpg
Much Ado About Nothing, a modified Valkyre-class Heavy Frigate

When he needs to get somewhere and needs some firepower to back him up:

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b184/Upum/Star%20Wars/1794.jpg
Elite-Class Star Destroyer

When I absolutely, positively need to pwn some bad guys...
http://www.avforums.com/dvdreviews/images/BattlestarGalactica/BattlestarGalacticaS12003R2_3.jpg
Battlestar Coredia, the first of my Battlestars.

Any Questions?
ChevyRocks
20-02-2007, 03:29
The standing Chevrokian President, Olav Jagland, can occasionally be seen traveling in the newest addition to the VIP fleet, the supersonic VC-160A Sigrun from Chevrokian Aerospace (CAe).

http://i78.photobucket.com/albums/j118/ChevyRocks/CSAModelCP-850.png
Kesshite
20-02-2007, 03:33
My MT Empress seals a message in a bottle for your FT guy.

"Your dragon is so pretty. I wish I could have one just like it! Sadly, Kesshite dragons just rampage instead of letting their Empress ride them. It's unpatriotic.

You win the pimp contest. "
Maraque
20-02-2007, 03:37
The Lord Governor has 60 modified Airbus A380 super jumbo aircraft:
http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/english/doc/2005-11/18/xin_291102181200848788922.jpg
Cost: $18.96 billion

100 Maybach 62's
http://www.automotoportal.com/media/images/vijesti/060711010.5.jpg
Cost: $38 million

10 award winning Great Danes:
http://www.greatdanelady.com/Images/burley_wd_gdcanatl02.jpg
Cost: $50,000

A 5,000 year old castle:
http://www.pragueholiday.cz/images/karlstejn/karlstejn-castle-08.jpg
Cost: $120 million

A 525' yacht
http://ddo.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/rising_sun_yacht_larry_ellison.jpg
Cost: $600 million

A planet:
http://gallery.artofgregmartin.com/tuts_arts/planet_images/planet_glow.jpg
Price: Priceless
Atlantian Outcasts
20-02-2007, 03:45
http://img101.imageshack.us/img101/2698/destinyxo1.jpg

AIV Destiny
Destiny Class Destroyer. First (and so far only) of it's class.

This sucker's only 260 meters long and manuvers like the small ship she is, but she also packs the punch of a full-on war cruiser, complete with all-new (or advanced form of old) weaponry, an ESG, deployable ablative armor, hull-hugging shields, and a highly-experimental phase cloak. Built using a combo of ancient Atlantian, Zoir, and Demon (Titan) technology.

And Empress Atlantia, the hands-on asskicker she is, has (or will) claim this vessel as her own personal command.
Strator
20-02-2007, 04:36
I, Strator have recently bought myself one of these

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s92/Stratordominion/miscpic02.jpg

It is very lovely and I have destroyed many little villages of illegal immigrants with it.

Length: 250 meters

Width: 30 meters

Height: 70 meters (30 without bombs)

Weight: 50 tonnes (without helium)

Propulsion: 6 10 meter diameter 500RPM Propellors, 225,000 Cubic meters of helium and 25 meter diameter 300RPM propellor

Weapons: 6 Bomb spaces, 8 machine gun turrets, Shell blaster cannon, 6 AA guns

Operational altitude: 10,000 feet

Maximum altitude: 25,000 feet

Cruising speed: 100 kmph

Maximum speed: 170 kmph

Maximum range: 18,00 km

Crew: Pilot, 2 co-pilots, 5 bombing dock workers, 8 machine gunners, 5 cannon operaters, 6 AA guners, 2 radio operators, 10 repair workers, 10 engine room workers
Planet spacebal l
20-02-2007, 05:40
My President has this. Bow down to the power of the Eagle Five (http://www.leffa-arviot.com/arvostelut/s/spaceballs/01.jpg)!
Aunesia
20-02-2007, 19:06
bump
Krendakov
20-02-2007, 19:10
My President has this. Bow down to the power of the Eagle Five (http://www.leffa-arviot.com/arvostelut/s/spaceballs/01.jpg)!

Your president is "t3h 1337". Especially if he listens to Van Halen loudly in the back.

