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Since the allied invasion of the nation of Laquasa, people of the world have watched the Clandonian and Jaredcohenian forces supposedly gloriously "liberating" the nation of its fully functioning old government. But there's another side to this glory- the tremendous warcrimes of Clandonian marines. Crimes so horrific we can't even show them to you here. This is supposedly compensation for wartime losses.

A supposed several thousand young girls, most under 13, have been gang-raped and later shot in the head by Clandonian marines. People have resorted to using cameras to catch the cowardly criminals, and they have also traveled in groups. This lowered numbers significantly, but sadly girls still fall prey to this supposed rest and recooperation.


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Despite the overwhelming evidence against Clandonia, its courts seem to not be working correctly. Less than 300 marines have been charged and convicted, despite thousands of victims and videos. Many thousands are expected to have commited warcrimes.


--Joseph Caliso

WIN

These crimes are atrocious and the people comitting them must be brought to justice. An international criminal tribunal must be established within the next few months, no excuses

OOC: Laquasa, you're in Cuba for the general location on an NS earth map, right? If so, you're not too far from my nation-I stick the Dominion in the Southeastern United States (including Florida).

Amazonian Dominion communcations

The Dominion offers its condolences for Laquasans caught in the areas controlled by the Jaredcohenians and Clandonian areas. Though the Dominion wishes the best of luck, we do also invite any fleeing refugees from the Laquasan mainland to seek diplomatic immunity inside Amazonian borders. Amazonian diplomatic protection shall ensure Laquasans inside the Dominion-controlled waters full protection under Dominion law, and protection also from international retribution with the firepower of the Amazonian military. Laquasans will be welcomed as diplomatically immune for as long as the military occupation lasts.

Anthony Gonzalez
Amazonian Foreign Affairs

OOC: Laquasa, you're in Cuba for the general location on an NS earth map, right? If so, you're not too far from my nation-I stick the Dominion in the Southeastern United States (including Florida).

I don't really use RL geography. I'm in the atlantic, really close to Cuba, though. If I did join an earth I'd go for either Mexico + Cuba or both.

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Statement of the Government of the Britannic Commonwealth of Eurasia

The actions taken by Clandonia Prime are disgusting and morally appalling. To help alleviate the problems, any Laquasan who wishes to flee the military occupation of their noble nation may find full diplomatic sanctuary here in Eurasia. Eurasia will do whatever possible to assist Laquasa in its time of need.

The Queendom of Aqua Anu


The Queendom of Aqua Anu condemns the crimes being comitted and offers refuge for thoes fleeing the country. These crimes must be stopped, before more disrespect for international law is bread.

Official Clandonian Response

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While there have been some reports of crimes committed by forces of The Heavily Armed Empire all those who have been found responsible have been trialled under Clandonia military law. Those that have been found guilty were reprimanded with several of the accused being shot and others serving custodial sentences in our uranium mines. We do see that the government of Laquasa Isle exaggerates about the numbers involved, they misquote the figure of 'several thousand' young girls when in fact the number is properly less than two hundred. If there are more complaints then the soldiers and possibly their commanding officers will be reprimanded for their despicable actions. It is an insult that the Laqian's refer to our brave soldiers as paedophiles, continued insults like this at a childish level will result in souring of relations with the new government. Perhaps if your nations women were not so slutty and had some sense of morality then they wouldn't walk around looking like prostitutes. We feel insulted that the government of Eurasia who is not exactly the haven of civil rights after coalition forces launched an invasion to free its people of their baby blending regime in which several thousand Clandonian soldiers die.

No international tribunal will be called as no body has the right to call to task our armed forces as it would infringe on the Clandonian right to self-determination thus an attack on our sovereignty. Of course we shall allow citizens to leave for a better way of life either to other nations as refugees.


President Sir. Victor Hughes

President and Commander in Chief of The Heavily Armed Empire

This was done by a private world wide company

This was done by a private wordl wide company

OOC: We don't get care, we blame you.

IC:

Newspapers around Laquasa were beginning to issue political cartoons of stupid Clandonian Soldiers chasing women.


OOC:

You said most of several divisions were raping. My numbers are low.

At this time, we must inform the world that the borders of Laquasa Isle under the first few years of the Coalition Occupation are closed. Certain exemptions will be made, humanitarian aid must go through the Coalition before going to the Laquasans.

We are sorry for any inconvience.

~Alexander Cobalin, Governor of Occupied Laquasa

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Despite substancial evidence, including video, witness accounts, and photographs to the contrary, the Clandonian Government refuses to punish their cowardly soldiers for their horrible warcrimes.

