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The Tsellian Enterprises, one of the largest singular employers worldwide, is looking for prospecting members to our growing family. With over millions of workers, technicians and trillions in resources, the Tsellian Enterprises spans into marketing, technological advancement, entertainment and most importantly, the future. Now, after the death of our Secondary Corporate Branch Manager in a freak orgy accident, we are looking for more employees! Only one person will be hired for this job, and they must prove themselves capable of handling the position.

However, as many may be qualified, we will seek the ones who are most qualified to do the job. Therefore, the Tsellian Enterprises is hosting a corporate fair competition, for anyone wanting to try and become a Secondary Corporate Branch Manager to step forward and see if they have the skills to make it to the top. Through a series of activities, we will be judging on the best person, and then evaluate whether he is capable of dealing with the position. The starting pay for the Secondary Branch Manager is standing at $7,550 / hr.

Those interested in the position must send a resume of their employment history, skills and accomplishments. Those we assume are capable will be picked up via airplane to our Third Main Office in Nakros Sentiauhk. For more information regarding the competition, please visit www.tsellianenterprises.co.nr (http://www.tsellianenterprises.co.nr) *for a line of our newest products or to simply understand more about Tsellian Enterprises.

We look forwards to meeting every single capable person.

People approved:

Maurice Johnson
Sevastian Edmund


*Our Jenrakian site is currently down right now, due to technical difficulties.

OOC: This is an IC sign up thread. If you have any questions, please ask me using 'OOC:', not just simply asking me. This is going to be my version of The Apprentice. You can put whatever you deem will get you the job on your resume, but make it realistic.

[OOC: Could a relatively unknown mob-esque organization based in my nation submit a candidate who would have... Well rather unorthodox intentions with the position, or do you wish it to be only legitimate people? I am looking to establish connections for my mobish group, and this could work but I thought I'd ask OOC before writing and IC post.]

OOC: The Corporation is intent on purely advancing itself. If the candidate is going to be a detrimental part of the corporation, or if his unorthodox intentions are going to harm TE in any way, then he would not be accepted. The corporation doesn't care either way what connections he has or what affiliation he belongs to, as long as they prosper from their choice.

[OOC: Could a relatively unknown mob-esque organization based in my nation submit a candidate who would have... Well rather unorthodox intentions with the position, or do you wish it to be only legitimate people? I am looking to establish connections for my mobish group, and this could work but I thought I'd ask OOC before writing and IC post.]

Primdaltos, Lagoos City

Kelvin shivered as a burst of cold air penetrated the small opening at the top of the driver's side window of the SUV that he currently occupied. A quick glare at the driver from Kelvin was all that was necessary for the offending opening to be snapped closed with a quick buzz from the power window. Kelvin sighed, his eyes flashing mercilessly at the red light several cars before them. With Alain currently in Wilhelmsborough on business, Kelvin was the ranking member of the Kaduit Felpaco in all Primdaltos. It was always a hassle to arrive at appointments promptly in Lagoos City's heavy traffic, but today seemed to be taking even longer than usual. As he waited, Kelvin decided to make use of his time.

Earlier in the day, he had gotten wind of a major international corporation, Tsellian Enterprises, that was looking for candidates to perform as Secondary Corporate Branch Manager. While Kelvin's own position was far too important to apply for the job, Kaduit Felpaco could not pass up the opportunity to put a member in such an important position. Even if their candidate did not win, money was money, and prizes were being offered for runners up.

Kelvin looked around, and found the papers on his man. He pressed a small button on his laptop and fed the papers one at a time through the fax extension. After they were all prepared, the papers were sent, and Kelvin went back to his traffic jam angst.

To: 1-475-462-4636
From: [Kelvin Anhavao, Manager, Jesus Bobbleheads Incorporated] 1-284-756-8817
Re: Hiring Secondary Branch Manager

Body:

Greetings. I have recently been informed that you are in the process
of selecting a Secondary Corporate Branch Manager, and it has been
brought to my attention by one of my most trusted employees that
he has an interest in the job. Out of care for his future and trust in
his abilities, I am faxing you my official reference so as to enter him
into the selection process. I may be contacted for any questions at
the number this fax was sent from. Good day.
Kelvin Anhavao, Manager.