Sorry, I'll stop spamming/hijacking your thread now.
Jaredcohenia
20-02-2007, 19:13
OOC:
The Lord Governor has 10 award winning Great Danes:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Great_Dane_600.jpg/250px-Great_Dane_600.jpg
Cost: $50,000

If those are award winning dogs, Maraque...as someone who's been to numerous dog shows (a fact I'm not proud of) and owner of 3 Great Danes...award winning ones have their ears cropped up.
The World Soviet Party
20-02-2007, 20:05
My president has a special edition of Playboy printed for his personal use.

PWNED!

Oh, once there was a war because of that magazine, I can link you guys to the thread, if you wish.
Iragia
20-02-2007, 20:12
A war over a playboy magazine, I'd love to see that thread lol.

As for my president - well, he just got bunker busted so that position is kind of vacant at the moment, though I figure I'll go for an armoured ferrari, a Gurkha, or some sort of luxury airship...or all three, I'll cross that bridge when I get to it.
The World Soviet Party
20-02-2007, 20:16
Okies, here's the offsite link:

http://z11.invisionfree.com/Nova_Europa/index.php?showtopic=26
Maraque
20-02-2007, 21:29
OOC:


If those are award winning dogs, Maraque...as someone who's been to numerous dog shows (a fact I'm not proud of) and owner of 3 Great Danes...award winning ones have their ears cropped up.I just took the first picture of a Great Dane I found on google and put it up. I own two Great Danes myself, but I don't like how they crop their ears so I'm against it.
Aunesia
20-02-2007, 21:30
For Clan:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e159/new-wessex/Clandonia-Prime.jpg
Clandonia Prime
20-02-2007, 21:33
For Clan:
http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e159/new-wessex/Clandonia-Prime.jpg

*Declares war on Aunesia*

YOU INSULT THE UKCP!
Aunesia
20-02-2007, 21:40
*snigger*

Anyone else got something prettyful to post?
Brydog
20-02-2007, 21:42
The President of the Republic flys on a 707-320B

http://www.globalaircraft.org/photos/planephotos/b707_1.jpg
Cravan
20-02-2007, 21:53
((I would dig something up, but meh. I just wanted to say, though, that I was expecting Maraque's post to end with something denoted by the tagline "Priceless."

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's extortion.))
Aunesia
20-02-2007, 22:04
((I would dig something up, but meh. I just wanted to say, though, that I was expecting Maraque's post to end with something denoted by the tagline "Priceless."

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's extortion.))

SAME!
Nuevo Italia
20-02-2007, 22:12
The Emperor drives this around...

http://www.leblogauto.com/images/lamborghini_4.jpg

And the Prime Minister drives this...

http://www.ferraricars.org/img/ferrari-enzo/styling-01.jpg

Oh, Aunesia, could you make me a Green, White, And Red Plane please? I suck at lineart...

Make it say The Imperial Democracy of Nuevo Italia or the Italian Equivalent. Need to brush up on my italian grammar, but I think it's close to La Democrazia Imperiale De Nuevo Italia in Italian.
Maraque
20-02-2007, 22:13
I am so sorry I let you down. I feel so bad now.

:p

p.s., more pimping.

The Lord Governor has ten of these, including one for his 18 year old son. Bugatti Veyron...
http://images.consumerguideauto.howstuffworks.com/cmsimages/articles/2006_los_angeles_auto_show/06-bugatti-veyron-1_600.jpg
Cost: $13 million
Aunesia
20-02-2007, 22:26
Oh, Aunesia, could you make me a Green, White, And Red Plane please? I suck at lineart...

Make it say The Imperial Democracy of Nuevo Italia or the Italian Equivalent. Need to brush up on my italian grammar, but I think it's close to La Democrazia Imperiale De Nuevo Italia in Italian.

