Terrence and Phillip Wants To Air In Your Nation
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Terrence and Phillip is an educational children's program run by the National Entertainment Association (NOT a government conspiracy!®) that teaches kids 5-14:
*Why democracy stinks
*Friendship
*How flatulence works
*And much more!
It is about two friends, Terrence and Phillip, from the tiny island nation of Canada!
Nations Terrence and Philip is broadcasting in:
Czarkov
No Taxes
Vaukt 10
[Bump. Does NO ONE here watch southpark?]
No Taxes
13-02-2007, 03:18
The No Taxes Broadcasting Corporation (NTBC) would love to buy the rights to broadcast Terrence and Philips in No Taxes. We believe that it will be a big hit.
The NEA will sell rights to produce Terrence and Phillip in No Taxes for 30 million USD annually.
Vault 10
13-02-2007, 03:31
Lightning Communications
Shalom goyim.
Our company maintains a worldwide satellite network, serving as major means of distribution for Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things, The Running Man, Monty Python's Flying Circus and other immoral and controversial shows.
We receive transmissions from and deliver broadcasts to nations around the world, whether they want it or not. We are ready to enter contractual agreement with the National Entertainment Association to broadcast the educational show for children betterment - sharing advertisement profits evenly, of course.
Lehitraot.
J.F. Kennedy-McCormic,
Lightning Communications.
The NEA approves Vault 10's application.
The Mongol Steppes
13-02-2007, 05:40
The Steppe Drums
Terrence and Phillip in the Steppes?
In what could be said to have been one of the more interesting days in the great tent of his glorious Khan, kumis came out the noses of many tribal elders as they mistakenly drank the beloved beverage while watching an exclusive airing of the popular cartoon Terrence and Phillip during the afternoon council session.
"The shoe was so hilarious, the trashcan head people made me laugh so had, mare's milk come out my nose! Bwahahahahahaha!" remarked one rep from the East. The Oceanic Khan himself was so excited, that he had requested a dozen of his daughters be given to the creators of the television show. When made aware that the program was only available to the Karakorum district, he smashed the lounge TV in a fit of anger.
"This wonderful light show will be aired throughout all of Mongolia, or else none of you get to watch it! We must share it with the kingdom! Waaaaaagh!" said the Khan. Rights to air the series, which originates from Czarkov, are currently pending.
New Nicksyllvania
13-02-2007, 06:19
Statement by the Imperial Nicksyllvanian Television Broadcasting Network
We will be willing to air a Pilot Episode of Terrace and Phillip before we consider purchasing rights. Our State controlled media currently has it's Timetable filled and we are fairly Skeptical that it can compete with such programs as our 3 channels devoted to pornography.
Euroslavia
13-02-2007, 07:30
Euroslavia certainly won't be putting this filth on any of it's television stations.
The Ri-an government caught some of the airwaves, thought it a some childish Prank, and promptly dismissed it as such. However all other airwaves were too unstable due to local stellar phenomina in the Andromeda Galaxy, and coming through Wormhole c17 pretty much interfferred with the majority of the signal, so, in summary, this will not ever air within our borders, even IF you somehow manage to get hell to freeze over.
No Taxes
13-02-2007, 14:19
The NEA will sell rights to produce Terrence and Phillip in No Taxes for 30 million USD annually.
The first annual payment has been wired and Terrence and Philip will begin broadcasting in No Taxes tomorrow.
Wagdoggie Internationalist Broadcasting Corporation to Air Raunchy Comedy Cartoon?
The United Socialist States of Wagdog would be very interested in airing Terrence and Philip, not least because our General Secretary is an avowed fan of it and its sister series. (OOC: Hint, hint...) What would broadcasting rights for either or both cost us? A hard day's 'building the Revolution' can always use some levity afterwards, of course; and we at WIBC pride our network on being more than just a propaganda channel, after all.
Romandeos
13-02-2007, 16:18
Euroslavia certainly won't be putting this filth on any of it's television stations.
OOC:
Not very eloguqnet, but very effective.
IC:
It is television shows like this one which pollute and degrade youthful minds. Romandeos will not let this filth be broadcast on her television networks.
~ Diplomatic Representative, Provisional State of Romandeos.
"Why democracy stinks? How outrageous! Democracy is an essential element in any modern society. Oh, sure, it has flaws, but hey, it's not as bad as that idiotic socialism/communism garbage. Nonsense."
~ Regent Taunja Lockeheart.
~ Romandeos.
In a recent official bulletin it was noted that the elder council of the Empire of Khemari voted 7 to 2 against this show being allowed on their public airways. No reason was given for this decision but it was widely believed amongst citizens that it was because such an immature influence could easily harm the education of proper Khemish values to children
Euroslavia
13-02-2007, 18:06
OOC:
Not very eloguqnet, but very effective.
OOC: Wasn't going for being eloquent.