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Official Statement of the Rosian Republic

The Kroandonite response does not surprise me at all really. This just proves to support the fact the EVIL alliance are all wannabe imperialists who wish to pick on those larger then themselves. If they can't accept that their name is open to mockery, that's their own fault. If they wish to attack the Rosian Republic, let them.

But let it be said that the Republic is not a warmongering state and is a fully supporter of peace, albeit we just happen to do very offensive actions that would lead a country to war.

But on to the point.

We, the Republic, ask that you retract your statement threatening our nation with war. But we will not retract ours, we said our opinion and our opinion is, that not only are your armies weak in the eyes of the Republic, your alliance name is to be frank, stupid.

But if you wish to go to war over a stupid issue, so be it. We were merely expressing our opinion.

Sergei Ilyanov
President of the Republic
The Island of Rose

(Continuation of me and Kroandos little tit for tat. If you wish to continue it, post right here so we don't clog BL's thread :) )

Coalitionist Response

We shall not retract our threats until such a time that the treacherous insults to our most honorable organization are withdrawn. It is simply childish that the national government of a modern nation would stoop to drawing conclusions about an alliance simply because of the cooincidence that the acronym it has adopted happens to spell some word.

On a side note, we believe that roses are stupid flowers, and shall be cutting rose consumption by 14% over the next three years.

~Ministry of Foriegn Affairs

Official Statement of the Rosian Republic

What do you mean it's stupid? Whether you like it or not, your acronym is good stand up material. You, in the eyes of Rosians, do not deserved to be taken seriously. You're quite lucky I'm replying to your messages. Quite frankly, I'm not retracting it, we think it's a stupid acronym and not only that I've yet to see any majour EVIL military action worthy of respect. Meanwhile, I've seen military actions of members that are part of both the Sovereign League and Gholgoth that are worthy of respect.

In fact the Republic was involved in some of them.

For now, it is your move. Let it be known that if you and your alliance decided to move against the Republic, you will be facing the wrath of our particularly large military. As peace loving as we are we are not afraid of confrontation.

But again, we do not wish war but we will not retract our statement. Now you see, if I called your mother a lesbian (which she's not I assume) and then you threatened to glass my nation unless I retract it, I'd retract it.

But since I merely called your alliance weak and incompetant, there's really no reason to go to war. Again, it's your move, and I don't think you want to go out as the man who attacked the Island of Rose because let me tell you, the Island is a pleasent little place.

Sergei Ilyanov
President of the Republic
The Island of Rose

P.S. On the subject of your roses: I don't care, as long as they're not ours, then I'd have to kill you.

Given the lack of integrity that E.V.I.L. seems to hold, we find their organization much more of a parody than anything. If it were not for the fact that their populations of just a few million were suffering however, we would not care in the slightest-not to mention their collective ineptitude in all international dealings. We would like to applaud the Island of Rose for issuing such provocative remarks; we too would like to make it clear that we find E.V.I.L. to be a particularly laudable organization, and therefore invite them to our shores also.

In the meantime, we would like to suggest to our brethren in this quarter of the world - dealing with E.V.I.L. on a process for total elimination would be very good for the world to see, and send a very clear message that such irresponsibility on behalf of governments ought not be acceptable.

We learned this, especially whilst dealing with children.

~ The Department of Foriegn Affairs and Trade

Coalitionist Response

Unfortunatly, the Lord Protector does not currently believe that marginally justifiable insults towards our alliance warrants military action. However I have been told that Lord Fortinbraz believes that roses from the Island of Rose are particularly stupid... moreso than your standard rose.

~Ministry of Foriegn Affairs

[Dont have time to fight another war even if I wanted to. So eh.]

(Understandable, oh well, TG me when you wanna do something, or something...)

Then we should probably suggest that your alliance so-called E.V.I.L. change its preamble, for according to it you and your allies are more inclined to military action against both ourselves, and the Island of Rose than you suggest. For the fact that you have already rolled over, shows that E.V.I.L. should not be taken seriously, nor its mission statement, nor its messages concerning international incidences (or politics) of any sort.

~ The Department of Foriegn Affairs and Trade
Attached to the message is a copy of E.V.I.L.'s preamble, portions highlighted.

In order to maintain power, expand influence and dominate those foriegn entities that would oppose us, to solidify and expand national intrests, to present a common front to nations that would seek to change and exterminate our means of existence, to destroy and anihalate all powers that seek to force their so called 'moral agendas' upon us, we, the Powers of E.V.I.L hereby agree to the following document.

Official Statement of the Rosian Republic

I wish to personally thank the Austar Union for their support. I am glad that they realize and point out the hypocrisy of the whole thing. Let me say now that if you need help against any foreign aggressor that threatens your sovereignty, you have an ally in me and in the people of the Rosian Republic.

We also find Kroando's withdrawal smart. But let it be known that the Republic will be scruitinizing your every move. We'll be watching you.

Sergei Ilyanov
President of the Republic
The Island of Rose

(Small post, me sleepy...)