NationStates Jolt Archive

[20km Offshore of Jaredcohenia, 6:00am]

A Colussus-Class Super Cargo Transport Ship under the We Buy It Inc. banner passed by a 'deserted beach', it was nearing sunrise, but the sun was coming up behind the super transport, masking it in the waves.

However, the true purpose of the ship became apparant, soon what seemed like the cargo hold started bustling with activity, MLRS type armored box launchers emerged out of the holds and stealth 140mm gun systems poked their muzzles and pointed towards the shore. It's barrel ready to deliver... PAIN!!!

Across the side of the ship, near the water line, large hatches began to open up, a total of ten of them, each held a small RHIB, and a team of six men. The boats were lowered into the water and began their trip to the shore.

Each man carried a standard issue side arm, the TDX .40, and a main weapon, usually a 6.8mm Battlerifle, or a 6.8mm SAW, or, in rare cases a 6.8mm DMR, they were all standard issue weapons, only modified quite a bit. But that's for later. The front of the boats carried a 8.65mm MG, again modified. Also, they carried various supplies which most regular soldiers would fine odd for an invasion, such as hamburgers, buns, corn, beer and charcoal, as well as a grill.

Each of the men wore standard battle dress, BADU-01-A Hell Jumper Suits, and each carried a cetain patch.

The patch of We Buy It Inc. They had been recruited some months earlier to strike at the Jaredcohenians, they would know what hit them! And it would be sticky and red! And tasty!!!

"What the fuck? No! We aren't ready! Retaliate!" The Jaredcohenians stationed on the MAHLASAH beach were frightened, the attack wasn't supposed to happen. "Load the cannons! Fire!" The contents of the cannons were sour and white.

Men had been readied, they grabbed their guns. Men grabbed rifles similar looking to the ones from The Silver Sky, but their bullets were yellow and bitter!

Others walked around, carrying coolers. The contents of them were unknown. A few other soldiers carried benches and umbrellas, MAHLASAH was a tropical area.

MAHLASAH Beach

The Hostile Takeover Forces had the element of surprise. Soon the guns on the Colossus-Class, now know as the Skyian Civilian Vessel 'LOLLERBBQSKATES!' (it was a pain to write that in all caps on the hull) turned towards the coastline and stated firing shells, they were filled with a sticky but tasty red gooey substance.

As the 140mm Quicking-Firing Dual-Purpose Guns bombarded the enemy positions and guns the RHIBs moved through the hail of yellowish fire. Firing back with their redish but equally tastey 'bullets' back at the ebil Jared guys. Several men were hit and feel overboard, reducing the number of soldiers to 48, a 'cannon shell' wiping out a whole boat of men while gunners fired back with 8.65mm 'bullet' fire, some RHIBs even had a 40mm 'Grenade Launcher' instead of the MG. But nontheless another wave of RHIBs were being prepared.

Again the next attack came from the ship, the first ready Armored Box Launcher began to open up, the warheads were set to burst over the enemy positions, again with red goo, was this some sort of chemical weapon?

Only time would tell. The skyians were near the shore, only 2,000 yards to go.

Hits were high on the Jaredcohenian beach, but more guns were set up. Extensive regiments were formed, firing their 'bullets' and 'artillery' towards the advancing troops.

A new kind of ammunition was being fired, it was red and tangy. It had a kick to it, and was the same size as the yellow bullets. However, these were denser than the yellow bullets and therefore packed more of a kick.