NationStates Jolt Archive

"We have successfully developed thermonucular weaponry" King Mikhail Haird announced to the public this morning. When a reporter began to question him beyond his comfort, he sent him home. The reporter has not been seen or heard from since. Due to their inability to get away with questioning their leader on this subject, the citizens of Barudii plead with foreign ambassadors to question him themselves.

AEROSPACE LOGISTICS CORPORATION
Vault 10 & British Londinium registered No Liability Company (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/No_Liability_Company)

We are pleased to know you openly announce your developments. The Global Strategic Missile Defense Project (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=499319) satellites will keep an eye on your country.

Thank you for cooperation. We are always open for business.

Niel Kahowski,
Aerospace Logistics Corporation.



[OOC: Normally nuclear weapons are not used in the game, except for preventing nuclear attacks. And, normally, a nation has to be much larger and have some RP experience to announce their development; really large nations are assumed to have them by default. It's not the best thing to start roleplaying with, believe me. ]

Nuclear weapons? You mean weapons the size of a cellular nucleus? I can't see them as being much of a threat....

*aide whispers in Gaelin's ear*

....oh. Well, congratulations or something. Aide, how does 'fission' work again? And what does it do?

[signed]
K'iuth Gaelin
Grand Potentate of the Commonwealth
[Official Seal of the Potentate]

OOC: can you give any other information? how many, yeild, range, location, launch codes,ect.?

Unfortunately, we cannot give you too much information (like launch codes) but as of now, we are talking high accuracy cruise missles.

OOC: Dang it was worth a try. Nothing like taking over a small nation's nuclear arsenal in the morning.

1010102, you know better than that. Clearly, this person has no idea what they're doing, and as usual decided to ignore every stickie on the forum. You shouldn't be encouraging them to greater acts of retardation.

OOC: then you do not know me blub. In the words of the American Privateer, "You are a monster that must be destroyed no matter what the cost." The War Renewed this was after he found I am an evil bastard that had turned a race of 600 million into my slaves, and are usng the women to create some very evil creatures.

I think I found a new friend...