Moneylaunderingstan
16-02-2007, 01:02
The clowns of the sea, dancing in the wakes of ships, can now lighten up any dish in a playful punch for the palate! Moneylaunderingstan Just A Good Honest God-Fearing Business, LLC, now offers fresh open-sea dolphin for your culinary delight!
Caught in the oceans surrounding Moneylaunderingstan with specially designed nets, we can 100% guarantee* completely tuna-free dolphin in two, four, eight, and twelve ounce cans with easy-open tabs! Substitute for your favorite seafood in any dish and try the new taste sensation that's sweeping the globe!
Our tuna-free canned dolphin comes packed, in our quality-conscious plants in Economicdisasterstan, in either oil or water.
* Acceptance of guarantee indemnifies MJAGHGFB, LLC, from legal action in the event of the presence of an arbitrary amount of tuna in a can of Tuna-Free Dolphin.
Caught in the oceans surrounding Moneylaunderingstan with specially designed nets, we can 100% guarantee* completely tuna-free dolphin in two, four, eight, and twelve ounce cans with easy-open tabs! Substitute for your favorite seafood in any dish and try the new taste sensation that's sweeping the globe!
Our tuna-free canned dolphin comes packed, in our quality-conscious plants in Economicdisasterstan, in either oil or water.
* Acceptance of guarantee indemnifies MJAGHGFB, LLC, from legal action in the event of the presence of an arbitrary amount of tuna in a can of Tuna-Free Dolphin.