Dyelli Beybi
03-01-2007, 09:53
In the light of other industries cashing in on the otherwise unexplored market in melee weapons, Kobald Industries Ltd wishes to announce it's new range of state of the art melee weapons!
Chair
Looks just like a normal chair. And that's because it is a normal chair. Perfect for those occasions when you don't want your oponent to know you are carrying a weapon and are also looking for somewhere handy to sit
Price: US$20
Brick in a sock
Great weapon from the days of yore when men were men and sheep were frightened. Can be used to ineffectively bludgeon someone or alternatively may be thrown innacurately at ranges of up to 5 metres.
Price: US$1.95
Hammer
Perfect for intelligence workers disguised as a builder. May also be used in the construction of extensions on the President's House
Price: US$12
Shovel
The polished steel handle on this beauty makes it a perfect addition to any family home. Has a dual action as a club and an ineffective stabbing weapon. Has the added advantage of aiding in concealing the body afterwards as well as allowing you to scoop those annoying dog turds off the driveway
Price: US$15
Inflatable Hammer
The 'amphibious' version of the hammer. Is considerably lighter and may be used as a flotation device. No use as an actual hammer.
Price: US$2
Chair
Looks just like a normal chair. And that's because it is a normal chair. Perfect for those occasions when you don't want your oponent to know you are carrying a weapon and are also looking for somewhere handy to sit
Price: US$20
Brick in a sock
Great weapon from the days of yore when men were men and sheep were frightened. Can be used to ineffectively bludgeon someone or alternatively may be thrown innacurately at ranges of up to 5 metres.
Price: US$1.95
Hammer
Perfect for intelligence workers disguised as a builder. May also be used in the construction of extensions on the President's House
Price: US$12
Shovel
The polished steel handle on this beauty makes it a perfect addition to any family home. Has a dual action as a club and an ineffective stabbing weapon. Has the added advantage of aiding in concealing the body afterwards as well as allowing you to scoop those annoying dog turds off the driveway
Price: US$15
Inflatable Hammer
The 'amphibious' version of the hammer. Is considerably lighter and may be used as a flotation device. No use as an actual hammer.
Price: US$2