Sure. If you want a specially-painted SuCO-1 like this...go order one from SU here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486999) (Space Union is the only place to get the best planes :p) and I'll see what I can do. Credit, btw, must go to Willink for his excellent work on the original lineart of this plane, which I have since bastardised.
Brydog
20-02-2007, 22:49
http://luxurycarphotos.tripod.com/90rollssilverspurIIlimousine.jpg
The President of the Republic rides in one of these, a Rolls Royce limo. The Presidential Limo is bullet and bomb proof and sports run-flat tires.
Strator
21-02-2007, 04:06
I think I will catelog my other items

My Cobra:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s92/Stratordominion/StratorsCobra.jpg

Wheelbase: 90"
Body Length: 153"
Height: 45"
Body width: 70"
Frt Track: 55.5"
Rear Track: 60 "
Fuel Tank: 25 gal U.S.
Frt Wheels: 17"x 8" Aluminum
Rear Wheels: 17"x10" Aluminum
Tires: Avon
Front: 235/50R/17
Rear: 255/50R/17
Differential Ratio: 3:00, 3:23 or 3:50 ratio
Differential Type: Auburn Pro-series Posi
Curb Weight: 1900 to 2100 - 1/2 fuel
Weight distribution: Front = 46.6% Rear = 53.4%
Turn Circle: 30ft.
Turn lock to lock: ¾ Turn
Zero to 60mph: 3.4 sec.
Zero to 100mph: 8.2 s

My New car:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s92/Stratordominion/Stratormobile.jpg
The Stratormobile!


My Blackbird:
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s92/Stratordominion/StratorsBlackbird.jpg
http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s92/Stratordominion/BlackbirdDesigns.gif

Length: 107.4 feet (32.73 m)
Wingspan: 55.6 feet (16.94 m)
Height: 18.5 feet (5.63 m)
Empty weight: N/A
Maximum Takeoff weight: 140,000 pounds (52,250 kg) -- gross
Speed: over Mach 3.2 / 2,000 mph (3,200 kph)
Ceiling: over 85,000 feet (26,000 m)
Range: over 2000 miles (3200 km) unrefueled

I am currently making in my factories one of these:

http://i150.photobucket.com/albums/s92/Stratordominion/edi_wire_publicity_01_450.jpg
Groznyj
21-02-2007, 08:16
Yeah well, my president's daughter has these: http://img246.imageshack.us/img246/5098/blarbadsfadsfhj4.png
Ikonja
21-02-2007, 08:18
Can't do without those.
Alexandrian Ptolemais
21-02-2007, 10:05
The Empire does not have a President, its head of state being His Majesty the Emperor. His Majesty uses a variety of ways to get around, and many of these modes of transport are also utilised by members of government.

Aircraft

2 x Airbus A340-600 specially modified to carry seventy passengers
6 x Airbus A321 specially modified to carry between twenty-four and seventy passengers
6 x Mil M-24 specially modified to carry between twenty-four and thirty-six passengers
(on order) 4 x Boeing 787-900 - likely to be modified to carry fifty-six passengers - it is also likely that these will replace four of the 321s

Ships

2 x Ptolemais Class vessel modified to carry 560 passengers. It looks similar to this

http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/280396.jpg

6 x 200 foot yacht designed to carry thirty-six passengers

Trams

8 x AF class trams (#248-#256)

http://www.internationalsteam.co.uk/anz/pics02/nzrd059.jpg

Motor Vehicles

60 x Toyota Prius

Trains

12 x Vice-regal trains

http://www.leytransport.i12.com/char_27.jpg

Official Ptolemais Residence of His Majesty the Emperor

http://www.umdiewelt.net/pics/49_19_IMGP3337.jpg

His Majesty has thirteen further residences throughout the Empire and the old Ptolemais Summer Palace has become the usual residence of His Majesty since 1965
Xirnium
21-02-2007, 11:04
Built at the end of the nineteenth century, the prime minister’s special luxury train, the Veriadënwën, is rarely used in today’s hectic world. Opulent, glamorous and extravagant, it is resplendent with lavish sleeping compartments, intimate lounges, cabaret restaurants, and saloon cars that house stylish smoking compartments and fashionable drawing rooms. The private train also has (amongst other things) a special cabinet conference car, a press car, and the prime minister’s personal office car. The Veriadënwën is the very last word in luxury, comfort, and class, with elegant brocaded draperies, soft gilt leather upholstered armchairs, and rare mahogany panelling.

http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e221/Xirnium/Veriadenwen.jpg

The Veriadënwën, somewhere in northern Xirnium, near Angâmar
Aunesia
21-02-2007, 19:52
bump
Nuevo Italia
22-02-2007, 02:25
The Imperatore and Prime Minister drive around in these.

