Imperial Aaronia
31-01-2007, 22:12
Hello and Welcome to Imperial Aaronian TeleVision News.
Meet the Team:
Presenters: * Velisa Swan
* Aerodyertta Claveilles
* Walter Pendleford
* Max Browby
Director: Marcus Collins
Manager: Kurt Erbon
Executive Producer: Leanna Seller
Look out for constant updates folks.
Imperial Aaronia
31-01-2007, 22:26
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Live from the Palace: Velisa Reports:
“Goodevening guys, this is a quick message just in from the Palais to let you know that Baron Aaron will not be in the country for the next week and a half, returning a week on Friday. He will be in the town of Port-St-Foy-Le grand, in the French Dordogne, the infamous wine tasting region, in the aims of setting up an Aaronian Embassy in the village. “
Now we go quickly to the foreign office, where Ambassador Oupal Javar has an important message:
“Thank you, Peoples of Aaronia, Scotllia, Simonvia and all over the world, myself and a large group of peoples, from all over this globe, would like to take this time to announce the inauguration, investiture and commencement of a new order,
“The Aaronian People’s Liberation and Republican Army” or simply just the “Republican army”. This coalition is designed and is designated so, In order to put an end to the Imperialistic and Immoral social standards of Modern day and ancient Aaronia, that the Unjust and deceptive Madame Bianco sets down and so Desperately and frantically cleaves in his urgentorely need for so called “Aprovalment and justification of the senate”.
This form of corruptive and ineffective governmentation and totalitarian attitude is in requirement to be redundant as effective of immediately. So, we urge you to join with us and end this Immoral and dissipated leadership that the "Loyalist party" and their allies have been enforcing and let us leave this age of dictatorship and launch a new era of Equality and “Nymphalanonianality” or “Goonakilekeiticity”. Aaronia voted in a new leader who will hopefully join US instead of becoming part of Aaronia’s long list of corrupt and fraudulent senators and politicians.
Thank you, Long live the Republic.
Ambassador Javar does not seem to be open to questions at this time, though President Woo does not seem to have made a statement as to whether she plans to join Mr.Javar or remain in the Loyalist Party...