NationStates Jolt Archive


Amner Speaks (attn APOC/EVIL)

No endorse
29-01-2007, 05:23
Atal Amner strode up to his heart pine podium, waving at the various news crews. All types had come to hear the first public statement from him in weeks. About time I got back on the horse. he thought, planting himself firmly.

“Ladies, Gentlemen….” He scanned the crowd, taking everything in. “It’s good to be back.” Amid scattered and uncertain applause, Atal looked down at a stack of notes on his podium. He momentarily rustled a few pages, thought for a moment, and tossed them over his shoulder. “Many of you would like me to comment on the current situation in No Endorse. Rest assured that you will not be disappointed.”

“In recent weeks, we have seen the destruction caused by the inferior ideologies espoused by the so called ‘Evil’ alliance. I say to you that they have succeeded in living up to their name only insofar as they have proven themselves to be a blight upon mankind. Now, you may or may not have heard that the city of Stumpy Point has recently been leveled through controlled firestorm. This action was undertaken in order to eliminate the last remnants of biological and chemical contamination. It is in this way that the sick limb is severed to preserve the whole. This once proud metropolis will be rebuilt in time, rest assured. However the cleansing was essential in order to ensure the eventual survival of the inhabitants. Every possible scrap of debris was cleansed through fire, and those not burned in the initial pass will find dedicated teams moving in to decontaminate.”

“It is such action that I now propose be done internationally. Let us cleanse evil from existence in all forms, be it the petty alliance currently being fought on every front, or the corrupting influences of traitors at home. I propose such, ladies and gentlemen, because of one simple fact. They, and by ‘they’ I mean the perpetrators of such an unprecedented rape of the sacred human intellect, want to kill each and every one of you. Yes, their sights are set on every man, woman, and child within your borders. You all bore witness to the excesses of the Londinium regime, and to the tragic Britannican strike against No Endorse. Ladies and gentlemen of the international community, It is not difficult imagine what would happen if they were able to gain the capability to bring such atrocities to your own back yards.”

“In nature and civilization, there are many forces constantly in play. Many are entropic, slowly breaking down strong and complex systems into nothingness. It is these forces which must be overcome by every creature in nature in a separate way. For example, the human body, the epitome of the evolutionary process and a sacred vessel for the ultimate development of life itself, has a highly complicated immune and healing system in order to minimize imperfections and impurities. Elsewhere nature, the concepts of natural selection ensure that the weak die off that the strong may survive, making it the only widespread anti-entropic force. This force strengthens the ecosystem through elimination of the inferiors and through allowing the strong to better themselves more easily, due to easier access to resources. These resources, which had previously been held and contaminated by the inferiors, can now be put to good use. Unfortunately, as humans we have left our natural innocence for the glories of technological mastery. This means that a decidedly inferior section of Humanity can quite readily obtain the capability of causing great harm to a decidedly superior one.”

“As can be seen, there is only one answer, only one method through which we can initiate the final solution to perfect mankind. We must go out and eliminate every single source of such inferior ideologies until there is not a single one left to corrupt the human mind. It is only through the total removal of the sources of inferior concepts and notions, as well as widespread education in exactly why these foolish inclinations may arise, that we can ever hope to be victorious. Some may call these actions horrible, even un-natural, but they are no different from those that can easily be seen in nature. The weak and inferior are constantly culled in order that the superior might have access to more resources and perfect themselves further. To this end, the vast forces of No Endorse are being mobilized for the purposes of eliminating the last vestiges of EVIL and continuing the fight against the enemy everywhere.”

“I regret to say that in such a struggle, there will be those who must give their lives in combat against these aforementioned forces. The deaths of these wholesome and pure individuals could easily be avoided through a course of non-action against the anti-intellectual aggressors. However, in doing such, we are opening ourselves to an aggressive war of unprecedented scale on the mental battlefield, a totally unknown zone to the conventional armies of the world. These few deaths are tragic; however they are dying that billions, nay, trillions may live themselves. They die that those that follow them may live mentally as well as physically. They die that those who would seek to uphold civilization continue to be provided with the necessary tools to achieve this aim. I cannot imagine a more noble sacrifice.”

