Dyelli Beybi
02-01-2007, 19:36
Kobald Enterprises, wishes to announce the latest in a long line of business ventures, and wishes to invite foreign Governments to open up markets with the guarantee of new jobs in this new and exciting fast food restaurant;
Fission Burgers Ltd
Fission burgers guarantee the cheapest burgers available on the market! To ensure this, we use child labourers working in the fallout zone from a nuclear plant meltdown. Difficult Dyellian labour laws? Never mind, we shipped offshore to a small island Nation with no labour laws or troublesome trade unions.
Being built on a fallout zone gives our burgers their trademark green glow at night time! No other Company can offer such a product.
Furthermore Fission Burgers Ltd guarantee that all our burgers contain meat! This includes the Vegetarian burger. Wow what a deal! Meat even when you aren't paying for it!
(Note: Fission Burgers makes no guarantees that products labelled as beef contain any more than 0.2% product of a cow or other mammal.)
Fission Burgers Ltd
Fission burgers guarantee the cheapest burgers available on the market! To ensure this, we use child labourers working in the fallout zone from a nuclear plant meltdown. Difficult Dyellian labour laws? Never mind, we shipped offshore to a small island Nation with no labour laws or troublesome trade unions.
Being built on a fallout zone gives our burgers their trademark green glow at night time! No other Company can offer such a product.
Furthermore Fission Burgers Ltd guarantee that all our burgers contain meat! This includes the Vegetarian burger. Wow what a deal! Meat even when you aren't paying for it!
(Note: Fission Burgers makes no guarantees that products labelled as beef contain any more than 0.2% product of a cow or other mammal.)