NationStates Jolt Archive

"The Homosexual! The Jew! The Lesbian! The Muslim! The Communist! They shall fall!"

And so, Fuhrer Josef had ordered for the execution of his idea of scum. They would be sent, man, women, and child to the camps. No work. Straight to the chambers the filth would go, and die. Anhalta would be free.

Anhalta is to stop this violation of human rights, or its "Fuhrer" will be hung in the street, and his people freed.

"I won't stand for this...FIRE!"


1,000 Tomahawk ballistic missiles screamed toward the Fuhrer's palace, as a fleet of 300 ships was being prepared for invasion.


A Communique was sent out:

Pig known as the Fuhrer,


You are to stop this madness, or you will be turned into a pile of radioactive carbon.

[ooc:those missles carry nukes?]

No.

ooc: what area of the world is this even occuring in?

Based on the RP in which Anhalta was formed (He's a puppet of Nuevo Acuatico)- a small slither of land in northern portugual.

OOC: I'm at a loss as to who's the biggest n00b here.

IC:

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The Federation of Aunesia,

Condemns the ignorance of The Holy Empire of Anhalta, and calls for its leader to desist its discrimination at once.

Condemns also the actions of The Empire of Laquasa Isle for yet another example of their swiftness to arms, and urges them to consider diplomacy in future.

We hereby use our 703956 laser satellites to DESTROY! with an exclamation point after it! the Laquasian missiles. They do this by deploying what look like THELs, except longer range and with bigger payloads and more energy lol. All of the missiles blow up of course.

We also use a giant space taser to disable the Fuhrer and his guards before they can do anything, and meanwhile a secret agent quietly goes in and replaces all of the real bullets with rubber ones. Pwnt hahaha.

Then we call everyone to a diplomatic meeting, or... something. You know, whatever real nations do in situations like this.

The Aunesian Foreign Ministry has dispatched peace offerings of cheese in order to ensure none of the Laquasian troops or the Fuhrers men are capable of fighting for the next few days, as they will spend them...otherwise engaged.

"The Homosexual! The Jew! The Lesbian! The Muslim! The Communist! They shall fall!"

And so, Fuhrer Josef had ordered for the execution of his idea of scum. They would be sent, man, women, and child to the camps. No work. Straight to the chambers the filth would go, and die. Anhalta would be free.

We urge Anhalta to halt all homophobic and anti-semitic activities.
We will send our armies to your lands if this warning is ignored.

The Czardaian Mouse, Rat, and Other Small Rodent Army (CMROSRA) proceeds to ransack and overrun Laquasa and Anhalta for the newly discovered cheese, before a gopher general traces the source of the cheese and has the army attack Aunesia instead.

The Federation of Aunesia's many giant beavers rise up to fight off these infidel Rodents, chasing them off!

The defeated rodents regroup outside of Aunesia to discuss their plans for stealing its cheese and dealing with the beavers. Suddenly they have an idea! Calling upon a little-known stipulation of the Toad Hall Treaty, they call up an army of giant badgers from around the world to launch a crusade against the intolerance of the beavers! Badgers begin to flock to the massive rodential fleet off Aunesian waters as the drums of war begin to sound and... wait, damn, I'm RPing too well here. I'll have to add a smiley to balance it out! :mp5: :sniper: :gundge:

The beavers retreat to their dams, hiding from the badgers and their superior weaponry. An armistice is proposed, a large cheeseboard, box of crackers and a collection of antique cheese knives dispatched to the CMROSRA.

CMROSRA accepts the terms, and sends the beavers a box of fine ornamental toothpicks in return.