And they marched into Galaxy(FT Intro open)
Planet spacebal l
06-01-2007, 22:55
OOC: This is a First contact Rp, so anybody who jumps in and tries to enslave me will be ignored. My nation name is actually Planet Spaceball but that name had been used before.OOC: This is a semi serious thread, so just let it slid that i have a ship twice the size of spaceball one. How else am i supose to RP the spaceballs with out A ship along the lines of Spaceball One?
IC:
Planet Spaceball
President Asshole, had taken control of the Imperious Forces of Planet spacebal, after the Skroob Fiasco Which caused the destruction of the Spaceball One. "Those days are finally over. With the successful theft of planet Druidia's air supply with Spaceballs Two, we can now go out and conquerer the universe." He thought to himself smiling. Spaceball Two was preparing to depart. He was beamed down to the Docking bay where he was to board Spaceball Two and set out to meet other races.
The ship Jumped to Ludicrous speed and arrived at a planet with a great many ships around it.
Planet spacebal l
09-01-2007, 00:30
OOC: bump. anyone?
Trailers
09-01-2007, 02:08
OOC: *Peers* DGNT? o_O
Planet spacebal l
09-01-2007, 02:19
OOC: *Peers* DGNT? o_O
OOC: what does DGNT mean?
ooc: I think he's asking if you are the puppet of another poster whose name is shortened to DGNT. Also, what is Spaceballs as I(and I'm sure others) have no idea what it is.
British Londinium
09-01-2007, 02:33
HMS Victory
Sovereign-class battlecruiser
On approach towards Spaceball fleet
"Raise shields, bring all weapons online," ordered Admiral of the Fleet Johnson. The admiral grabbed an input speaker for the 1MC, and his voice sounded throughout the vessel.
All hands, action stations. All hands, action stations. Ships believed to possess hostile intent in this system. All hands, action stations.
Planet spacebal l
09-01-2007, 02:52
ooc: I think he's asking if you are the puppet of another poster whose name is shortened to DGNT. Also, what is Spaceballs as I(and I'm sure others) have no idea what it is.
OOC: Spaceballs is one of the greatest Sci fi spoofs of all time. It was written, and directed by Mel Brooks(Blazing Saddles,Young Frankenstein,Dracula:Dead and loving it, History of the World part 1 ect.)Basically, Starwars spoof. Don't want to go into details link (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spaceballs)
HMS Victory
Sovereign-class battlecruiser
On approach towards Spaceball fleet
"Raise shields, bring all weapons on line," ordered Admiral of the Fleet Johnson. The admiral grabbed an input speaker for the 1MC, and his voice sounded throughout the vessel.
All hands, action stations. All hands, action stations. Ships believed to possess hostile intent in this system. All hands, action stations.
IC:
"Sir, Approaching vessel raising shields."
"Bring our shields on line, And get me some coffee."
"Yes sir."
Lt. Asshole ran over to The Mr. Coffee machine next to Mr. Radar, and was beamed back to the bridge with the coffee.
"Open a com link to the Unidentified ship."
"Working on it sir." After a few moments pause, he finally said," Done sir."
This is President Asshole, We are not hostile. We only want to negotiate.
He waited for The unidentified ship's response.
Gaian Ascendancy
09-01-2007, 03:14
((OC- Any self respecting FTer that aint seen the Mel Brook's film of that Star Wars mockery of a film (funny still it is..) should rectify such, even if it's an old film and all.
Sometimes you have to make fun of the things you like the appreciate them a bit more. =^^= ))
Sephrioth
09-01-2007, 03:37
a space marine strike cruiser exited the
warp
on the bridge
brother comander dante saidd battle brothers to your stations i want drop pods readied and get the damn tech priests to bring the weapons and shields on line yes sire
coms to british lodinium ship this planet is under my ships protection an attack on it is an attack on the imperium stand down or be destroyed
Planet spacebal l
09-01-2007, 03:39
a space marine strike cruiser exited the
warp
on the bridge
brother commander Dante said battle brothers to your stations i want drop pods readied and get the damn tech priests to bring the weapons and shields on line yes sire
Read the first post.
OOC: This is a First contact Rp, so anybody who jumps in and tries to enslave me will be ignored. My nation name is actually Planet Spaceball but that name had been used before.OOC: This is a semi serious thread, so just let it slid that i have a ship twice the size of Spaceball one. How else am i suppose to RP the Spaceballs with out A ship along the lines of Spaceball One?
OOC: If you are gonna attempt to conquerer me or destroy my home world, you will be ignored.
Sephrioth
09-01-2007, 03:43
ooc im not going to i sent it to first contact ya
Planet spacebal l
09-01-2007, 03:45
OOC: I know your record. I have attemped to RP with you in the past.
Sephrioth
09-01-2007, 03:50
ooc maybe i have changed im not gonna enslave you or detroy you the hostily is at british lonidium
Sephrioth
09-01-2007, 03:51
ooc im not gonna enslave you or detroy you the hostily is at british lonidium
ooc: I think he's asking if you are the puppet of another poster whose name is shortened to DGNT. Also, what is Spaceballs as I(and I'm sure others) have no idea what it is.
OOC: you have seen Spaceballs!!!! have you been loving under a Sci fi rock?
Gaian Ascendancy
09-01-2007, 04:02
OOC: you have seen Spaceballs!!!! have you been loving under a Sci fi rock?
((OC- Could actually be that if you think about it too hard. =^^= ))
Thrashia
09-01-2007, 04:51
ooc: *claps* I love this guy! haha. Awsome intro, expect my nation to be finding this super large Spaceball flying through space. XD Even "Ludicrous Speed"! Love it! rofl
Planet spacebal l
10-01-2007, 05:34
ooc: *claps* I love this guy! haha. Awsome intro, expect my nation to be finding this super large Spaceball flying through space. XD Even "Ludicrous Speed"! Love it! rofl
OOC: Thanks. My last war was retconed because my opponent got deleted for inactivity, and i have nothing better to do with my time.
Planet spacebal l
14-01-2007, 06:10
bump
OOC: Despite the fact that it is funny, this is a actuual RP. and one last thing. Don't forget a towel.
"Like a young phoenix she will arise full plumed and glorious from her mother's ashes." Arthur Lee 24 Dec 1772 to S. Adams.
The Great Hunt had been shattered and the True Peoples scattered to the voids. It was ironic in a way. For centuries the People had warned the savages of the coming destruction, for centuries they had fled before the enemy. Through and between the homelines they had ventured.
The Orders and Companions had successfully located the cousins and warned them of the Great Enemy. Yet for the favor many chose to ignore the cryptic warnings. Perhaps the apostates were correct in their heresay.
Magpie shook her head of these useless lines of thought and prepared for the re-entry into normal space. The seed ship would rebuild and vengeance was outside of her ethics.
This would be a little tricky. Side-realities weren't always similar to the homelines. As the homelines had been destroyed and this one was as yet uncharted there was a distinct possibility that something stupid woud happen. With the exception of Navigation, the ISS Magpie had been more or less untouched in the sundering. Navigation had been somewhat repaired in the duras of the Retreat. She and the Astrogation A.I. concurred that they were unlikely to re-appear in the middle of a sun or any other flotsam of space.
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ooc: "She has gone from suck to blow!" lol. Weren't we promised a sequel?