NationStates Jolt Archive

From: Dictatarship of Danno10 High Office

Text: Our country would like to declare war on all nations trading slaves, as we see them as a national and international threat. If you are against or for this, please contact me. The Dictatarship fears Nobody. We would also like to announce Rebels have taken control of our second largest city, Req and Our country has developed a Monarchy

Signed Danno10, King and leader of Dictatarship of Danno10

Official private message
from the one you
FEAR

I don't like you. You should stop the war, or I will make you surrender to me. In fact, you'd better surrender now.

FEAR ME.


Signed,
Skold Tirpitz Siedrun Bjorn Nordlung Nobody.

I will never surrender, all borders have been closed for years, people live in fear. Nobody will dare defy me, and all borders are closed along with public transport. Id like to see you try!

OOC: I'm so tagging this, because you're 'bout to get PWN3D.

IC:

TO: The Dictatorship of Danno10
FROM: The Democratic Elective Monarchy of Maraque

Your short time on this Earth will be such an unfortunate event.

Good day,
Lord Governor Jovan S. Norris

Jeffry Bower - Ministry of Defence

We would like to announce we surrender all are weapons and the nations fate is in your hands.

OOC: I must say I'm impressed, this guy seems to know that he cannot handle fighting a larger nation, as opposed to almost every other new guy.

We would like to point out to you, that even though the practise of slavery is disgusting, a war will do little to eliminate it, and it is unlikely that one country will win a war against dozens of countries, all stronger then the attacking country. We would advise you to reconsider, unless you want the slave countries to remove you from the map.

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Jeffry Bower - Ministry of Defence

We would like to announce we surrender all are weapons and the nations fate is in your hands.

We would like to announce that we gratiously accept your surrender and our forces will be in Odaan to seal your land as a colony.

TO: The Community of Vault 10
FROM: The Federation of Aunesia
RE: The Dictatorship of Danno10

The Federation of Aunesia would like to offer both The Community of Vault 10 and The Democratic Elective Monarchy of Maraque each $500,000,000 to cede the territories of The Dictatorship of Danno10 to the Federation to begin a process of reconstruction and to ensure the election of a proper government.

Yours,

Andrew Short
Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs

OOC: Danno10, check your telegrams.

We would like to announce that we gratiously accept your surrender and our forces will be in Odaan to seal your land as a colony.
We would like to remind you that he surrendered to Maraque and Vault 10, and it is highly recommended that you do nothing to intervene.

OOC: I must say I'm impressed, this guy seems to know that he cannot handle fighting a larger nation, as opposed to almost every other new guy.
OOC:
He said he fears Nobody. Seems that he was so horrified after Skold Tirpitz Siedrun Bjorn Nordlung Nobody's letter that followed the Nobody's wish subconsciously.

The mobilization of Maraquean troops will begin to enter Danno10 in 78 hours time.

Ministry of Defense

OOC: *alters offer accordingly*

From: Vault 10 Coordination Council
To: Andrew Short

We suggest a mutual development of the land, both establishing our industries, for half the cost.

That will also ensure healthy competition inside the nation.


With best regards,
Vault-Tec Coordination Council.

TO: The Community of Vault 10 & The Democratic Elective Monarchy of Maraque
FROM: The Federation of Aunesia
RE: The Dictatorship of Danno10

The Federation withdraws its offer.

Yours,

Andrew Short
Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs

TO: The Community of Vault 10
FROM: The Federation of Aunesia
RE: The Dictatorship of Danno10

The Federation of Aunesia would like to offer both The Community of Vault 10 and The Democratic Elective Monarchy of Maraque each $500,000,000 to cede the territories of The Dictatorship of Danno10 to the Federation to begin a process of reconstruction and to ensure the election of a proper government.

Yours,

Andrew Short
Secretary of State for Foreign Affairs


OOC: Danno10, check your telegrams.

FROM: The Democratic Elective Monarchy of Maraque
TO: The Federation of Aunesia
RE: The Dictatorship of Danno10

The Democratic Elective Monarchy of Maraque declines the offer of $500 million Universal Standard Dollars, but will allow Aunesian military personnel inside the country to help reconstruction efforts and to secure a proper democratic government is put in place by the people of Danno10.

Sincerely,
Lord Governor Jovan S. Norris

EDIT: Damn, too slow.

I know i have done wrong in my rule, And that is why, i accept the death penalty.

ooc: Danno10 this is one of those Good Idea Bad Idea things.

its a good idea to want to end slavery

its a very bad idea to declare war on nations much larger than yourself

Can I, like, you know, bomb something in his nation, and put it on PPV? It will turn a profit! I promise!

TO: The Dictator of Danno10
FROM: The Democratic Elective Monarchy of Maraque

Our government has decided to offer you asylum in our country. If you accept please contact us post haste.

Sincerely,
Lord Governor Jovan S. Norris

ooc: probably the worlds shortest war :rolleyes:

OOC: Well, im pretty surprised, not only he recognises he lost, but he also accepts conditions, strange thing on these cases

OOC: Danno10, do you have a map of your country?

do sexual slaves count? Cause Nevillonia denounces slavery, but sex slaves? c'moooon

In the main room of the Aerospace Logistics Corporation NDD Command Center, Kirill Leonov was surprised. One of his subordinates probably had just set the world record, or at least warranted himself a place on the contenders' list.