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/7214/nuevoitaliard2.png







(Thanks Aunesia)
United kingdom2
22-02-2007, 04:02
Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth has the following items,

PureBred Corgi

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f59/chowdownbrowncow/PembrokeWelshCorgi.jpg


$23 thousand.


Buckingham palace

http://i49.photobucket.com/albums/f253/Cire006/BUCKINGHAMPALACE.jpg


$12.8 billion



The Queen Mary,holds 678 passgeners

http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e281/marcosk/s-prcrown2-1q.jpg


$12.7 million


Nissan, he queen has about six of these.


http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g178/marcfi-45/Nissan_Patrol-Arctic41-1.jpg

$78.9 million
Aunesia
22-02-2007, 17:56
The Imperatore and Prime Minister drive around in these.

Not until they've bought it from here (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=486999), they don't!
Dagh
22-02-2007, 18:01
Recently bought this:


http://spaceship.brainiac.com/Galoob/galoob-deathstar.jpeg
Swilatia
22-02-2007, 22:45
OOC: could you tell me where id the template you used for that plane is, if there is one, and if therre is one for a single-deck or double-deck plane. (4 decks is ridiculous in my opinion)
Aunesia
22-02-2007, 22:46
OOC: could you tell me where id the template you used for that plane is, if there is one, and if therre is one for a single-deck or double-deck plane. (4 decks is ridiculous in my opinion)

The lineart was originally drawn by Willink, edited by yours truly, and coloured by me. It is based on the specs drawn up by Space Union (link above). And its by far one of the less ridiculous things ever seen on II.
Wagdog
26-02-2007, 21:44
The Wagdoggie People's Government is based in the only fitting sort of structure for a Socialist state with big dreams for the future, a Palace of the Revolution!
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/33/Palace_of_the_soviets_%281931%29.jpg
Behold the majestic interiors, complete with internationally-recognizable (among Socialists anyway) "Order of Victory" motif...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ad/Iofan_palace_of_soviets_interior_1946.jpg
And the interior plan...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/ae/Bauskizze_des_Palastes_der_Sowjets.jpg
This one building is quite large enough (415m tall) to house our National People's Congress (100m tall and 160 central Main Hall normally open to the public, with some 21,000 seats total), Supreme Court (6000 seats in East Wing Little Hall), National People's Political Consultative Conference (6000 seats in West Wing Little Hall), Revolutionary Command Council (the interior office tower just above the Main Hall), General Secretariat & General Secretary's Residence (the tower top just below the upper rotunda and statue base), and offices for all of these.
Included in the given height is, of course, the customary 100m tall and 6,000 metric tonne statue of Vladimir Ilyich Lenin; leader of the first undisputedly Socialist revolution. And last but not least, this time no cathedrals were harmed in the construction of this edifice.
Barentsburg
28-02-2007, 15:06
Excelsior EJ-8

http://www.netikka.net/cuesla/ns/bizjet.png

Not the largest, fastest, or most expensive VIP aircraft in the world, the EJ-8 designed and manufactured by Excelsior AeroIndustries is the mainstay VIP jet of the Royal Air Force (KMA).
Seating up to eight passengers in a high-density configuration (five or four in a more spacious outfit), the EJ-8 is mostly used on domestic and near proximity flights, due to its relatively short range.
All of the EJ-8s in KMA service are painted in the same livery, the aircraft pictured here is operated by the 98th Air Transport Squadron, 1st Flight "King's Own".
Southeastasia
01-03-2007, 11:39
[OOC: Hehe, funny and interesting...which reminds me, I really need to write up about the executive jet in my own country...]
Ariddia
01-03-2007, 12:08
The PDSR Ariddia has no President but a Prime Secretary, Comrade Nuriyah bint Rashad Khadhim (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Nuriyah_bint_Rashad_Khadhim). She has one of these:

http://jeffwerner.ca/images/gallery/26-35.jpg
Congo--Kinshasa
01-03-2007, 12:12
My President has 11 palaces in Zaire alone, in addition to mansions, palaces, apartments, hotels, retail stores, etc., throughout Africa, Europe, and Brazil.
Tsynaches
01-03-2007, 12:30
I have plenty of cars, but my pride is this!

http://www.moller.com/m400.htm

And its comming out soon!:p