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Global
Organization
Of
Democracies

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G.O.O.D. Boards (Not Yet Up)

Preamble

In order to maintain power, expand influence and dominate those foriegn evils that would oppose us, to solidify and expand democracy, to present a common liberation front to nations that would seek to change and exterminate our organization, to destroy and anihalate and liberate all powers that seek to force their so called 'moral agendas' upon us, we, the Powers of G.O.O.D. hereby agree to the following document.

Defensive and Mutually Offensive Military Pact
DMOMP

Section 1. Foriegn Invasion and Defense Agreements
Clause A.
All member nations are required to aid all other member nations in the event of foriegn invasion. Should a member state be justly, or unjustly invaded by a foriegn power, or coalition of powers without cause, all member states are to send all availible military forces to that nation's aid, provided it will not put the latter nation in a position of national insecurity.

Clause B.
No two member nations are to engage in hostilities against one another. The aggressor nation shall immidiately be expelled and treated as an enemy of the Alliance, unless deemed otherwise by the Board of Councilmen.


Section 2. Foriegn Conquests and IEF Involcement.
Clause A.
The unjustified invasion of a foriegn power is completely and totally allowed unless deemed otherwise by the Board of Consuls. Such wars should not be conducted with nuclear weaponry due to the destruction of natural resources unless absolutely neccesary or if nuclear weapns are first used by the opposition.

Part 2. After victory is established, the Alliance Treasurey is to liberate, rebuild, and give back all conquered lands to the new government.


Administrative Authority of the Alliance
AAA

Section 1. Higher End Administration.
Clause A.
Every member is a councilmen. Every 2 weeks an election is held to pick a President. Majority dictates the President. Laws are passed to the president for his say witha majority. If they veto the law may be passed if a 2/3 majority is obtained. Laws can alter the constitution, make the alliance declare war on an opposition force, etc.

No fascist, national socialist, or non-democratic nations are allowed.
Clause B.
This clause permits the creation of governing bodies for conquered and donated territories. All will be implanted untill elections can be held.

Economic Pacts and Commerce
EPC

Section 1. Tariff Reduction
Clause A. No nation may hold more than a 5% tariff against any member nation.

Clause B. If the Board of Consuls sets a tariff or embargo on any foriegn power or Coalition of Powers, it is to be recognized by all member states.



Member Nations

Leocardia

Governance Positions
President: Currently Laquasa Isle


National Assets
N/A

Military Assets
Member nation's armed forces+donated alliance equipment.

OOC: So you copy-catted our alliance, didn't even bother to change the flag, and stole the bulk of our constitution? Nice...hack.
IC:

The Britannic Commonwealth would like to state it's opinion regarding this alliance by sending each current member, and any nation that joins it in the future, ten thousand chin dildos. Have fun.

OOC: wow. just wow. Looks like we found another hataria.

I must agree, using the same falg is kinda'... cheap, and pointless too.

Wow the "GOOD" Alliance uses the "EVIL" flag. Now that's an oxymoron if I've ever seen one.

Laquasa, I have a few suggestions for alternate flags:

http://files.lussumo.com/stupid.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6b/Dead_Opossum.jpg

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/d/df/200px-Nose_picking_in_progress.jpg

and...

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fb/Lightmatter_chimp.jpg

Kanami will not join the alliance due to the problematic Section I Clause A, unless it is so ammended

Kanami will not join the alliance due to the problematic Section I Clause A, unless it is so ammended

OOC: Lmfao?

Section 1. Higher End Administration.
Clause A.
Every member is a councilmen.

How can each member be multiple men? Do they get clones are something?

[You actually think I'm serious?]

[As a rapist in Kansas?]

LMFAO.. I like the idea of having a good and evil alliances but you gotta go about this with more originality..

Btw, I took a few minutes to make this for your alliance.

The good flag!: http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/8302/goodflagmi4.png

[If I didn't have respect(Actuall more of fear, but tell them that)for you old-timers i'd slap you.]

wow... that was fast..

