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A Clandonian View of the World (MT) Open

Clandonia Prime
24-01-2007, 16:35
Clandonian Parliament, Clanon City

And now CNN goes live to Presidents Question Times on a special edition about the Clandonian State of the Empire as the Clandonian population today reached 800 million people.

"Gentlemen in recent years our nation has seen current affairs fly past, from our small humble beginnings of fighting an increasing threat of anarcho-communists who still present a threat internally. We have passed through at least four main stages of rule, under the command of President Urkov of the Democratic Socialists who transformed the nation from a small peasant nation to an active exporter of uranium ore, information technology and weapons manufacturing. We have gone a long way from them with seeing the first war between the Corporate Alliance and the Global Alliance of Sovereign Nations.

With our membership of the Dominion Commonwealth saw the second age with the protection and reconstruction after a war against Blainsville which resulted in thousands of deaths. The ending of these more prosperous times was seen evidently in the conflicts with the nations of Nova Europa in which Clandonia and the Ackistani forces clashed on numerous occasions. The third age under the leadership of General Lancer, a right wing authoritarian candidate who employed radical free market policies allowing the Clandonian Corporation to have free reign in Clandonia and around the world. The construction of Skynet was seen as the great achievement of his time, although nearly bringing Clandonia and The World Soviet Party into nuclear war.

The ending of this resulted in the Clandonian civil war and the chaos left as the powers fought to take political office. The resultant radical tactics of agresion lead to the invasion by Whyatican, Velkian and Skyian forces from the Sovereign Alliance in an effort to free the Clandonian people. This signalled the fourth stage and where we are today. With the Clandonian government being deposed off and the military left in a state of confusion the nation was rebuilt and a the election of the current administration of the Tory-Liberal Alliance lead by Sir. Victor Hughes of the Clandonian Conservatives. The attempt to increase political and social-economic freedoms for the citizens of Clandonia Prime. The increase in military spending of now over 50% of the government budget remains controversial to say the least. The administration promised tax cuts, with an initial tax rise to fund the war in British Londinium which resulted in allied forces winning and Clandonian now maintains a permanent deployment with the 12th Armoured Division protecting Clandonian assets in the new nation of Eurasia.

With the fourth stage now under way, tax has been cut to only 6% now, the defence budget dropping to less than $2 Trillion USD for the first time in the last five years. Defence spending will remain high due to the current situation with Laquasa Isle and the Clandonian commitment to the Coalition war against EVIL where our forces are fighting the Kroandonian in the North. Mr President, I ask as a friend what is the situation currently in Laquasa Isle and a run down on Clandonian foreign relations?"

"Mr Speaker, I thank the right honourable gentlemen of the Clandonian Libertarians for their continued effort in supporting this government, their help is greatly appreciated. With regards to the war in Laquasa Isle, our forces are prepared for a full invasion if they do not accept the terms of surrender. With regards to foreign relations, our allies in the Sovereign League remain strong. We are however shocked at the Questerian government with their dismissal of the Alliance For the Preservation of Civilisation. In a time of strength needed against foreign aggressive powers such as Gholgoth and EVIL. We wish to begin new diplomatic relations with new powers such as Aunesia and continue or promotion of laisez faire economics through ACTO.

I can say this is a new age of Clandonian life, the Treasury announced the tax cut of 4% meaning the flat rate tax is now only 6%. I would allow this to be reduced once we have completed commitments on the global stage. I hope to continue our good relations with the GASN and our regional allies of Carbandia and Cravan. With the celebration of the 800 millionth child, a baby boy being born today by a family stationed in Eurasia to the Captain Thomas Carter and his wife Samantha, I send my congratulations to them and the rest of those of our brave men and women in the Clandonian Forces Eurasia deployment.

We must remain strong, I wish to increase military spending again to over 50% of the government budget due the continued threat that nations like Laquasa Isle and notably Hataria to the free world. If Hatarian forces do not stop their aggression in Morocco and against the Blub then I will authorise for the Clandonian government to issue aid to the Blub in the form of economic and military assistance. The future threats are unknown to our nation and allies, EVIL is in tatters and the Corporate Alliance is falling apart at the seams. We must remain vigilant and not fall back into a state of isolation like before, a permanent presence around the world using diplomatic power and sadly deployment of military force."