He called Matthew from the Marine Transport Department.

- "Yes, Kir? What's now, we're finally proceeding with Iragia?"
- "Better."
- "Don't tell me you have just captured a warehouse full of platinum."
- "I'd call airlifters. Guess what I need?"
- "Stolen a ship with tungsten and want us to stage an accident?"
- "Nope, Matt. We've got land to expand, and I want you to check the ships nearby."
- "Iragia! I knew it! By the way, you could NOT hand it all to my secretary that day. Just call me even if I'm on a meeting."
- "Not Iragia. We've got a new blitzkrieg hero, and he'll transfer you coordinates. Check the lines there."
- "Copy that, as you like to say."

Matthew put the satellite phone away and got out of the bath. And he had just planned to ...really rest this day.

- "Oh, Niel, are you leaving, already?"
- "No, dear. Oh, I mean, yes, dear. Let's meet another day".

Good thing she at least didn't overhear the talk, or bye to the normal life again. Matthew put on his suit, quickly took the elevator to the hotel roof, found his helicopter - damn, and someone parked a VTOL jet right next to him, staining the white paint. He kicked the jet, jumped into the chopper, and started the engine, calling his secretary on the way.
- "Kaori? Kaori, are you... you are WHAT?"

OOC: I'll be waiting. I need a location to have some troops sky dive out of planes to. :p

Secretery: A map will be posted shortly.

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A Communique from Shah Jafar

With all due respect to Danno10, your economy is kaput and your population is tiny, so any military you can afford will easily be defeated by most any other nation. As much as we hate the practice, we suggest you cease hostilities and the hot air, but if you must proceed, you have our support.

Secretery: The danno10 Government has collapsed and surrended. Danno10 has fled. Here is a map:

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Nevillonia sends 15, 000 kegs of ale and it's finest women as consolation for danno's loss...eat drink and be merry my friend

1,500 miles off the coast of Danno10

"Alright men, the Lord Governor has ordered extraction to the capital city of Danno10 to secure the country and help with reconstruction efforts. This is a peace mission as well as a mission to rid the northern parts of the country from the rebels which have claimed it. I know the brunt of you have never been in war before, so may whatever you believe in be with you."

Their mission was clear, and now all they had to do was execute it. 500,000 Imperial Guard Elite Soldiers were on their way to Danno10, with more to follow in the coming days.

To: All parties involved in toppling Danno10
From: Adam Wincenty
Re: Reconstruction

Realizing that our military needs practice, we would be happy to supply medical, air assets, and, more importantly, heavy combat engineering assets. We can deploy them via air insertion within 24 hours. We provide this service free of charge. Furthermore, we can deploy counter-insurgency air-assault divisions in the same timeframe to counteract these "rebels." Please keep me advised.

-Adam Wincenty
General of the Home Guard
Arch Arsonist of Mer des Ennuis
“Fear Ensures Loyalty!”

750,000 members of Nevillonia's pimpin' pink cadillac cavalry was sent out and delivered kegs to all members of Maraque's elite guard, and the poor citizens of danno10. Most were rejoiced in thsi much needed break from war.

Kingdom of Smantle Foreign Affairs

I am new to the world, but i would like to send £1,000,000 to help Relief Efforts.

King Of Smantle
http://www.nationstates.net/smantle

To: All parties involved in toppling Danno10
From: Adam Wincenty
Re: Reconstruction

Realizing that our military needs practice, we would be happy to supply medical, air assets, and, more importantly, heavy combat engineering assets. We can deploy them via air insertion within 24 hours. We provide this service free of charge. Furthermore, we can deploy counter-insurgency air-assault divisions in the same timeframe to counteract these "rebels." Please keep me advised.

-Adam Wincenty
General of the Home Guard
Arch Arsonist of Mer des Ennuis
“Fear Ensures Loyalty!”The Democratic Elective Monarchy welcomes you with open arms to help rid the country of the rebel groups.

[ OOC: Guys, why armies, tanks and bombers again, to a surrendered country? Isn't there really anything else that you are interested in roleplaying but wars and invasions?

I'm sure there is.
]

OOC: There are uncooperative rebels to eliminate. They don't have to be eliminated immediately, though.

To: All parties involved in toppling Danno10
From: Adam Wincenty
Re: Reconstruction

Very well, I have assigned the 18th Army under General Bogdan Iwo(20 divisions total) to aid in reconstruction and anti-insurgency efforts. Included in this army are 4 air assault divisions (347th, 348th, 357th, 358th) and 4 light divisions (349th, 350th, 359th, 360th). The Army's 12 heavy divisions are optimal for reconstruction, demolition, and peace keeping until civil order can be restored. The Army will be deployed within 48 hours anywhere they are needed.

-Adam Wincenty
General of the Home Guard
Arch Arsonist of Mer des Ennuis
“Fear Ensures Loyalty!”