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From Her Imperial Majesty, Empress Neherenia of The Imperial Republic of Hataria.

It is my wish that The Imperial Republic of Hataria to sign a Non-Aggression Pact with The Nation of Questers to Prevent any New War from Starting.

We are sending a Envoy to Questers with The Non-Aggression pact now.

Your envoy has been sent back to where he came from.

OOC: So you just send them back? Why don't you atleast send a hand back in pickle jar or something a little more badass.

OOC: So you just send them back? Why don't you atleast send a hand back in pickle jar or something a little more badass.


OOC: boooo *throws pop corn at unbadass, non pickle jar event* haha!


IC: We implore both parties to come together for peace.

We ask that Questers alows our envoy to talk, or the Repocusions will be......disasterous for Questers.

We ask that Questers alows our envoy to talk, or the Repocusions will be......disasterous for Questers.

Oh snap, you better do what they say!

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

We ask that Questers alows our envoy to talk, or the Repocusions will be......disasterous for Questers.

Chellis fears for the safety of Questers.

No, really. We're serious.

We wouldn't lie.

We ask that Questers alows our envoy to talk, or the Repocusions will be......disasterous for Questers.

The Blubs are greatly displeased by this mild, worthless threat. 'Talk to us or we'll fight!' is uninteresting, and the Blubs grow confused and annoyed by the lack of common sense displayed here.

ooc:blub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tg!

We ask that Questers alows our envoy to talk, or the Repocusions will be......disasterous for Questers.

Because?

We, the Armed Nation of Fatropa, and our Fatty legions will back up Questers in any military action that should occur.

Plea for Peace

As we have learned, if you do not cave in to the almighty Haratia's demands, he will invade your nation with a force under-manned and under-gunned with the goal of destroying your nation. They have this new technology that we seem incapable of defeating... it allows his forces to ignore anything that may kill his men for no apperant reason. You may as well surrender now, for as he put it, 'All y0ur Baz3 r beelong 2 Us!11!1!'.

The Socialist Sultanate Duchydom of Franberry hopes that Poseidon shall bless the sails of the Questerian ships so they may be better equipped to fight the massive threat that Hataria is.

We show our support for Questers, not that they need it in fighting a war with Hataria. May Quester's burn down their Royal Palace and kidnap their Queen!

We ask that Questers alows our envoy to talk, or the Repocusions will be......disasterous for Questers.

OOC: Let's see if I got this right; you threaten to attack Questers, unless he signs a non-aggression treaty?

IC.
While we do not look kindly upon Hataria's threats, we implore both nations to sign the proposed treaty.

DEMOCRATIC SOVIET REPUBLIC OF KAHANISTAN
Ministry of Foreign Affairs

The Government of Kahanistan fails to see why the Questarian Empire is so reluctant to accept a non-aggression pact with the Imperial Republic of Hataria.

In our experience, when a nation turns down the offer of a non-aggression pact, it is generally not intent on non-aggression. While we feel that Hataria should be on its guard after the Questarian refusal, military intervention at this point is unwarranted.

However, should Questers attack Hataria, the Imperial Republic would be well within its rights under international law to defend itself. We believe that it would be wisest to accept the offer, if only to allay international concerns that this diplomatic dispute will escalate into a military conflict.

Signed,
Margaret Delray,
Minister of Foreign Affairs

Hataria does not wish for a war with Questers and as for Repocusions, it is not a warning of War.

In my experience non-aggression pacts do not always mean that one side will not attack the other. Just ask Russia how well that non-aggression pact with Germany worked out for them.

I do not blame Questers for not wanting to make deals with the wasteland that calls itself Hataria. History has already shown that these people are a warmongering, under-educated people, and any deal with them could and probably will be broken with Hataria breaking whatever was agreed upon by the two nations.

Emma Samuels
A Fifth Grader

The Triumvirate Council of the Revolutionary Government of the Glorious Republic of Leafanistan

We shall stand by our Sovereign League ally Questers in this situation. The International Community's stance on the Empire of Hataria are quite clear and the United Kingdom's refusal is not exactly unexpected.

Member of the Triumvirate Council, Blood Daughter of Glorious Father, Air Marshall Samantha Arcturus

Asgarnieu officially sides with Questers on this issue. Hataria offers no threat to either Questers or Asgarnieu. No "reprocussion" is seen as harmful to Asgarnieu or Questers at this time.