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Despite substancial evidence, including video, witness accounts, and photographs to the contrary, the Clandonian Government refuses to punish their cowardly soldiers for their horrible warcrimes.

OOC: Take that back, as he did say he punished them.

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According to new reports coming in, Clandonians have accused Laqian Government officials and citizens of using the WIN to gain support from around the globe. It has carried out the slaughter of thousands of citizens.

Official Clandonian Response

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While we applaud the Laqians for developing a free press once again and trying to at least accept some form of Western liberal democracy. However, the numbers of alegations that contain no sources of evidence are worrying to the extent that the WIN is no longer regarded as a reputable source but more of a 'red top' newspaper which prefers gossip and pictures of topless celebrities than that or any political debate.


Lord Carrington

Minister for Foreign and International Relations

OOC:

Me, NA, BL, ICCD, and a few others have some real nasty things coming your way....


Bwahahahahahaa!

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Statement of the Government of the Britannic Commonwealth of Eurasia

This "WIN" news organization is merely a tabloid for the ignorant; whilst it is admirable that Laquasa Isle is trying to develop a free press, the development of news agencies such as WIN is frowned upon. To help the Laquasans gain a free press and obtain objective, reliable news, Eurasia will be increasing EBG News' broadcasts into Laquasa, as well as increasing distribution of the Kensington Times, Bedford Courier, and the Eurasian Financial Times.

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The Imperial Democracy of Whyatica
The Imperial Democracy's official opinion in this matter is supporting it's Clandonian and Jaredcohenian allies. Imperial troops may dispatched to Laquasa Isle to assist in the occupation. However, we are watching the situation very closely for any evidence of human rights abuses from any involved party.

DIPLOMATIC STATEMENT
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As of this moment, considering the human rights abuses commited by Clandonia Prime's military forces in Laquasa, considering Clandonia's warmongering nature, considering the negative image portrayed of the Sovereign League by Clandonia Prime, His Majesty's Government no longer recognises that Clandonia Prime is a member of the Sovereign League and we have taken all measures to ensure this nation is no longer tied to the SL under its current Government.

We apologise to the nation of Laquasa Isle for the actions taken by a Sovereign League state and secondly, we demand that Clandonia Prime pay reparations and make a public apology for the crimes comitted by its soldiers.
Hotaka Namuro,
Foreign Minister

[ Broadcast from Hoax News ]


Watch Hoax News, the most objective and reliable news agency all around the globes! "Neutrality and truthiness" is our motto, and whatever the deal, you can rely on us!

Hoax News will extend the broadcasting to Laquasa, to help you gain really truthy news.

In reply to the initial broadcast, we are happy to announce that the Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things (http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/Bigtopians_Say_the_Darndest_Things) studio will readily accept all convicted (or not convicted, but successfully shipped) marines, to be used in our various shows.

Government Statement
As of this moment, considering the human rights abuses commited by Clandonia Prime's military forces in Laquasa, considering Clandonia's warmongering nature, considering the negative image portrayed of the Sovereign League by Clandonia Prime, His Majesty's Government no longer recognises that Clandonia Prime is a member of the Sovereign League and we have taken all measures to ensure this nation is no longer tied to the SL under its current Government.

We apologise to the nation of Laquasa Isle for the actions taken by a Sovereign League state and secondly, we demand that Clandonia Prime pay reparations and make a public apology for the crimes comitted by its soldiers.
Hotaka Namuro,
Foreign Minister

That'd be a round sum of several thousand women and about 14 trillion dollars. W00t for Questers for bankrupting Clandonia!

Official Goverement message from the Socialist Sultanate Duchydom of Franberry

The SSDF condemns Clandonia Prime for the horrible abuses against the civillian population of Laquasa Isle. As of this moment, we demand that Clandonia Prime pay reparations to Laquasa Isle and take steps to civillizise the way that her soldiers behave. We also take Questers stand in not recognizing Clandonia Prime as part of the SL.

The actions of the Clandonian soldiers are very attrocious indeed, we in Jaredcohenia not only offer condolences to the Laqian people whom were raped but we also condemn the actions of the Clandonians. The Jaredcohenian Occupied Zone is a land of safety, and we try to make sure that crimes against the well being of the occupied are kept to a minimal. We admit, soldiers can not be perfect-but their punishment can.

~Alexander Cobalin, Governor of Occupied Laquasa

Chellis condemns the actions commited by Clandonia Prime. Once again, they have shown themselves to be barbarians beyond reproach.

