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Catalasia! The Musical..... errr Factbook.

Catalasia
25-01-2007, 16:55
(a.k.a Stuff You Really Need To Know To RP With Me)

Full Name: The Commonwealth of the Catalasian Archipelago

Traditional Short Form: The Commonwealth [the government]; The Archipelago [the landmass]; Catalasia [poetic or literary]

Adjective: Catalasian(s), -enne(s)

National Motto: Solve Lora Infernis! - "Unleash hell!"

Date of Foundation: October 9, 1972

Population: approximately 4,000,000,000

National Capital: Getthehelloutofourcountryevilforeignpigdogsdiediedieatopia (population 7.5 million)

Major Cities: RBI City (population 128 million), Ch'i-ch'i (population 71 million), Southport (population 68 million), Azre (population 54 million), Heckelsburg (population 37 million)

Geography: Consists of approximately a thousand inhabited islands ranging in size from that comparable to New Zealand, to sixteen metres in diametre. The largest and most prominent islands are the ones first settled: Really Big Island, Big Island, Really Quite Large Island, Medium-Sized Island, Small Island, Northeast Island, and the less creatively named Salisbury, Cat, Horse, Torren, and Saint Raphael Islands; these are still the islands that contain the bulk of Catalasia's population.

Head of State: Roger I, by the Grace of God, His Majestic Imperial Highness, the Grandest Patron of Humanity, Lord-Emperor-King-Archduke-Autocrat-Imperator-Prince-Marquess-Pope-God of Catalasia and All Her Affiliated Territories*

* Side note: Whilst Roger I is still nominally head of state, he has been dead for the past fifty years and may be unable to answer communiqués or telegrams directed at him.

Head of Government: Premier Donovan Ladd

Other Major Government Officials:
- Andrevo Stark, Vice Premier
- Miro Lodowice, Chairman, Bureaucratia Internal Council
- Jael Chedrin, Chairman, Bureaucratia Foreign Council
- Karael F. Tanner, Chairwoman, Bureaucratia Defence Council
- Danil Peters, Chairman, Bureaucratia Economic Council
- Nehemiah Ajuntov, Chairman, Bureaucratia Transportation Council
- Saevitia Lederman, Chairwoman, Bureaucratia Justice Council
- Wladislaw Khoïs, Chief Oligarch
- Merika Solenge, 2nd Oligarch-Elect
- Rohan Klander, Oligarchia Secretary-General
- Anton Pavelev, General of the Commonwealth Imperial Army
- Feldspar Anise, Marshal of the Commonwealth Imperial Aerospace Force
- John R. Kaihoun, Admiral of the Commonwealth Imperial Navy

Form of government: Unitary, monocratic republic.

Divisions of government: The Bureaucratia (executive branch) and The Oligarchia (judicial branch). The elected Bureaucratia, divided into Councils, legislates, ratifies, and executes laws; the unelected Oligarchia must approve all laws before they can be passed, although an Oligarchia veto can be defeated by a 2/3 majority in a minimum of five Councils.

Elections: Held every five years for the Bureaucratia only (the Oligarchia is appointed from the Oligarchiae of the individual Divisions, by the Bureaucratia). Officials can be re-elected for up to three more terms after initially assuming power.

Human Rights: Rated at 'Superb' by United Nations. 89.4% of Catalasians live in housing at or above the 'Acceptable' level; 9.5% of the population is below the poverty line. 98.7% of Catalasians have access to affordable healthcare, 82.2% to affordable public transportation; Catalasia has an average GDP per capita of $51,742.79, making it one of the most prosperous nations in the world.

Civil Freedoms: Rated at 'Superb' by United Nations. The universal age of majority in Catalasia is 18; no citizen is denied the right to vote due to religion, income status, sexual orientation, gender, criminal record, or anything else except for age. Catalasians are allowed the freedom to do practically anything they want, as long as that does not infringe upon the rights of others to do likewise; the only slightly controversial exception is a ban on partial-birth abortions.

Economic Status: Due to its recent decision to open to foreign trade, Catalasia's already thriving economy has gained momentum, creating an age of prosperity little seen in many less enlightened (i.e. "socialist") nations. Catalasia's major resource is oil, which it possesses large quantities of (partly due to its liberal definition of its territorial waters) and which it trades primarily for reactor-grade and weapons-grade uranium and plutonium. Catalasia has an estimated gross domestic product of $202,712,435 million.

Military Forces: (Let's face it, most of you probably looked down here first.) approximately 40,000,000 men and women, divided as follows.

Army - contains approximately 16,000,000 men and women; a bit under 10,000,000 of these are logistical personnel whereas the remaining 6,000,000 -- actually 6,336,000 in all -- are combat personnel. One division in each army is an armoured division, containing 5,280 assorted tanks (normally 2,880 LBTs and 2,400 MBTs); overall the eight armies put together control 42,240 tanks.