All member nations are required to aid all other member nations in the event of foriegn invasion. Should a member state be justly, or unjustly invaded by a foriegn power, or coalition of powers without G.O.O.D. Approval, all member states are to send all availible military forces to that nation's aid, provided it will not put the latter nation in a position of national insecurity

OFFICIAL IMPERIAL TRANSMISSION
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TO: Leadership of Global Organization Of Democracies (G.O.O.D.)
FROM: Mr. Larry Williams, Minister of Foreign Affairs

We would like to point out that why would a foreign alliance of powers want approval of your alliance for invading a nation within your alliance? This doesn't make sense to us in the Dark Empire of Shazbotdom. We suggest a rewrite as soon as possible before more nations laugh at this as we have.

Communiqué to the GOOD Alliance, or Should We Say, Laquasa Isle

To further express our distaste for this pitiful sham of an alliance, we will be sending you an additional one hundred thousand chin dildos, as well as ten thousand bottles of No-Tears Shampoo and ten thousand boxes of tampons. Furthermore, we will be enclosing two hundred chimpanzees, specially trained to throw copious amounts of fecal matter at your members. Enjoy; we know you will.

Signed,
Julia Churchill
Minister for Foreign Diplomacy, EVIL Alliance Bloc

((OC- I can see the OOC godmod arguments already coming from all of this if there is ever a fight thread. =--= Thank the light this is all MT/PMT and not FT, or I'd roll my eyes even moreso. ))

OOC: Very origional, you remind me of Hataria so much.

I would like to join.

To: Laquasa Isle
From: Vrak Ministry of Rites
Subject: Alliance

We have noticed that your alliance is, at the moment, garnering unwanted attention from the international community. We suggest that you take the following steps:

1) Submit yourself and other members of the alliance, as well as potential future members, wholly to the supreme authority of the Federated Klatchian Coast.
2) All military assets, except for a nominal amount for defense, will be given to the FKC JDF. The JDF will have the final authority in all manners of military affairs.
3) In matters of economic and foreign policy, the FKC Parliament will have the final say in those matters. In short, you will become junior members of the great Federated Klatchian Coast and, in time, may even reach statehood and have representation in the FKC Parliament.
4) In return, you will enjoy the benefits associated in being a part of the FKC super state such as vast markets for your goods and services.

We offer this arrangement so as to provide an alternative to continue your existence by saving yourselves from, well, yourselves. It is entirely optional and you are under no obligation to follow through nor will there will be any consequences should you refuse.

[Great Seal of the Vrak Ministry of Rites]

Unofficial Flag of the Federated Klatchian Coast

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OOC: Very origional, you remind me of Hataria so much.

Who's this Hataria everyone talks about so much? Is he with the FT crowd, or what?

No Hataria was MT if I remember correctly. Sorry I'm tired as hell. If anyone doesn't explain this then I'll come back to tell you whenever the coffee kicks in.

OOC: Hataria was a guy who tried to join every alliance possible, invaded smaller nations wrecklessly and in the end people had enough with his childish tactics and decided to end his regime, he then cried 'GODMOD' and ignored the invasion of his country, he then accused several people such of hacking his computer and said he had called the police. He then came back again and is very quiet now, he is nothing more than a mockery now as was on his My Space profile that was posted in IRC which created hours of laughter for many a fellow.

Communiqué to the Members of GOOD, aka, Laquasa Isle

We are the Borg-like Commonwealth. Lower your defences and surrender your militaries. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

OOC: Hataria was a guy who tried to join every alliance possible, invaded smaller nations wrecklessly and in the end people had enough with his childish tactics and decided to end his regime, he then cried 'GODMOD' and ignored the invasion of his country, he then accused several people such of hacking his computer and said he had called the police. He then came back again and is very quiet now, he is nothing more than a mockery now as was on his My Space profile that was posted in IRC which created hours of laughter for many a fellow.

And I still don't remember any of that...
I'm getting more coffee.

OOC: Whoa, he sort of does...Mind you, I never knew Hataria, but Laquasa certainly acts like the description.