OOC: Since CP didn't order the rape, the soldiers would have to pay for the reparations. Since CP killed the soldiers, the families would have to pay. And I thought that CP said there were only 200 girls? Knowing CP though, he wouln't pay.

That'd be a round sum of several thousand women and about 14 trillion dollars. W00t for Questers for bankrupting Clandonia!

Official Clandonian Response

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The Clandonian government for the sake of international relations will issue an apology for the victims of this terrible crime and we have authorised the payment of approximately $2 million to each of the affected families.

We do sympathise with the Laqian people and realise that there are rogue elements operating within our armed forces such as there is in humanity. As of this time I have personally ordered that the officers who were responsible for this be sent to Laquasa Isle and trialled under local law for their horrific crimes.


President Sir. Victor Hughes

President and Commander in Chief of The Heavily Armed Empire

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Eurasia Donates Five Hundred Billion Dollars to Laquasa

Today, Sir President Phillip J. Sinclair announced that five hundred billion dollars are being removed from this year's education budget to assist Laquasa in rebuilding efforts.

"With this money, we gain a weapon, a weapon that will help us for years to come," stated Sir Phillip. "A weapon more powerful than a gun, or a missile: an ally. Hopefully, Laquasa Isle will utilise these funds appropriately, and forge a global power out of the shambles of its past."

Controversy rages over this fiscal transfer, with Labour MP Vincent Singh arguing that "the President needs to keep Eurasia first. He's sacrificed our nation's children for some faraway nation that, for the most part, loathes us. There's no benefit for us, and Laquasa will probably use this money to buy guns with which to kill Eurasians."

"Look at the benefits of this monetary transfer," said Chancellor of the Exchequer Ajeet Forbeson. "Our soft power will rocket, our reputation as a humanitarian nation will show even more. There might be some short term harms, but in the long term, this will help Eurasia."

HM Treasury has dispatched representatives to assure that the money reaches Laquasan citizens.

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Eurasia Donates Five Hundred Billion Dollars to Laquasa

Today, Sir President Phillip J. Sinclair announced that five hundred billion dollars are being removed from this year's education budget to assist Laquasa in rebuilding efforts.

"With this money, we gain a weapon, a weapon that will help us for years to come," stated Sir Phillip. "A weapon more powerful than a gun, or a missile: an ally. Hopefully, Laquasa Isle will utilise these funds appropriately, and forge a global power out of the shambles of its past."

Controversy rages over this fiscal transfer, with Labour MP Vincent Singh arguing that "the President needs to keep Eurasia first. He's sacrificed our nation's children for some faraway nation that, for the most part, loathes us. There's no benefit for us, and Laquasa will probably use this money to buy guns with which to kill Eurasians."

"Look at the benefits of this monetary transfer," said Chancellor of the Exchequer Ajeet Forbeson. "Our soft power will rocket, our reputation as a humanitarian nation will show even more. There might be some short term harms, but in the long term, this will help Eurasia."

OOC: Please remember that all aid goes through the Coalition. Monetary aid will be used to rebuild, any solid aid will be sold for monetary aid.

OOC: Thank you for telling me that, let me edit accordingly.

Official Dominion of Vetaka Message:

The punishment of Rape in Vetaka is Death. We urge Clandonia to seriously think about their current position. Your people stand for freedom, peace and democracy within my country the dream. My people dream a bout being like Clandonia. Yet here you are raping teenagers!. Does that make your soilders feel strong? May I speak for the international community when I say:

"Your Soilders are scum. They do not represent Clandonia. Clandonia is the force of good"

I suggest you act to remedy this situation.

Yours Dominion of Vetaka President Lord-Governor Daniel Pearce

OOC: BL, just don't go to war in there, it will only get more people killed.

IC:

CNN:

The Imperial Democratic Republic of Vantanas, following their Eurasian allies suite, donates five billion dollars from the National Treasury* to humanitarian efforts by the Coalition in Laquasa Isle. In a press statement today, the Prime Minister had this to say:

"We've known Laquasa Isle as an evil, imperialistic nation. They used their financial and military power to bend smaller nations to their will. However, a Coalition of nations invaded Laquasa Isle, and destroyed their Empire. They are know in the process of rebuilding Laquasa Isle, without a doubt, for the better. Were once their was 'democratic' Empire, now their is a truly democratic Republic. We know that this nation will not repeat the mistakes of the past, and we hope diplomatic relations between our two nations bloom." -Prime Minister Bellcrest

*Money taken from the excess tax money that nations get