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Strange and unusual pastimes presents: Dino Wrestling! (FT)

Ri-an
10-02-2007, 18:49
If somebody thinks its a sport, we'll be sure to bring it to you. If it even resembles a sport, we'll be sure to cover it. And so we come to you from the backwoods of Ri-an, where the popular sport is Wrestling full grown adult dinosaurs into submission. This isn't done by ordinary people folks, this is done by insane fame hungry people in powersuits.

Bored with the current gathering of competitors, the RDWL (Ri-an Dino wrestling League) has issued an international challenge. We have a copy for you.

"Greetings, my name is John Farland, Owner and CEO of the Ri-an Dino Wrestling League. If your tired of living in obscure, dirt poor conditions, then have I got a message for you.

Its not preaching. not selling, nothing of the sort. I have a 500 Million Universal Standerd Dollar Reward, for the top foreign competitor that comes to the League. Your Life will be insured, by us, for 500,000 Dollars. Wee provide health coverage, we just want fresh competitors, in the sport of Dinosaur Wrestling. We don't want you to do it barehanded, we'll provide, powersuits, designed to protect you, and give you a strength boost.

My Number is on the bottom, should you wish to come, and take part in the thrilling sport of Dino Wrestling."

OOC: Yes, I'm serious. Since we all have enhanced strengths, or powersuits, in one way or another, why not come on down, and wrestle the Meat Eating Dinosaurs. If you can beat King Rex, the undefeated Champion, I'll give you Two Billion.

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