OOC: Hataria was a guy who tried to join every alliance possible, invaded smaller nations wrecklessly and in the end people had enough with his childish tactics and decided to end his regime, he then cried 'GODMOD' and ignored the invasion of his country, he then accused several people such of hacking his computer and said he had called the police. He then came back again and is very quiet now, he is nothing more than a mockery now as was on his My Space profile that was posted in IRC which created hours of laughter for many a fellow.

OOC-Rofl, yeah. He called the FBI on me and Jaredcohenia. XDDD

OOC: Whoa, he sort of does...Mind you, I never knew Hataria, but Laquasa certainly acts like the description.

OOC: My OOC bit is...

No one can compare to Hataria. End of discussion. Don't say he is "the new Hataria" because he isn't. Anyone who says that he is "the new Hataria" has no idea who Hataria is. Go read some old topics and find out why no one can be Hataria.

He accused ME of hacking his computer and called the Federal Bureau of Investigation on me. The silly thing is, it was because someone told me about his "LoLoL Soopar Soldrz!!1!" If you want the read, I'll supply it.

OOC: My OOC bit is...

No one can compare to Hataria. End of discussion. Don't say he is "the new Hataria" because he isn't. Anyone who says that he is "the new Hataria" has no idea who Hataria is. Go read some old topics and find out why no one can be Hataria.

He accused ME of hacking his computer and called the Federal Bureau of Investigation on me. The silly thing is, it was because someone told me about his "LoLoL Soopar Soldrz!!1!" If you want the read, I'll supply it.

HE actually called the FBI? Wow. What did they do?

HE actually called the FBI? Wow. What did they do?

OOC: Right now I'm in Guantanomo Bay...but it's all classified.

King Christian I, personally paid a homeless man 5 steinmarks to run over your border, set down your flag and crap on your flag, ideals represented by that flag, and your territory itself.

Look, when you beat Hataria in five wars, nuke his capital, kill his leader, impose versaille-style restrictions on him, get him booted from an alliance, beat him when he breaks those restrictions, and generally own him it actually ceases to be amusing and RPing with him becomes somewhat of a chore.

Anyway, this GOOD alliance is very lol. A parody, right?

Y'know... Laquasa.. you could at least say a little thank you or something along those lines for the flag...... >.>

OOC: And the massive shipments of chin dildos, monkeys, tampons, and no-tear shampoo. You wouldn't believe what shipping and handling cost me.

The Drow Imperium wonders how it will humiliate Laquasa Isle next.
[I swear, this is becoming like the Dukes of Hazard..."How will Laquasa Isle get himself out of this next one and outbitch the forces of E.V.I.L.?"]

Would you like the coordinates as to where the homeless man shat? He had dysentery you know....

Thank you.


And Questers, what on earth made you come to that conclusion?

Thank you.


And Questers, what on earth made you come to that conclusion?

Can I be the Defensive Minister, for now?

:D Your Welcome :D

oh and Brit, what the hell is a chindildo?

**coughripoffcoughcough**

OOC: Ehem, I feel like this might do some good to LS or someone else. Hopefully they'll have more originality.

OOC: this was before my time on NS...it apparently hasnt been active for almost a year. Also, it wasnt me who named the current GOOD. Rather amusing that one had already been created. At least the only unoriginal part of the new GOOD is the name.

Ah em, the GOOD acronym has already been taken. GOOD = Global Order of Defence.

Ah em, the GOOD acronym has already been taken. GOOD = Global Order of Defence.

OOC: There aren't rules on acronyms. Anybody's alliance name can abbreviate to GOOD.

Wait, LS, you're saying that this isn't the GOOD that we know and love?

OOC: nope, this was back in '06

Ah. Understood.

[OoC: Laquasa Isle...now there's a name i haven't heard in a while]

Official Diplomatic Communique

The United States of Cookeland applauds you good intentions, but would like to suggest you look for some maybe better established alliances first before founding one.

Steven Andolor
U.S Secretary of State

[OoC: Laquasa Isle...now there's a name i haven't heard in a while]

Official Diplomatic Communique

The United States of Cookeland applauds you good intentions, but would like to suggest you look for some maybe better established alliances first before founding one.

Steven Andolor
U.S Secretary of State

ooc: this topic was dead, Vontanas bumped it.