Navy - contains approximately 15,000,000 men and women; about 10,000,000 of these are logistical personnel, whereas the other 5,000,000 are enlisted seamen and women. These people are divided between approximately eight thousand combat vessels and an equal number of logistical vessels, although with the recent naval purchases, the number of sailors may soon be increased by as much as one and a half million (with commensurate increases in the number of logistical personnel).

Air Force - contains approximately 8,720,000 men and women; about 8 million of these are logistical personnel, whereas the remaining 720,000 are enlisted. 439,680 of these are active duty, whereas the remaining 280,320 are reservists. In total, they fly 146,280 aircrafts, including a large strategic bomber fleet of 17,280 aircrafts capable of dropping a staggering 1.86 billion tonnes of weapons.

Space Forces - The remaining 280,000 personnel of the Divisions military are here, the latest branch of the military to evolve. At the moment limited to a fleet of weapons and ortillery satellites and a single space-based weapons station, there seem to be few plans to expand the Space Forces as yet. However, long-term predictions claim that eventually the Divisions may run a fleet of armed spacecraft to patrol above the skies.

Major Military Bases: All of the Divisions military bases are joint bases, and all are located around the Barrier. There is no point on the Barrier that is not close enough to a military base to be considered unprotected. The northernmost base is Glasgow, at the northern tip of the Barrier; Chipper is located guarding the one safe passageway towards Northeast Island; Cobden guards the passageways to Horse and Really Quite Large Islands, including two of the largest cities in Catalasia, and is one of the largest bases; Anthrax is located a hundred and ten kilometres south of Chipper near the city of Cze-chuan; Saugeen, located on Very Small Island, covers the longest stretch of the Barrier (between the Needle and Outside Island); Torren, located forty kilometres inward from Outside Island, is the smallest military base; St Marks guards the sole safe passageway to Southport; St Andrews is built partly on disused oil platforms and partly on artificial islands twenty kilometres off the Barrier; St Raphael guards the heavily populated Saint Raphael Island; and Antyrion, the largest base, is located fifty kilometres off Really Big Island along the Barrier and guards the sole safe passage to Catalasia's largest city and centre of commerce, RBI City.

Alliances: Founder of the Keep Those Bloody Foreigners Out Of Haven Pact.

Map: Map of Catalasia (http://img147.imageshack.us/my.php?image=catalasia0pi.png)

[OOC: You can also use this as an OOC thread to request embassies, direct OOC questions that wouldn't be better suited to telegrams (i.e. "Can I invade you?" would go here whereas "Can you send me nekkid pix plzkthx?" would go in a TG), or point and laugh at how much more n00bish I am in comparison to you because you joined six years earlier, etc.]
Xirnium
21-02-2008, 03:53
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Official Diplomatic Memorandum – Minister of Cabinet for Foreign Affairs

Taurênd Ambârmènte Lavètte Nainänyenä! – To Last Ten Thousand Years!
To:

His Excellency Jael Chedrin
Chairman of the Bureaucratia Foreign Council of the Commonwealth of the Catalasian Archipelago

From:

The Right Honourable the Lady Eléanor Sabelinà the Countess of House Numêsalquó
Minister for Foreign Affairs of the Eternal Republic of Xirnium


Your Excellency,

I have been doubly honoured with both the pleasurable task of conveying to you that the Government of the Eternal Republic craves the foundation of a formalised diplomatic relationship with the Catalasian Commonwealth, and with the privilege of writing for the first time on these trendy new sheets of office stationary. It is my dearest desire that the former, if perhaps not the latter, will provide a strong basis for the development of robust and friendly diplomatic links.

The Eternal Republic has in the past conducted her foreign affairs under an almost superstitiously reverential compliance with the established norms and customs of the Law of Nations. Naturally we would thus desire, though not insist, that any diplomatic framework committed to be informed by mutual respect for the doctrine of extraterritoriality, both as defined in the customary international law and as enshrined in the various relevant treaties and instruments to which either of our nations might be a party.

Should all of the above prove acceptable to the Bureaucratia, the diplomatic service has been so pushy as to provide me with a list of doubtless sterling individuals I am told I should nominate to present for accreditation, as ambassador extraordinary and plenipotentiary, and from which I choose at random her Excellency the Lady Viscountess Floriánne Naúflingen, Rear Admiral of the Grey. You would scarcely believe how much these supposedly highly distinguished desk-bound officers get paid, and as there never seems to be a set of military manoeuvres scheduled, much less a little war on to fight, I am quite confident she will do more to serve our Eternal Republic in the Commonwealth than she ever has in Neúvenârta’s many delightfully perfumed salons and drawing rooms.

I await your eventual reply with something like amused curiosity, and look forward to a long and fruitful relationship. May it be marked by the warmest amiability and respect.

I have the honour to be, sir,
_______Your most obedient very humble servant,
____________________________________Countess Eléanor Sabelinà Numêsalquó

[Signed]

Her Ladyship and Serene Grace
The Right Honourable the High Well Born the Most Noble and Puissant Princess
Lady Eléanor Sabelinà the Countess of House Numêsalquó
Minister of Cabinet for Foreign Affairs and Member of the High Court of Parliament