Candidate Name: Maurice Johnson
Candidate DOB: 1/6/1977
Candidate Employment History:
1998-1999: Department Head, University of Cardac Science Department
1999-2007: Director of Operations, Jesus Bobbleheads Inc.
Candidate Skill Summary: Maurice has a surprising aptitude toward
making coworkers into friends, and this is invaluable in the corporate
world.
Candidate Accomplishment Summary:
1999: Graduated with a 3.99 GPA from University of Cardac with a BS
in Chemistry
2005: Revolutionized Jesus Bobbleheads Inc by introducing a new
material capable of producing bobbleheads at half price.

The following application is accepted.

OOC: Bump

OOC: Why do people hate me?

The howling wind swirled around the building and drove the rain sideways. The old building creaked in the wind. The rain worked its way through a crack into the building and began dripping on Sevastian Edmund. Rolling at of bed with a groan, he looked at his clock. It read 10:34 AM. Sevastian's instinct was to think that he was late, but it didn't take long for him to remember that he didn't have a job anymore. Last week he had been a rising star at a large corporate firm and now he was living in a shithole in the worst part of town. One little slip to his boss about his political views and he was fired. And of course his company had told all the other companies how he had stolen secret data, so no one would hire him. Then they forged some records and sued him for $500,000. He was left with almost nothing and had no chance of getting a job. And with No Taxes' nonexistent welfare system, his only options looked to be to enlist or live on the street.

Looking around only deepened his realization of how far he had fallen. The room itself was tiny and smelled of old cigarettes. In one corner there was a dingy sink, which spat out brown water. The communal restroom down the hall was almost always full. The paint on the walls was cracked and there was an ominous looking red stain on the bed sheets. The bed was lumpy and the only other furniture in the room was a rotten chair and lamp that cast out sparse rays of dim light. All he had was about 100 dollars in cash, several sets of clothes and his trusty Beretta pistol. In this part of town, his pistol was vital.

He decided to take a walk down to the internet cafe. Perhaps he could find some job far away. It was a faint shot, but his other options weren't any better. Even though he would get soaked, he was glad that it was raining, since he would be less likely to get accosted on his way to the internet cafe. It was a dingy looking place, though it was cheap and he would take it. He had the place to himself, so he looked around for a keyboard that wasn't sticky. After spending nearly half an hour searching for jobs, he was ready to give up hope. Then he came across this advertisement from the Tsellian Enterprises. He doubted they would hire him, but it was worth a shot. He just hoped that they wouldn't hear from his former company.


To: Tsellian Enterprises

I recently came across an advertisement stating that you are looking for a new Secondary Corporate Branch Manager and I can assure you that I am perfectly qualified for this type of my position. I graduated top of my class in College and have several years experience doing Management work in the corporate field. While I am currently unemployed this will only motivate me to work harder. Please take a look at my resume (attached) and give me a chance to show my aptitude for this kind of position.


Name: Sevastian Edmund
DOB: 1/6/80
Employment History:
2005: Operations Analyst (IBN Industries)
2006: Communications Manager (IBN Industries)
2007: Marketing Manager (IBN Industries)
Skills: A quick-learner and very intelligent, yet occasionally he is slightly tactless when dealing with others.
Accomplishments:
2004: Graduated Top of Class from the Borian Institute of Technology with a 4.0 GPA. Received a BA in Chemical Engineering and a BA and a Masters in Software Engineering.
February 2006: Was awarded employee of the month at IBN Industries.

Before we accept you we must ask if you have a reference available.

You can contact the Borian Institute of Technology, including Professors Gustaf, Traugott and Melor. Due to a recent falling out with my former employer, IBN Industries, any information they give you about me would be fabricated and biased.

Very well, we will see first, and acceptance will be pending.

From the corporate relations office in Haasdra, amidst the news outside of the country's borders, Mike Shiek lived his life on no line. He lived like every other man, just without the dangers of the outside world. He lived an extremely boring life, one that would make sure the company's employed people were correctly so. So when the fax came from the head office that he was to phone the Borian Institute of Technology in No Taxes, ask for a Professors Gustaf, Traugott and Melor, it was no surprise for him. He did this every single waking day, and he hated it.

Yet as he shifted from the dials on the phones, he shifted from his regularly rough and rude self to a more intent and false yet lovable voice. He had to put on a show, as the phone rang.

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