NationStates Jolt Archive

King Maddox, ltd. Restaurants

British Londinium
08-01-2007, 01:37
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For every animal you don't eat, we'll eat three.

Tired of pathetic, healthy restaurants? Sick of not being able to eat meat? Want to eat manly? Then eat at King Maddox, the manliest restaurant ever to rock the face of the planet.

Some awesome aspects of King Maddox restaurants:



Loud, heavy metal music played twenty-four hours a day
Ass-kicking directed towards clowns, weaker men, animals, individuals of other cultures
Free copies of the Alphabet of Manliness with purchases over ten dollars
Talking ninja warrior monkeys taking your order
Beef jerky and hot sauce - the manliest things an individual can consume


King Maddox wants to expand into your nation today!

Locations:
-Ten thousand locations in Eurasia.
-One thousand locations in Bartonstein.
Whyatica
08-01-2007, 01:39
OOC:Plagiarism is bad.
Praetonia
08-01-2007, 01:41
[OOC: Apparently I'm meant to annex you because of this but I don't see anything wrong with it. It's not like Arridia or Allanea invented fast food.]
British Londinium
08-01-2007, 01:42
OOC: Annex me because there was a restaurant established in my nation? What?
British Londinium
08-01-2007, 02:34
Bump.
Ageira
08-01-2007, 02:41
annex you because...
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Aunesia
08-01-2007, 02:48
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TV Commercial?

The Aunesian News Network would like to offer you the oppurtunity to advertise your new outlets in the Federation of Aunesia, by placing 3 slots of 30 second advertising time during the News at 10, every night for the next month, all for the small fee of $5,000,000.

Would this be of interest to you? Other advertising oppurtunities may be availible upon discussion.
British Londinium
08-01-2007, 02:57
King Maddox Official Corporate Response

That would be most satisfactory, and we thank you for your support. The money has been wired in advance, and adverts are under development now.

Sincerely,
George al-Babik
CEO of King Maddox, ltd
Bartonstein
08-01-2007, 03:05
The Kingdom is willing to permit this restaurant to build in our nation.

King Christian writes in a communique, "Our citizens are not nearly manly enough. I want this restaurant in our nation! As well as one on every military base, and one in the palace!"
British Londinium
08-01-2007, 03:09
King Maddox restaurants will be built in Bartonstein immediately; as I write, King Maddox surveyors and real estate agents are purchasing one thousand plots of land to build such restaurants.
Bartonstein
08-01-2007, 03:11
We would like to assure you that your profits will skyrocket with the addition of Bartonstein to your list of nations. Good luck!
British Londinium
21-01-2007, 03:31
bump