NationStates Jolt Archive


Rotten Bacon War Declaration (Atten: Hataria and others

Rotten bacon
24-01-2007, 01:02
Declaration of War Rotten Bacon hereby declars a state of war on the Nation of Hataria. They have tempted the Rotten one for the last time. Their crimes include:
Taunting fellow nations in a time of peice
Threating officals of to cause discomfort with rotten bacon delegates
Breaking an internatinal peace treaty
Punishment for these crimes will be to have the country divided and seperated umong those who he has oppressed and insulted.Signed:Rotten one
In days time the troops shall begin advansing upon the shores if Hataria.IN our navy we have

100 large housing boats to remain at a distance
15 Gunships
5 aircraft carriers
1 flage ship

more units are prepared to depart at a moments notice.

in the main land rotten bacon was preparing for the predictable counter attack. turrets around the country were being set to eliminate any satilites that passed over head. Turrets would start from the borders of what the turrets could locate and commence fire on anything that entered it's line of sight. if a satilite entered a turrets line of site then the turrets would fire upon it until it was lost. given the accuracy of the turrets Hataria would have trouble attacking the main land with god rods. also senties were activated on the coast line to stop boats from entering the waters. With good Hopes this would be very effecint.
Rotten bacon
24-01-2007, 23:10
As the fleet begins to enter the black island the housing boats split into three groups.166,667 soldiers enter in the center of the two. 166,667 move to the east and west of them. as dropships started dropping troops onto the shore the teams on the east and west entered their squads of nine and went off into the horizon. each squad would ultimetly wind up going another direction. the center fleet would contain tanks and such as to provide a center force.

On the the carriers: Carriers were launching predetor drones to act as recon. Predetors are planes that have no internal piolet. each one has a piolet back in the carrier giving it commands. As each drone flew well above the Radar they took pictures of the terrain in bost regular, sonar(to find undergound tunneels and bunkers) and heat.


Daily Report to Rotten One
We have reached the shore of Hataria. Operation: Hataria take down has gone into full swing. We have collected recon on the terrain to better build stratigies.
Hataria
24-01-2007, 23:20
The Hatarians soon showed The enemy that They were Trapped. 400 Sea Wolf Class Subs had been laying on The Bottom, waiting for any enemy attacker, Now they soon started riseing up and fireing Cruise Torpedoes against the enemy Fleet.

In the Air, 4,000 RAGI-17 Intercepters were in the air heading against the enemy, launching Seakiller Anti-Shipping Missiles targeted any Landing Craft that tried to reach The Beaches, while on Land, 2,000,000 Hatarian Stromtroopers were waiting for the enemy Ground Troops.

Hatarian KA-52 Attack Helicopters were also in the air.
Axis Nova
25-01-2007, 00:29
OOC: No, you wouldn't have seen the subs. That's kind of the point of them laying on the bottom of the sea and observing silent running. In addition, Hataria is a big nation, so he has a big military.

IC: The Rotton bacon forces had been under observation for some time, ever since they had entered the region, thanks to the radar aerostats at high altitude, and then the stealthy UAVs that had been loitering over their fleet. With their position constantly updated, it proved a simple matter to arrange an ambush-- as the Hatarian submarines prove.

With the single flick of a switch, the command minefields laid near all Hatarian beaches suddenly become live, networking with each other with their blue-green underwater laser communicators, ignoring the Hatarian vessels, and activating. The minefield consists of both moored mines at various depths, laying in wait for hostile vessels, and CAPTOR-type mines that deploy 800mm torpedoes, capable of snapping anything that floats in half. The beach defenses on the islands suddenly make themselves known as well, as a large metal hand reaches up out of the sand and grabs a Baconian soldier by the leg, yanking him straight down into the sand, screaming. A split second later, a Metalman autonomous power armor unit explodes upwards out of the sand in a geyser of blood, numerous others popping out as well around it, bringing their assorted weapons to bear on the emerging landing forces and sending forth a hailstorm of 14mm machinegun rounds, 75mm grenades, 155mm bazooka rounds, 55mm long rifle rounds, and 6.8mm machinegun fire as they begin to sprint towards the landing craft, aiming and firing with inhuman speed.
Allanea
25-01-2007, 20:58
In the plane carrying the Hatarian and Allanean leadership

“And this, my dear Nadia,” - spoke Alexander Kazansky - “Is the coolest computer in all of Allanea.”

Kazansky eyed the computer – and did not need to touch it – it just opened by itself. “I do posess... a small amount of magical power, you might say. At any rate...”

With his one hand, he punched in a short password:

eliminate

A minute later, the words 'KDE is up and running' appeared on screen.

“It's a custom Linux machine, of course – it runs an advanced version of SuSE, you understand. But this is not the beautiful thing. This-” - with his free hand, he touched the mouse screen “-is the cool thing.”

A sattelite map of Hataria and it's environs appeared on screen, with the forces of Rotten Bacon showing up in blinking red.

