NationStates Jolt Archive

Royalican Sea, Southern Royalica
*Note Heavy Italian Accents

Several scientists walk in, wielding graphs and video.

"Excellent. How did it go?"

"Perfectly, Primo. 'Mostro' tested wonderfully."

"And radiation?"

"A small problem. Very little escaped. Some bombs had- err... malfunctions?"

"COGLIONE!"

At this insult to his ego (the lack of being addressed properly), Garilini* takes out a pistol and shoots the scientist in the jaw several times. He falls to the floor. The Primo turns to his trembling assistant.


"Damn. How many are ready?"

".... Pri... Primo... About 20. Growing. Soon we shall put big bombs in big missiles. Laquasans go BOOM."

"Excellent."

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OOC: Basically, just RP whatever radiation/other side effects your nation detects.

*= The Primo (Dictator)

OOC: Why do the Laquasans go boom?

OOC: This is Laquasa. Royalica is that confederacy island that suceeded, and that crazy dictator you had helped. It was a couple months ago. They don't like Laquasans.

bump

bumpistan

OOC:

No responses? Oh well...

Kensington
1700 hrs

"Sir, you need to look at this," intoned the Minister for Defence, Elliot Crompton. He placed a PDA on the Prime Minister's desk. Sir Phillip picked the Palm TX (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TX_%28handheld%29) up, sighing.

"Please tell me it's something better than that whole 'illegal homosexuality' incident," stated Sinclair jokingly. The spectre of silence permeated the room as he read the contents of the data report.

"These levels of radiation, in such a concentrated area, can only mean one thing - nuclear weapons testing," muttered Sir Phillip. "Where did it originate?"

"Some small, seemingly insignificant nation called..." Crompton looked down at his PDA. "Er...Royalica."

"Cut off our oil exports to them," ordered Sir Phillip. "And ready our troops."

Eurasian Attack Armada


300,000 troops
60 Astute-class submarines
5 CVN-21 Programme Carriers
40 Type 45 Destroyers
20 Zumwalt-class Destroyers
30 LCS-class frigates
Ten squadrons of fighter aircraft
Five squadrons of bombers

OOC:

I'm not saying I don't want to RP this, but I don't know if Occupiers would let anyone near their waters. Any advice on the size of Royalica's military?

OOC:

I'd recommend 500,000 troops.

OOC:

OOH! Do an EGB about this!


I'm bored, you could also interview Victor Callisolli. (http://www.umbriaapartments.com/images/CONTACTGiancarloSacripantismall.jpg)

And its like 3 A.M. in london! Aren't you tired?

OOC: You'll soon realise that I'm an insomniac :p I'll add him to the queue.