Hataria does not wish for a war with Questers and as for Repocusions, it is not a warning of War.

ooc: OMG, Hataria, there's this new internet browser out called FireFox 2.0! Get this: It Has a Built In SpellCheck! you should try it out sometime...PLEASE...DO IT NOW :headbang:
http://www.mozilla.com/en-US/firefox/

ic:
Republic of Groznyj
Department of State

Although in our eyes we see Hataria's threat as somewhat silly, let us not be so arrogant as to completely rebuff any attempt at peace. The senseless fighting in the past between your government and that of the Hatarian's has resulted in unnecessary blood being spilled on both sides. In all due respect do not take the road of arrogance and prejudice; the war between you is over.

Signed,
Ibrahim Karachay,
Secretary of State

ooc: sorry I'm copying you Kahanistan but you've provided an ideal layout =P

OPEN TRANSMISSION FROM THE ILLIORIAN NATIONAL GOVERNING COUNCIL
While we find it nice that the Hatarians are offering a Non-agression Pact to our ally Questers, it also seems a bit unreasonable that Questers would take such a pact in the first place, with the history behind the Questerian Commonwealth and Hataria. Although, their recent alliance with Doomingsland might have been some suggestion, we feel there was heavy Praetonian lobbying to get that alliance passed through. We also note Questers complete and utter rejection of the Non Agression Pact, but that's like asking Ghengis Kahn to sign a Non Agression Pact with Russia: they have no need, they've crushed them before, and they can do it again.

The Illiorian National Governing Council

OOC: Groz, the thing is a pain in the ass, specially on NS when there's all the names and the like, the red on the screen pisses me off, but in this case, I totally agree

ooc:blub!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Tg!

OOC: Eeek. I don't see any TGs in my box..

Official Announcement of the United States of Allanea

We here don't really understand why can't Questers simply sign the NAP and get over with it.

Establishing Communication Channel…

Receiving Incoming Message…..



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Official Union Directive......

The Totalitarian Military Union of Xharn
The Ministry of Foreign Relations

The Totalitarian Military Union of Xharn fully supports Questers refusal to sign a worthless treaty of peace with the illogical and highly inefficient government of Hataria.

The Imperial Hatarian government has shown itself to be a militant and highly unreasonable organization in the past and as such could not even hold a decent military together, let alone keep and enforce such a peace treaty.




Signed,

Grand Ambassador Gerald Nomato
Head of Foreign Relations, Grand Ambassador

OOC: Is the above message public IC or only Questers can see it?

Official Announcement of the United States of Allanea

We here don't really understand why can't Questers simply sign the NAP and get over with it.

Official Statement of the Foreign Secretary of the Grand Monarchy of Skinny87

We concur completely with our Allanean allies. Questers should indeed sign the Non-Agression Pact. I'm sure the Questarian Foreign Ministry could do with another supply of lavatory paper; it's very kind of the Hatarians to offer them a supply.

the Hatarians were soon mad at Questers Rejection of The envoy and were soon wanting War for this outrage.

but They also were listening to what Margaret Delray of Kahanistan said. If Questers was to attack Hataria, it would meet with a New Military, one Trained by Axis Nova and ready for anything.

In China, The Hatarians were makeing a line of Defenses along the border with India and Burma to make sure Questers didn't try anything there.

in Short, Questers would see a new Hatarian Military if Questers tried attacking.

OOC: Is the above message public IC or only Questers can see it?


OOC:

The message was public IC. The Union does not like the Hatarian government for their actions in Africa and has been giving them flak ever since.

the Hatarians were soon mad at Questers Rejection of The envoy and were soon wanting War for this outrage.

but They also were listening to what Margaret Delray of Kahanistan said. If Questers was to attack Hataria, it would meet with a New Military, one Trained by Axis Nova and ready for anything.

In China, The Hatarians were makeing a line of Defenses along the border with India and Burma to make sure Questers didn't try anything there.

in Short, Questers would see a new Hatarian Military if Questers tried attacking.

"The Mighty Blubs continue to grow tired and irritated of this talk. How many soldiers will Hataria throw away for the sake of attacking Questers? How much money is Hataria willing to spend mobilizing their military over and over.

Pathetic humans! The Blubs are annoyed at this entire message, and feel it is time for the hostilities to end. Stop with the threats, or at least show yourself capable of following through with said threats and actually do something. You smellyfaced stinktoads."

signed - Prime Minister Blub

Official Allanean Response

We fully support thte Hatarian mobilisation and every government's right to self-defense. Perhaps Hataria would like to contract Allanean companies for building of fortifications?

Official Allanean Response

We fully support thte Hatarian mobilisation and every government's right to self-defense. Perhaps Hataria would like to contract Allanean companies for building of fortifications?

"The Mighty Blubs frown down upon your weakling government and your support for the aggressors. We laugh at you, and will develop a televised sitcom mocking the bumbling traditions, culture and society that you have developed!