The President the stood down from the podium and the screen went back the Clandonian Blue Stars and what viewers knew would be the many hours of analysis on CNN.

OOC: Basically this is a topic to say what I think of the world, I would also like your feelings about me IC'ly and OOC'ly.
Franberry
24-01-2007, 16:45
We must remain strong, I wish to increase military spending again to over 50% of the government budget due the continued threat that nations like Laquasa Isle and notably Hataria to the free world.

OOC: Basically this is a topic to say what I think of the world, I would also like your feelings about me IC'ly and OOC'ly.

OOC: *sigh* You know I think that you've always wanked your military
Vetaka
24-01-2007, 17:07
Official Dominion of Vetaka Message:

To: The Parliment of The Heavily Armed Empire of Clandonia Prime
From: The Dominion of Vetaka Senate (Forigen Affairs Approved)

Ladies & Gentleman,

I write to you from the distant nation the Dominion of Vetaka. We write to you today. To thank your people for their constant support of freedom, democracy and peace the world over. In this modern day and age all nations must come together to do whats right in this world. Vetaka is a very new nation only securing peace from civil within our own borders within the last few years.

Clandonia Prime is everything that Vetaka wishes to be in the future. Your nation is Vetaka's role model. With this letter please find the Sword of Clandonia. This sword has been forged from the fire of the Parker Volcano a powerful volanco that stands atop of the rogers mountain range in Vetaka. This sword is as powerful as a dragon yet as balanced as tiger. We hope you enjoy this gift from the Vetakan People.

Dominion of Vetaka President Lord-Gorvenor Daniel Pearce

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The Sword of Clandonia

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Clandonia Prime
24-01-2007, 17:17
Official Clandonian Response

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To the Dominion of Vetaka:

We are glad to be of a role model to your young nation, your offer of the sword shows the kindness of your people and this will be duly noted. If your nation comes under threat from either internal or an external power then you have the word of the Clandonian government that we will provide assistance in what ever way you require.

We invite you to join the Sovereign League alliance, an alliance for the defence of democracy and liberal economics. If you meet the requirements of the alliance then you have Clandonian support for membership.


President Sir. Victor Hughes

President and Commander in Chief of The Heavily Armed Empire
Naasha
24-01-2007, 19:53
Naashan Response

Fortunately, we see through the Clandonian masquerade. The increase in military spending, which was almost at record levels previously, shows the true nature of Clandonia Prime, no matter which government is in power. That is a nation of warmongers, pure and simple, whose priority seems to be more centered on killing civilians of nations they see as 'hostile' than promoting the development of their own country, besides weapons manufacturing of course.

Having been the target of Clandonian aggression before, as well as on the receiving end of a completely unprovoked Clandonian operation to seize an airforce base in Naasha, we call your bluff.

Clandonia Prime are warmongers, and they always will be so, as the numerous changes of regime without any significant change in it's Imperialistic foreign policy has shown us.

The world has not been, and will not be fooled.
Clandonia Prime
24-01-2007, 20:20
Official Clandonian Response

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The Clandonian stance on the nation of Naasha is that its a small, pathetic and socialist regime that supports terrorism and insurgency against the Clandonian people by supporting the baby blenders of the EVIL alliance. You insult the dead Clandonian soldiers that fought in the war when your pathetic army deployed chemical munitions when they were on the verge of loosing. We lost over 2000 men fighting to end the terrorism that enveloped your country after your government tried its little land grab to the nation south of you.

You can continue to call us warmongers and imperialists when we have not fought a war without on the grounds of empire creation for many years.


Lord Carrington

Minister for Foreign Relations and International Affairs
Clandonia Prime
25-01-2007, 16:54
lol bump
Catalasia
25-01-2007, 17:03
Official Message from the Commonwealth Government

Bloody foreigners.

~ Jael Chedrin ~
Chairman, Bureaucratia Foreign Council
The Transylvania
25-01-2007, 18:44
Official Message from the Dominion

I hope there is no hard feeling between the Dominion and Clandonia. You know the reason for what was done and we think you have learn your lesson, Clandonia is starting to come out looking like a good nation. Best of luck to you and your nation.

Signed,
Sir Mason Daniels