NationStates Jolt Archive


War! The Empire Invades Mekugi!

The Macabees
09-02-2007, 04:02
10,000 tanks have crossed the border this very morning in the glorious task of defeating the Communist scum of Mekugi! With them come an army of over one hundred million Macabee prostitutes. No man in Mekugi shall ever be a virgin, and Mekugi will be repopulated with Macabee children.

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Mekugi has been relegated as an Imperial Provence! No one shall be spared! Not one Mekugian woman, child or man! The ultimate objective remains the Mekugian capital of [insert city name here] and this horror will only end when the Empire's total dominance has been completed.

http://archives.cnn.com/2001/WORLD/meast/01/14/mideast.02/link.execution.jpg

At the same time, Imperial forces have crossed the Space Unionist border and Space Union's airforce has been grounded by the ingenius news of giant marijuana missiles which have drugged the Unionist airforce personnel in its entirety! The Empire has promised the people of Space Union liberation through the use of, "Some dank shit."

http://www.kingmangostrut.org/2003parade/images_parade/40g.JPG

Mere mortarls, it's best to surrender before the Empire turns on you!