We will call it, 'Fools with oversized mouths who don't know the difference between right and wrong and always side on the stupid side of history'. Or 'Allanea' for short."

Official Allanean response

We will send the Blubs a dictionary with the word 'aggression' highlighted in glorious pink. Maybe - just maybe - they will learn and get a clue.

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Receiving Incoming Message…..



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Official Union Directive......

The Totalitarian Military Union of Xharn
The Ministry of Foreign Relations

The Totalitarian Military Union of Xharn questions the reasoning of a mass mobilization. The royal government of Questers has every right to reject such a worthless proposal of peace.

The Totalitarian Military Union of Xharn suspects this claim of mobilization for national defense is really another imperialist ploy to begin preemptive invasions all across Asia to expand Hataria’s territorial claims to build buffer states against the United Kingdom of Questers.




Signed,

Grand Ambassador Gerald Nomato
Head of Foreign Relations, Grand Ambassador

Statement from: United States of The Federal Union state department
To: Hataria and involved party's

It is with the most pleasure that we announce our full support for Questers and its allies, and furthermore we under stand the reasons for them not accepting such a hideous pact from Hataria, we also warn that if Hataria attempts any aggressive maneuvers towards Questers, it shall be met with an undoubted iron fist of military might, before it comes to that how ever we implore Hataria to drop further efforts and threats to pass this treaty through. This treaty is obvious with malice, Ill will and bad intentions.

Thank you for your time, signed:
President Robert bastidas
Secretary of state bester kayborn

Official Message from the Imperial Bureau of Stating the Obvious
Aren't the Hatarians still limited by the Treaty of Singapore? Which, if they are, the treaty has been shredded to pieces by their rearmament by a nation that I'm not sure exists.

Official Message from the Imperial Bureau of Stating the Obvious
Aren't the Hatarians still limited by the Treaty of Singapore? Which, if they are, the treaty has been shredded to pieces by their rearmament by a nation that I'm not sure exists.

That Piece of Paper you call The 'Treaty' of Singapore has been already Voided long before this.

That Piece of Paper you call The 'Treaty' of Singapore has been already Voided long before this.

"The Blubs are outraged. Many times, Hataria has signed agreements to keep their nation from being destroyed. And yet, Hataria soon breaks their promises and violated said treaties.

Hataria CLAIMS to have honor and dignity, yet they willingly stoop to lying to save their own skins after they pick a fight. Hataria CLAIMS to be noble, yet they beg for mercy and then immedietly spit in the faces of those who gave them mercy.

Hataria has proven itself unworthy of any trust, any future treaties, any trade, any political acknowledgement, and any right to exist as a nation. The MIGHTY Blub Empire calls for the destruction of Hataria completely, with no opportunity to sign another deciteful 'treaty' which at the last minute spares Hataria of complete and utter annihiliation."

That Piece of Paper you call The 'Treaty' of Singapore has been already Voided long before this.
The Dominion Commonwealth feels that this very thing is proof of just how much worth any treaty with Hataria is..That is to say not even worth the paper it is written on.

While we will not go as far as to echo the suggestions made by our esteemed colleuagues in the Blub Empire, we strongly urge Questers to throw this so called treaty back where it came from, and tell the Hatarians to ram it up where the sun don't shine.
-Foreign minister Gennady Bondarenko

The Dominion Commonwealth feels that this very thing is proof of just how much worth any treaty with Hataria is..That is to say not even worth the paper it is written on.

While we will not go as far as to echo the suggestions made by our esteemed colleuagues in the Blub Empire, we strongly urge Questers to throw this so called treaty back where it came from, and tell the Hatarians to ram it up where the sun don't shine.
-Foreign minister Gennady Bondarenko


The Reason we Voided The treaty of Singapore was that it was unfair and nothing more then a ploy to make Hataria into a Colony of Questers.

The Non-Aggression Pact isn't like that, but it will put a end to forced Disarmament.

OOC: Can someone bring me up to speed on the various treaties and conditions that Hataria is supposed to have been obeying?

Bump

Republic of Groznyj
Department of State

We fully retract our previous state aimed at the Commonwealth of Questers. After hearing word of the ridiculous new mobilization of Hatarian military forces possible against Questers we want nothing to do with this idiotic charade of diplomacy by Hataria.

signed, Ibrahim Karachay,
Secretary of State

The Republic of Blackwood is not pleased that Hataria has mobilized its forces while at the same time proposing a treaty on non-aggression.
The Republic demands that Hataria ends this foolish display of their supposed military might, and resume negotiations.

signed
Minister of Foregin Affairs Jean Robertson

Also signed
President Thomas Stewern

Having slept on it...

