NationStates Jolt Archive

today at buckingham palace, Mr.harper,prime minister of UK2 has just shot her majesty Queen Elizabeth III. we do not why he shot her but we think he went insane over the lost of half of his family.we do not know how the queen is doing.

Official Dominion Of Vetaka Message:

The Dominion of Vetaka would like to express deep shock and saddness over the shooting of Her Imperial Majesty. Our thoughts are with her and we hope she stablizes and surivie.

Yours Vetaka President Daniel Gary Pearce

the queen is doing well,she will be ready to get back on her feet in four hours.

DBRA Response

We have sent the survivors of Mr. Harper's family back to the United Kingdom2. But frankly after the way he acted in Die Boerstaat with the near murder of a vital prisoner we aren't surprised.

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the UK2 government thanks leafanistan, parliament is now meeting to replace the job of PM to one of the members of parliament.

Official Clandonian Response

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Huzzah!


President Sir. Victor Hughes

President and Commander in Chief of The Heavily Armed Empire

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Statement of the Government of the Britannic Commonwealth

The nation of Eurasia laughs at the atrocious actions committed by members of the United Kingdom2 government. Third-world countries can govern themselves better. To express Eurasian displeasure at the stupidity of the United Kingdom2, Eurasia is officially labelling your nation a banana republic and ceasing trade with you.

today Mary McAleese is now the first woman Prime Minister,Mrs.McAleese was on the cabinet for the former prime minister,Stephen Harper. Mrs.McAleese will be sworn in as Prime Minister on friday, she also made a statment saying she will keep the current cabinet that Mr.harper made.Prime Minister Mary McAleese said her first thing to do is to turn UK2 back into ally to help the other countries that are now in boerstaat unlike Mr.harper did.

OOC:UK2 never made any trade agreements with you.

To: Whoever runs that shithole of Uniked Tingdom2

Tell that Prime Minister of yours to stop doing politics and get her ass back in the kitchen, that's where women belong.

~Premier Mikhail Cohen

OOC: just kidding, just feel like being an IC douche

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By Order of the Government of the Britannic Commonwealth

The United Kingdom2 is not to interfere in the operations of other nations, since they are completely incapable of managing their internal affairs. Failure to comply with these directives will be met harshly.

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Statement of the Government of the Britannic Commonwealth

The nation of Eurasia laughs at the atrocious actions committed by members of the United Kingdom2 government. Third-world countries can govern themselves better. To express Eurasian displeasure at the stupidity of the United Kingdom2, Eurasia is officially labelling your nation a banana republic and ceasing trade with you.

We would like to point out that the average worker in British Londinium makes about 4,000 USD a year.

today Prime Minister Mary McAleese stated today that any orphans that are in boerstaat can come to UK2, to be adopted into loving families.

Official Statement of the Rosian Republic
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We request the Britannic Commonwealth stop threatening the United Kingdom. The Republic hasn't seen the Kingdom do anything illegal in the international sense and the Republic thinks that the Commonwealth is trying to aquire land under false pretenses.

Therefore, we request that you settle down, or die. That is all.

Gary Lee Weinheb
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Island of Rose

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By Order of the Government of the Britannic Commonwealth

The United Kingdom2 is not to interfere in the operations of other nations, since they are completely incapable of managing their internal affairs. Failure to comply with these directives will be met harshly.

We would like to see the pathetic Eurasian military fair against Laqian forces.

OOC: Laquasa, that isn't relevant. Since my economy is largely socialistic, the workers make little since so much is already provided for them.

OOC: Laquasa, that isn't relevant. Since my economy is largely socialistic, the workers make little since so much is already provided for them.

(You know I wish you could respond to me, I even used my coat of arms for it.)

(You know I wish you could respond to me, I even used my coat of arms for it.)

OOC: Considering we just invaded him and put in place a pro SL-ACTO-APOC government its rather worrying that a socialist government is now in power.

Good job I've got the 12th Armour there, I can take Kensington if this new socialist threat emerges...

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Statement of the Government of the Britannic Commonwealth

The Britannic Commowealth of Eurasia has minimal desire for land. We would not respond with military force unless we feel that the United Kingdom2 will pose a significant military threat to international stablity, which it does not, being pathetic and small and third-worldish as it is.

OOC: I hate to interfere in other incidents. But im new to NS and im abit confused can sombody explain how the fuck Eurasia can threaten another nation when after a massive war with a Coaliton of nations from which still has troops within the Commonwealth's Border? Its abit earlier to even intervene in another nation isn't it?

OOC: I'm not threatening war, for the last bloody time. I was threatening sanctions, maybe I didn't make it clear enough.

