NationStates Jolt Archive

This is a humorous rp. I intend for it to be just silly and funny. If you're interested, sign-up here. This is a parody on the Cold War. You can be just about anything in this rp

The world we live in today is in turmoil. Terrorism, global warming...and Chinese food. Every day America's enemies conspire and plot to bring the mighty nation to its' knees in hopes of creating a new world order. Our list of enemies are numerous. This global war can take place anywhere at anytime and we must always be on the alert. Now, the U.S. is building the ultimate weapon which will be used to end these wars once and for all; however, enemies within the nation threaten to derail the project and launch a major attack on the United States. Can this omnipresent threat be stopped? Or will freedom loving Americans across the world be enslaved by COMMUNISM or TERRORISM or LIBERALISM!!

Name: General Stark
Age: 40's
Height: 6ft
Weight: 197lbs
Hair: Dark but graying
Eyes: Wears aviator sunglasses all the time (even in bed)
History: Classified except for that he was born in Ohio to Tom and Janet Stark. Social security Number: 263-90-8733 and he likes long walks on the beach and loves dogs.

He is believed to be heading a super secret pinky swear project code named: Operation Ramrod

Basically this parodies the current fears in America as well as Tom Clancy. It's going to be random but with a plot. This should be interesting.

You can be just about anything in this rp.

Hmm, sounds interesting. I'll consider joining.

Oh, and you probably should mention any restrictions on things with the characters. For example, what if someone wanted to RP as an exterrestrial survivor of a starship crash, like, say, the one in Roswell or if I wanted to use one of my Methuselah (think vampires, only as a species and not the undead) or other non-human characters?

Can I stop worrying and learn to love the bomb?

I already treat war as a joke in most of my RPs. People get angry at me. Why can't we have comic relief? If one of my other RPs wrap up I might come back.

There's something more sinister than the bomb afoot in this rp. An evil once thought destroyed has been rebuilt.

I don't care if this rp fails or not.

*Continues to wait for an answer to question.*

Sorry if I seem to be a little impatient right now, but if I do get into this RP, I would prefer to do it before the rush.

I already answered it. There ain't much restriction on characters.

I'll play the token Latin-American who is trying to smuggle in an impressive load of drugs to corrupt the Nation's youth.

Name: José Miguel Villaloco
Ht: 5'6"
Wt: 170 lbs.
Bio: Was born in some generic drug producing country south of the Rio Grande. Always has a cigar in his mouth. Attained his position as the largest producer of (generic mind-altering drug, I'll hink of a funny name) by doing dirty work for the CCCP, Aristotle Onassis, The Vatican and The Trilateral Commission. American Intelligence has him working with long haired British Rockstars in a wholesale attempt to sap the youth of their "American Vigor" (say with southern accent)

Does someone else want to play the long-haired brits?

I already answered it. There ain't much restriction on characters.

This is going to get a little complicate then, IMHO.

As for if I'm in or not, I'll think about it and get back to you on it. Alright?

Alright