THE MIGHTY BLUBS ARE STILL ANGRY! We demand a 90% dismantling of the Hatarian military down to self-defense levels only, with 0 force projection and 0 offensive strategic capability. The Blubs will accept nothing else.

Official Statement of the Rosian Republic
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Even the Rosian Republic is a bit shocked at Hataria's action. We suggest they stand down before things go boom. Also, in reference to the Blub Empire's recent statement.

Rar.

That is all.

Gary Lee Weinheb
Minister of Foreign Affairs
The Island of Rose

In China, The Hatarians were makeing a line of Defenses along the border with India and Burma to make sure Questers didn't try anything there.

Er, I don't even control India or Burma anymore. I gave up all RL claims a long time ago. Secondly, youre mobilising because I threw down your NAP? That's fucking hilarious.

The more that the all-mighty Blubs think about this, the stronger the urge to destroy Hataria becomes. The ricockulousness of this situation is astounding, and to go to war because someone else refused to sign a NAP boggles the minds of many sensible Blubs.

Inspired by the wisdom of the Blubs, we now decree that Hataria is an invalid regime, and thus open to dismantling. We recognize none of Hataria's claims, and fully support any moves made to remove the leadership of Hataria forcably. Let the people rise up and deliver the severed heads of the Hatarian government in bloody burlap sacks.

If we were not such a kind, peace-loving race, the Blubs would reach out and crush Hataria into a mushy pulp of bone and blood with our tentacles! We would sneak into their rooms late at night and smother them with a cat! We would rip apart their armies upon a field of battle! We would sink their ships! We would toilet paper their houses! We would let the air out of the tires on their jet fighters!

But.. we are peace-loving and gentle. TREMBLE PUNY NON-BLUBS!

Reply from the state department
We implore and insist that Hataria dose not attempt to attack countries that have no bearing on this situation, the united states has trade interests in the Indian ocean and around Asia and India, and it would not be wise for Hataria to endanger such interest, mean while we call for other countries to let cool heads prevail and not inflame the situation more than it already is doing such will cause more harm than good. Future more in response to Hataria mobilization, the federal union, shall mobilize several small task forces including a carrier group to secure trade lines in the Indian ocean, south china sea.

[Open Message]

From: The Avisronite Department of State

It is now the official position of the Libertarian Federation of Avisron that the nation of Hataria is, frankly, retarded.

This is all.

[END]

What is most amusing about impotent powers making threats, are when other impotent powers counterthreaten.

~Senator Erin Kaplan

What is most amusing about impotent powers making threats, are when other impotent powers counterthreaten.

~Senator Erin Kaplan

OOC: The Blubs are impotent? :(

OOC: The Blubs are impotent? :(

OOC: Compared to Hataria and Axis Nova, pretty much. Compared to a minor power like Avrison you still stand a chance, but technologically speaking he outclasses you easily. Unless you have a tremendous technological or manpower advantage, victory cannot be assured. But proper strategic moves can win a war or at least even the odds.

I know someone who has found probably the most creative way to deal with an unbreakable icepack. He has improved his chances by a lot.

OOC: Pfft. They've got that super dreadnought that YOU sold them. :p Saying your stuff is inferior? You're also forgetting one very important point. Hataria is dumb. Very. Very. Dumb. ^.^

OOC: The bottom of all Tribute Doujins read "REPLICA, NOT FOR USE IN COMBAT." Granted you need to dive to see it, but it is a replica.

OOC: The bottom of all Tribute Doujins read "REPLICA, NOT FOR USE IN COMBAT." Granted you need to dive to see it, but it is a replica.

OOC: Naw. I don't think so. I'mma use mine as fully operational combat ships. Since well.. it'd be mega-retarded for anything else. Using posted stats, etc. It's not my fault that you got caught plagerizing, and well... I won't suffer for it. :)

OOC: Compared to Hataria and Axis Nova, pretty much. Compared to a minor power like Avrison you still stand a chance, but technologically speaking he outclasses you easily. Unless you have a tremendous technological or manpower advantage, victory cannot be assured. But proper strategic moves can win a war or at least even the odds.

I know someone who has found probably the most creative way to deal with an unbreakable icepack. He has improved his chances by a lot.

[OOC: I'm considered a minor power by Leafanistan! Yay!]

At this time, Asgarnieu pledges its full support Questers in this foolish matter. WPS-1A Armed Satellites are on stand-by in case of any attempted attack on Questarian land(s).

Hataria, stand down. You are quite outnumbered and are acting like a pissed-off four year-old who didn't get his way. There is no reason to threaten a vastly superior nation like Questers; just because he denied your "Non-Agression Pact".