Official Statement of the Rosian Republic
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The fact that you threatened the United Kingdom in this message says it all.

The United Kingdom2 is not to interfere in the operations of other nations, since they are completely incapable of managing their internal affairs. Failure to comply with these directives will be met harshly.

The fact that you threatened them implied that you did find them a threat, and only when the Republic called you out did you retract your statement in a way. Also, you have no right to talk. You are not exactly a superpower, hell, you aren't ever a power. Right now you're an ower, as in, anybody can dominate your country in an hour. (Read: Most nations) Therefore we request you stop all this needless posturing. Last I remember the Coalition still has bases inside of your little nation.

I'm sure you wouldn't want those bases to be used against you. So na na na na na na na na na na, hush... that's a Deep Purple reference.

Gary Lee Weinheb
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Island of Rose

(I wouldn't think of it Vetaka, it just makes the brain hurt. Also BL when you say harsh consquences that usually means war...)

OOC: Oh Right fair enough. Sorry my mistake. :)

United kingdom2 thanks the countries defending her, Prime Minister McAleese stated that the government of eurasia can say all it whats about UK2 but United kingdom2 is not a third world country.

Although Aztlán disagrees with monarchist systems, the United Socialist Republic of the Aztec National League hopes that your monarch, Elizabeth the Third, enjoys a swift recovery and that Former Prime Minister Harper's mental condition is taken into consideration should he face prosecution. In addition, we hope that the new Prime Minister, Ms. McAleese is able to lead the nation.

In regard to the bantering going on between the Commonwealth, UK2 and our long time allies of the Rosian Republic, any type of action should be weighed heavily - every nation, be it a poorly developed, unstable nation or a stable superpower, is vunerable to colapse. Cooperation and mutual development may minimize the chances of such a colapse.

-Premier Quetzalcoatl Nochtli,
The United Socialist Republic of the Aztec National League

Prime Minister McAleese has called the Premier of the United Socialist of the Aztec national league and thanked him for his support, Queen elizabeth III now will be leaving the hospital next friday just to keep sure that she will be ok. Prime Minister McAleese has created a list of duties for the United kingdom2,is to stop poverty in the nation. Mrs.McAleese will entering parliament in 45 minutes.

today Prime Minister Mary McAleese stated today that any orphans that are in boerstaat can come to UK2, to be adopted into loving families.

DBRA Response

We feel that United Kingdom2 is a 'mild' threat to world security. Their national leaders have a tendency to erupt in fits of rage and attempt to murder important people. This has happened once in Die Boerstaat, and now again in United Kingdom2. We recommend all diplomats stay away from direct meetings in United Kingdom2.

DBRA does not appreciate UK2 attempting to 'steal' children from Die Boerstaat at such a delicate time in history, with the introduction of free and democratic elections looming. Domestic flights are hard enough as it is, but International Adoption is out of the question.

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OOC: Sorry to heckle you but seriously, UK2, use proper capitalization, sentences, and label OOC and IC appropriately.

Prime Minister McAleese stated "just because one national leader attacked two importnant people does'nt mean she erupts with rage". former Prime Minister Stephen Harper was insane and the DBRA should have not have just came up with the idea that all national leaders in UK2 erupts in rage.Prime Minister McAleese was very upset with this and has worked hard to help UK2 in the past and now agroup of countries are trying to destroy her hard work by saying some things that are not true.

Although Aztlán disagrees with monarchist systems, the United Socialist Republic of the Aztec National League hopes that your monarch, Elizabeth the Third, enjoys a swift recovery and that Former Prime Minister Harper's mental condition is taken into consideration should he face prosecution. In addition, we hope that the new Prime Minister, Ms. McAleese is able to lead the nation.

In regard to the bantering going on between the Commonwealth, UK2 and our long time allies of the Rosian Republic, any type of action should be weighed heavily - every nation, be it a poorly developed, unstable nation or a stable superpower, is vunerable to colapse. Cooperation and mutual development may minimize the chances of such a colapse.

-Premier Quetzalcoatl Nochtli,
The United Socialist Republic of the Aztec National League

Official Statement of the Rosian Republic
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My friend you know that the Republic would never go to war for no reason. I'm just stating that the Britannic Commonwealth has no right to say these things, especially when it seems that the Coalition inside his nation are running things.

Also, you know how the Republic doesn't like it when random nations threaten each other for no reason, it's quite annoying.

Sergei Ilyanov
President of the Republic
The Island of Rose

P.S. By the way, is the good Doctor still Foreign Minister? And where have you been? You know we need to catch up...

(OMG ANL!!!)