NationStates Jolt Archive

1300 Hours, Chellian Eastern Time
Port Amatheste

"Today," Began the President raslin Illiyich, "Chellis announces a new friendship with The Blub Empire. To kickstart this relationship, Chellis has gathered a gift for the Blubettes; 2,500 M1a2SEP Abrams Main Battle Tanks, and plenty of ammunition to go with them. We wish for a great future relationship between Chellis and The Blub Empire, and cheer them on in their efforts against evil.

May your tank rushes be long and powerful, Blub!"

The President raslin answered some questions for the crowd, then headed for his limo, to take him back to the capital.

A number of Cargo Ships departed from Chellis, headed to Blub. Eight chellian fleets escorted the ships going toward Blub. No problems were expected, but Pirates were always an issue.

OOC: I refuse to give you orgasms. :-(

IC:

"We recieved these just in time for the start of Operation Warlock. Rest assured that when our forces hit the beach, your fine machines will be a part of the glorious storm of metal and blood and fury!"

"Nothing can be allowed to slow the march of Blubland and her allies! Nothing will reign in our thrust through the heart of Hataria! The MIGHTY, the IMMORTAL armies of Blubland will reap a harvest of souls and flesh, and will dawn a new day of freedom in Asia."

"Also.. we are sending the Happy Brigade on a tour of Chellis where they will sing and dance and preform at concerts for your nation. Long live the alliance of Blubland and Chellis!"