“Now observe what I'm doing.” - still holding Nadia close to him with his one hand around her shoulders, he used the other hand to change the focus slightly. “See these green bits? They are Allanean aircraft. One thousand fighter-bombers, and one hundred heavy bombers. Even now, they are being refueled in mid-air by Hatarian aircraft as they proceed to their positions... they're now... approaching range.”

A few minutes passed.

“Okay, see how they flickered? This means refueling over. They're now within range from enemy ships.”

He clicked a button at the edge of the screen. The word FIRE flickered and disappeared, leaving a clean map. Somewhere, the pilots got the same message.

From every bomber, ten long-range cruise missiles were launched, aimed at the Rotten Bacon aircraft carriers. Since every carrier was scheduled to become a target for approximately two hundred missiles, they were going to be some really unlucky crews today.

“Okay, now they're in two kilometers range...”

The words TORPEDOES AWAY appeared on the screen, and each of the fighter-bombers deposed an air-launched torpedo – an Allanean air-launched modification of the Mark-48 ADCAP torpedo, specifically – into the water.

Then, the aircraft turned to flee.

As the words IMPACT DETECTED appeared on screen, Kazansky gave a whoop of excitement:

“YEEEHAW!”

And, of coursed, kissed Nadia again.
Hataria
25-01-2007, 21:15
In the plane carrying the Hatarian and Allanean leadership

“And this, my dear Nadia,” - spoke Alexander Kazansky - “Is the coolest computer in all of Allanea.”

Kazansky eyed the computer – and did not need to touch it – it just opened by itself. “I do posess... a small amount of magical power, you might say. At any rate...”

With his one hand, he punched in a short password:

eliminate

A minute later, the words 'KDE is up and running' appeared on screen.

“It's a custom Linux machine, of course – it runs an advanced version of SuSE, you understand. But this is not the beautiful thing. This-” - with his free hand, he touched the mouse screen “-is the cool thing.”

A sattelite map of Hataria and it's environs appeared on screen, with the forces of Rotten Bacon showing up in blinking red.

“Now observe what I'm doing.” - still holding Nadia close to him with his one hand around her shoulders, he used the other hand to change the focus slightly. “See these green bits? They are Allanean aircraft. One thousand fighter-bombers, and one hundred heavy bombers. Even now, they are being refueled in mid-air by Hatarian aircraft as they proceed to their positions... they're now... approaching range.”

A few minutes passed.

“Okay, see how they flickered? This means refueling over. They're now within range from enemy ships.”

He clicked a button at the edge of the screen. The word FIRE flickered and disappeared, leaving a clean map. Somewhere, the pilots got the same message.

From every bomber, ten long-range cruise missiles were launched, aimed at the Rotten Bacon aircraft carriers. Since every carrier was scheduled to become a target for approximately two hundred missiles, they were going to be some really unlucky crews today.

“Okay, now they're in two kilometers range...”

The words TORPEDOES AWAY appeared on the screen, and each of the fighter-bombers deposed an air-launched torpedo – an Allanean air-launched modification of the Mark-48 ADCAP torpedo, specifically – into the water.

Then, the aircraft turned to flee.

As the words IMPACT DETECTED appeared on screen, Kazansky gave a whoop of excitement:

“YEEEHAW!”

And, of coursed, kissed Nadia again.

Nadia had only one thing to say...."Wow"
Hataria
26-01-2007, 19:54
OOC: Rotten bacon? are you alive?
Hataria
27-01-2007, 20:29
Bump
Rotten bacon
28-01-2007, 08:15
OOC: yeah i'm here just done. i've decided my friends were right and this whole thing was a waste of time. this has proven to me that hataira is an unpopular twelve year old with a napolian complex with no sence of morality, common sense or logistics. my advise to anyone attacking or going to war with anyone in this war but me is a waste of time and money and will make you hate the human race. This whole incident is hereby null and void and as far as i am concerned and i hope the rest of the world is, never happened. i hope you guys ar'nt half as big as jercks in real life as you are here (but i highly doubt that.)axis nova and allena in a length of time if you want to try a war i'll talk to you about but i never want to deal with hataira again. have a good night everybody i know i will.:sniper:
Hamilay
28-01-2007, 08:21
this has proven to me that hataira is an unpopular twelve year old with a napolian complex with no sence of morality, common sense or logistics.
From someone whose invasion fleet consists of a hundred house boats (:confused: ), 'gunships' (GUNSHIPS FLY!!!!) and a 'flage ship'...

Oh yes, and is using generic 'turrets' to shoot down satellites... :p
Rotten bacon
28-01-2007, 08:26
From someone whose invasion fleet consists of a hundred house boats (:confused: ), 'gunships' (GUNSHIPS FLY!!!!) and a 'flage ship'...

Oh yes, and is using generic 'turrets' to shoot down satellites... :p

alot of that is just because i have horrible grammer. but i'm working on it. you gotta read some of the stuff hataira does. in this thread and others.
Allanea
29-01-2007, 04:37
OOC: Dude... Hataria didn't do anything in this thread... only I did...