The Great Monty Python
13-01-2007, 10:59
(ATTN: Carloginias)
"Praise to King Samukhan!" the presidents of Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Faroe Islands roboticly told the King.
"Good morning, gentlemen." King Samukhan said to his four presidents.
They were in an ancient war room, with dust floating around with warcharts that have remained unused since the invasion of the Faroe Islands, that Samukhan's father had mounted. After given the required salute, the presidents st down in their chairs.
"As you know, for some time now I have been planning an invasion of Finland, and we have just heard that Carloginias is invading Belarus. If their plan is what I think it is, they want to control the Baltic Sea. Exactly what I was hoping to do."
"Well, our Navy is all along the East Coast of Sweden. Maybe, from Stockholm, we land at Lithuania and help the Russians in Belarus." replied the Swedish President, John Reinfeldt.
"No! Our plan is not to help the Russians- but to beat them to it. We have some powerful allies. We can do it."
Laughs of amusement echoed around the long, patronising, war-room, before fading when they found Samukhan was serious.
"How do you expect do beat the Russians?" said Terry Eidesgaard, the Faroe Island President. "They have a 1.3 million man army- a tenth of our total population! 500,000 men are invading Belarus!"
"Forced recrutment is a wonderful thing, Mr Eidesgaard. We simply force a quarter of our population to recrit in the armed forces. Men can fight, women can work. All I have do do is pass a law..."
After a long pause, Eric Stoltenberg, Norway President, stood up to speak.
"That's 3.5 million people! We'll have the biggest Army in the world!"
"And what about the children?" questioned Micheal Ragnar, Iceland President. "What will they do?"
"I have thought of a perfect solution for that problem. We can train in our education system. Training future soldiers for a career in the Armed Forces."
"I have the law here...", continued Samukahn, "All you have to do is sign it, and the sea shall be ours!"
The presidents all knew to do what Samukahn says. They remembered Terry's scars, cuts and bruses.
"Praise to King Samukhan!" the presidents of Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Faroe Islands roboticly told the King, signing the law to increase the armed forces to 3.5 million.
OOC: Basicly, Samukhan is planning an invasion of Finland, increasing his army to 3.5 million to do so. From there, he is planning to go south to control the Baltic Sea, just like the Russians.
"Praise to King Samukhan!" the presidents of Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Faroe Islands roboticly told the King.
"Good morning, gentlemen." King Samukhan said to his four presidents.
They were in an ancient war room, with dust floating around with warcharts that have remained unused since the invasion of the Faroe Islands, that Samukhan's father had mounted. After given the required salute, the presidents st down in their chairs.
"As you know, for some time now I have been planning an invasion of Finland, and we have just heard that Carloginias is invading Belarus. If their plan is what I think it is, they want to control the Baltic Sea. Exactly what I was hoping to do."
"Well, our Navy is all along the East Coast of Sweden. Maybe, from Stockholm, we land at Lithuania and help the Russians in Belarus." replied the Swedish President, John Reinfeldt.
"No! Our plan is not to help the Russians- but to beat them to it. We have some powerful allies. We can do it."
Laughs of amusement echoed around the long, patronising, war-room, before fading when they found Samukhan was serious.
"How do you expect do beat the Russians?" said Terry Eidesgaard, the Faroe Island President. "They have a 1.3 million man army- a tenth of our total population! 500,000 men are invading Belarus!"
"Forced recrutment is a wonderful thing, Mr Eidesgaard. We simply force a quarter of our population to recrit in the armed forces. Men can fight, women can work. All I have do do is pass a law..."
After a long pause, Eric Stoltenberg, Norway President, stood up to speak.
"That's 3.5 million people! We'll have the biggest Army in the world!"
"And what about the children?" questioned Micheal Ragnar, Iceland President. "What will they do?"
"I have thought of a perfect solution for that problem. We can train in our education system. Training future soldiers for a career in the Armed Forces."
"I have the law here...", continued Samukahn, "All you have to do is sign it, and the sea shall be ours!"
The presidents all knew to do what Samukahn says. They remembered Terry's scars, cuts and bruses.
"Praise to King Samukhan!" the presidents of Norway, Sweden, Iceland and Faroe Islands roboticly told the King, signing the law to increase the armed forces to 3.5 million.
OOC: Basicly, Samukhan is planning an invasion of Finland, increasing his army to 3.5 million to do so. From there, he is planning to go south to control the Baltic Sea, just like the Russians.