“In light of such an unfortunately necessary course of action, I call out to the leaders of the like-minded nations of this world. Come to the city of New Heisen in one month’s time. We will hold a grand ball and, in the process, discuss the optimum course of action to achieve the ultimate goal: total elimination of the lesser entities and increased cooperation through the greater. This invitation is extended doubly to those nations within the APOC.”

“Before I bid you all goodnight, ladies and gentlemen, I would like to speak on one last, slightly different note. There are those who would criticize my actions in recent weeks, namely leaving my nation in the hands of my brother, John, in order to ensure the well-being of my wife Violet. To you who believe such, I must profess to only be a man. I like to think that I have done what any of you would have done in my situation. Fortunately, I have excellent news. Violet is projected to make a recovery, although the doctors predict some permanent lung damage. Any further updates of note will promptly be given to you. Thank you for coming out tonight, ladies and gentlemen of the international community. I now wish to open the floor to questions. I know I was not able to cover reconstruction as much as I would have liked to due to time restrictions, so feel free to inquire.”

Ooc: If you have a major international news network (that’s not banned in NE), or are an ally of No Endorse/friendly state/interested party/etc, assume that you have someone here. Heck, you're all welcome in.
Questers
03-02-2007, 04:04
Fleet Admiral Riew, the First Sea Lord, gazed out the window of the converted G4M, his giant headphones only partially protecting him from the noise of the giant contra-rotating propellors. This G4M was converted to be the personal plane of Admiralty staff when missions like these were needed; it carried considerably more ECMs and AAM pods and CIWS emplacements. Lacking the massive payload that its air to ship missiles required, it was slightly faster and had much greater range than the standard versions of the bomber. Being the mainstay of the Naval Aviation's Land Striking Force, the G4M was almost representative of the Questarian Navy.

The plane touched down in a No Endorse airport, attracting considerable attention as its wheels screeched against tarmac and the propellers slowly drove to a halt. Riew and his friend Commodore Chuichi Shimada left the aircraft, passed through customs, and took a taxi to the building where this ball was being held.
Whyatica
03-02-2007, 17:48
Splat!

An unfortunate gull found itself in the path of Grand Admiral Richard Nixon's transport plane, creating a nice mess on the front windshield. He looked at the windshield and said, "Can someone get that off the damned windshield?" Nobody responded. It's not like this plane had automobile window wipers, although an automated cleaning system wiped the bird carcass off the windshield in a minute or so. Nixons' head sloshed around a little bit in it's preservative fluid, and he said, "Soldier, toss some food in here. I'm a little hungry, and they won't have my food at Amner's joint," his jowls moving as he talked.

The soldier let out a barely audible sigh, and said, "Yes, sir."

He grabbed a relabelled container of fish food, opened it up, and brought it over to Nixon's bowl. He opened a hole in the top, and shook the fish food container for about ten seconds, releasing nutritious flakes into Nixon's bowl. It didn't do him any good - he had no digestive tract, so anything he ate came right out his throat and then someone had to filter his bowl. Every soldier dreaded the day when they'd be assigned to Nixon's personal entourage, because they hated having to tend to his 'special needs', him being a disembodied head and all.

The transport plane set down in the same Endorsian airport that the Questarian Sea Lord set down in, the plane taxiing to a halt on the tarmac. A soldier picked Nixon's bowl up, and rested it down on his awesome go-kart device. The go-kart automatically secured the bowl to itself, and connected the prototype thought-driven drive to Nixon. A ZMI designed device, this allowed Nixon to control the go-kart with his thoughts, when before he would be forced to control it using his teeth. The prototype did have some flaws, though -- when Nixon was thinking dirty thoughts, the go-kart tended to go insane. But that wouldn't happen at this party, hopefully..