Vespeterium Minor
18-02-2007, 00:11
This Broadcast goes out over Frequency 22.7790 on Vespeterium Pirate Radio, the most popular semi-legal station in the Universe!!!!
People of the Galaxy. I am John Fitzhiker Peheral Junior XIII, the popular host of Aethieorn Order Radio, but today I have travelled halfway across the Galaxy, into the darkness of this system to tell you of a great deal!!!!
Do you recall the hostage situation on Klepack IX, the kidnap of Queen Vitoria of Selles or the massacre at San Forborso? No? Well where have you been living? Earth, or another of the Stupid Planets? These were all reported as tragedies, though the body count was nothing when compared to the great deals on offer.
These events were executed by the Douks, one of the most sucessful mercenary species in the Universe! The Douks are not only proficient killers, skilled pilots, brilliant kidnappers and adept at weapon and explosive construction, but they are also shapeshifters. Thanks to an anarchic cellular structure, they can alter their appearence, though note of course that this does have limits (the subject of the shapreshift has to be around the same size of a Douk, 5ft-7ft).
So having trouble with a new imperial conquest, fighting a losing war or need an illegal deed done? Then contact the Doukish leader today and simply make a request. He can be reached at frequency 122.902, just ask for Geresh. You'll be bowled over by the low low prices! (Prices are subject to terms and conditions. Non-payment will result in termination of the contract and of those that made it). So don't delay, call today! Now back to some quality pirated music!
John Fitzhiker sighed as the transmission ended and lit up a small tube like structure that we would call a cigarette, but he called a Forbonsabian Pyroarchaic Semi-circular Herodoctide (Forb for short).
A large grey creature came lumbering up to him. It was almost twice as wide as him in the armour that it wore, and a few heads taller. The head and face of the creature was wrinkled and grey, giving it the appearence of a hornless rhino. When it spoke, it sounded as though it had a severe cold.
'Very good!' it exclaimed.
Fitz glared at it. 'I've done what you want. Can I go home now?'
'No!' it growled, and it raised its gun to his head. 'Not until your family pay the ransom!'
Fitz rolled his eyes. 'Fine. Can I at least sleep for a while. I've been up for seventeen hours straight.'
The creature stared at him. 'Alright then.' it answered.
When he had left, it turned to his colleague. 'Humans can't stay up for seventeen hours?' he asked.
The other shrugged. 'I'll look into it Leader.' it said bowing.
The leader bowed back and then walked to the window of the broadcast station. Below stood the bleak surface of the planet Polaris. Sighing, it waited for a call to come.
OOC: While I've made this slightly less serious in content, this is a serious add. I will remain in control of the mercanaries of course should you hire them. I hope to have a reply.
People of the Galaxy. I am John Fitzhiker Peheral Junior XIII, the popular host of Aethieorn Order Radio, but today I have travelled halfway across the Galaxy, into the darkness of this system to tell you of a great deal!!!!
Do you recall the hostage situation on Klepack IX, the kidnap of Queen Vitoria of Selles or the massacre at San Forborso? No? Well where have you been living? Earth, or another of the Stupid Planets? These were all reported as tragedies, though the body count was nothing when compared to the great deals on offer.
These events were executed by the Douks, one of the most sucessful mercenary species in the Universe! The Douks are not only proficient killers, skilled pilots, brilliant kidnappers and adept at weapon and explosive construction, but they are also shapeshifters. Thanks to an anarchic cellular structure, they can alter their appearence, though note of course that this does have limits (the subject of the shapreshift has to be around the same size of a Douk, 5ft-7ft).
So having trouble with a new imperial conquest, fighting a losing war or need an illegal deed done? Then contact the Doukish leader today and simply make a request. He can be reached at frequency 122.902, just ask for Geresh. You'll be bowled over by the low low prices! (Prices are subject to terms and conditions. Non-payment will result in termination of the contract and of those that made it). So don't delay, call today! Now back to some quality pirated music!
John Fitzhiker sighed as the transmission ended and lit up a small tube like structure that we would call a cigarette, but he called a Forbonsabian Pyroarchaic Semi-circular Herodoctide (Forb for short).
A large grey creature came lumbering up to him. It was almost twice as wide as him in the armour that it wore, and a few heads taller. The head and face of the creature was wrinkled and grey, giving it the appearence of a hornless rhino. When it spoke, it sounded as though it had a severe cold.
'Very good!' it exclaimed.
Fitz glared at it. 'I've done what you want. Can I go home now?'
'No!' it growled, and it raised its gun to his head. 'Not until your family pay the ransom!'
Fitz rolled his eyes. 'Fine. Can I at least sleep for a while. I've been up for seventeen hours straight.'
The creature stared at him. 'Alright then.' it answered.
When he had left, it turned to his colleague. 'Humans can't stay up for seventeen hours?' he asked.
The other shrugged. 'I'll look into it Leader.' it said bowing.
The leader bowed back and then walked to the window of the broadcast station. Below stood the bleak surface of the planet Polaris. Sighing, it waited for a call to come.
OOC: While I've made this slightly less serious in content, this is a serious add. I will remain in control of the mercanaries of course should you hire them. I hope to have a reply.