The Holy Castor
14-02-2007, 13:45
The Sultanate of The Holy Castor implores the help of it's neighboring countries in the South Pacific Region. Recently a terrorist faction has emerged from within it's borders, claiming horrible untruths about our religious ways and even resorting to violence in some cases!
Apparently, this terrorist faction believes that our holy scriptures were mis-translated from their original language (A horrible, long-dead language known as 'French'). They believe that the Great Prophet of The Flying Moo-Cow stated that our lands were to be ruled not by Sultans, as they should be, but by Sultanas. Heresy! Most other countries would likely have the infrastructure in place to deal with such a problem, but as we are a strictly non-violent people we are left unable to retaliate to their horrible acts.
Please, we implore you to send aid as soon as possible to drive out this threat to our way of life, especially so close to the Festival of the Hanky-Panky when we are at our most vulnerable!
Apparently, this terrorist faction believes that our holy scriptures were mis-translated from their original language (A horrible, long-dead language known as 'French'). They believe that the Great Prophet of The Flying Moo-Cow stated that our lands were to be ruled not by Sultans, as they should be, but by Sultanas. Heresy! Most other countries would likely have the infrastructure in place to deal with such a problem, but as we are a strictly non-violent people we are left unable to retaliate to their horrible acts.
Please, we implore you to send aid as soon as possible to drive out this threat to our way of life, especially so close to the Festival of the Hanky-Panky when we are at our most vulnerable!