NationStates Jolt Archive

"It is with great regret that the Tocrowkian Reich announces it's wish to return to isolationism. Our people have voiced this wish over and over in the previous months, and after an emergency meeting, the Reich Interior Ministry has decided to grant this wish. Hundreds of laws have been passed within the last few hours, preventing any type of foreign involvement for the foreseeable future. This includes, but is not limited to, foreign trade, economic and military aid.

The reasons for this move are quite simple; in a world where are very way of life is loathed, and requires multiple alliances to attempt to destroy, in a world where our sovereignty is threatened every second of every day, and where billions of Tocrowkian lives are at risk, it is painfully evident that this world is not for us.

All our diplomats and embassy staff on foreign soil are being withdrawn, all military assets in foreign countries are packing up and coming home to protect only the Reich and it's colonies.

To our friends, we wish you peace and good luck in this ever changing world. May it treat you better than it did us.

And to our foes, well, we've made it clear how we feel about the lot of you."

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

The Confederacy of Khorvania bids the Tocrowkian soldiers leaving its land farewell and hopes this move does for the nation that supplied us with the military equipment that won the war with Kombra.

Official Message From the High Commander
TO: Tocrowkian d00dz
FROM: The High Commander Henry Corrol

We don't want you goddamn commies running around anyways. Get in your fucking hole and stay in it.
Signed, The High Commander
High Commander of the Zukariaan Empire

OOC-No offense. :p

Communiqué to Tocrowkia

His Majesty's Government would like to point out, with all due respect, the island full of people that actually care about your new isolationist policy:

http://www.eevacations.com/photos/royal_davui/Islan.jpg

That island is not British Londinium.

Signed,
James Swanner
President of the Britannic Commonwealth

Of course not. That island looks far too nice to be the slums of your nation.

-Reich Foreign Ministry, Division for one Last quip-

While we left the UCN 'cuz we're scared pussies, we would like to wish our former-Marxist comrades the best.

Workers of the World...Fiesta!

~Premier Mikhail Cohen

Of course not. That island looks far too nice to be the slums of your nation.

-Reich Foreign Ministry, Division for one Last quip-

That was a shitty come back. Go back to Russia.
~John Johnson, Minister of McCarthyism

That was a shitty come back. Go back to Russia.
~John Johnson, Minister of McCarthyism

Your name is John Johnson? That's original. Did your mother help you with that?

-Reich Foreign Ministry-

Imperial Proclamation
Good riddance to bad rubbish!

Tom Thompson,
Minister of Sending Ridiculously Short International Messages,
Imperial Democracy of Whyatica

Don't parents name their sons in Tocrowkia? I suppose, being Communists, you have inherited your insect genes, much like spiders, I imagine Tocrowkian mothers eat the fathers after conception. So I suppose yes, you could say my mother assisted with my name.
~John Johnson, Minister of McCarthyism

Don't parents name their sons in Tocrowkia? I suppose, being Communists, you have inherited your insect genes, much like spiders, I imagine Tocrowkian mothers eat the fathers after conception. So I suppose yes, you could say my mother assisted with my name.
~John Johnson, Minister of McCarthyism

Mr. Johnson, don't you have some third world countries to exploit, or some shoddy materials to go advertise?

Stunning Victory for Freedom

CSHR News: Triesa, Avisron -- The once mighty "Tocrowkian Reich" is running away from the forces of freedom.

Emerging from silence several months ago, the nation of Tocrowkia quickly stirred up long held differences between the capitalist world and the communist one by forming the "Union of Communist Nations." This "Union," gained a revolving membership of at least a dozen nations very quickly, and then stalled without the recruitment of any major powers.

Soon after the formation of the Union of Communist Nations, Questers formed the Anti Communist Treaty Organization. This organization, while using sometimes dictoral propaganda, held the thought that communism was generally, in the end, opressive of the individual.

The ensuing weeks after the formation of the ACTO were filled with petty bickering between elected [and non-elected] officials from both sides of the aisle, and sometimes those not even involved.

The Libertarian Federation of Avisron originally joined the Union of Communist Nations, believing a fairly capitalistic nation with some publically held industries to be welcomed. However, ranking officials within the Avisronite government soon revealed that the regulations were far too literal and limited the options for membership to only hardline communist dictatorships. The nations in the alliance which didn't appear as dictatorships were closely regulated friends of the "Tocrowkian Reich," a friend of the Avisronite Department of State told us.

Listening to Senator John Lincoln speak on the floor of the Senate this morning confirmed the preconcieved notion that the Avisronite government would be very happy with the outcome.

"Now hear this, the reason our corn isn't growing is surely Questers and their gang of thugs have formed an alliance against our corn. Why just look, there's alliances of all sorts out there against our corn growing right now! You can't see them, because they use their magical capitalist ways to blind you! Like, oh my god, duh!," the Senator said, mocking the percieved retardedness from the Tocrowkian government, earlier today.

Later that same Senator gave an interview to CSHR News, and had only this to say: "I read an exchange between a Questarian named... um... John Johnson, is that right? Anyway, earler, and I was going to write a response myself, but I didn't get a chance to."

He went on to explain that "It's obvious that in such a superior system such as that in Tocrowkia, children are taken away from their parents and assigned a number. It's much more efficient that uncivilised HUMAN things. Like, oh my god, duh."

CSHR News worries that many international readers will not understand the Senators sarcasm.

Even with that fear, there is light celebration in CSHR Headquarters at this hour, which will continue into the early morning hours.

((OOC: I thought you were "done" with me and UCN, Avisron? :rolleyes: ))

You're leaving NS, or what?


Don't leave Tock. We need some commies here. The ACTO scares me.

You're leaving NS, or what?


Don't leave Tock. We need some commies here. The ACTO scares me.

((OOC: Not so much leaving as moving onto greener pastures. I have much more fun with FT and character RPs than I do with MT anymore, so I just decided to drop the later completely. After all, having two or three huge alliances, with a bunch of 04' or 03' nations wanting to destroy you all the time does have a tendency to decrease the fun-factor of the game. For me, in any case.))

((OOC: I thought you were "done" with me and UCN, Avisron? :rolleyes: ))

[OOC: Bored.]

[OOC: Bored.]

((OOC: Oh, I see.))