Laquasa Isle
26-12-2006, 21:34
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For a safer world
Welcome, nations of the world, to the launch of our new international arms storefront! The store is constantly growing, and we wish to sell as many contracts as possible! We are primarily a biological weapons company.
Biological Weapons
Vaccinations available for 100 billion USD per customer. Laquasa has been vacinated against all Sega's biological weopons.
Doomsday
Summary: Deadly bacteria. Currently only sold to Laquasa and her allies. Destroys immune system. Comparable to HIV. Cure only sold to Laquasa, to be sold to victims for jakked up price.
Kill Time: 20-48 Hours
Kill Rate: Killed all lab rats tested on. Expected to kill roughly 90+ percent of human victims.
Ways of Spread: n/a until bought, when our certain creative tactics are revealed. Missile of course, but there are others.
Symptoms: Red Ulcers, Swelling, Bloody Vomiting, Sleepiness, Drowsiness, all around misserable-ness, runny nose, vomiting. Death.
Price: 1 billion per missile
Once you buy one missile, ask about our much cheaper way to transport diseases.
X
Summary: Virus. To be spread via water. Attacks nerves. More painfull death.
Kill Time: 3 Days
Kill Rate: <100% of victims
Ways of spread: Missile, water
Symptoms: Drowsiness, fainting, in some victims seizure.
Death
Price: 500 million/missile
Hun
Summary: Bacteria. Destroys lungs.
Kill Time: 2 Days
Kill Rate: Roughly 90% of victims
Ways of Spread: Missile, vile
Symptoms: Scraggly breath, vomiting, drowsiness
Price: 400 million/missile
Ships
Star-Class Escort (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511220&highlight=The+Star-Class+Escort)
Never have a sunken ship... ever
Missile Shields
20 billion for every 1,000,000 Square miles of land. Includes main computer, sattelites, missile launchpads, and optional missiles for an extra 10 billion. Will take roughly 10 years to complete. 95% accuracy. For every 1%+ more accuracy, add 2 billion dollars.
*Note: Sega will need access to your airspace, battleships, and land.
More Sections coming soon.
Discounts
20% First Time Buyers
5% off every Friday
30% Every January 30 (Laquasan Independence Day)
10% Frequent Buyers (3x +)
10% Small Nations (Under 150 Billion USD in defence Budget)
20% For Each Ally of Laquasa
*Prices subject to change. We reserve the right to refuse to sell arms to nations enemies of Laquasa, ruled by monkeys, aliens, communists, nazis, Incorporated states, other companies, and nations that don't have a cool name.
Number amounts represent USD.
For a safer world
Welcome, nations of the world, to the launch of our new international arms storefront! The store is constantly growing, and we wish to sell as many contracts as possible! We are primarily a biological weapons company.
Biological Weapons
Vaccinations available for 100 billion USD per customer. Laquasa has been vacinated against all Sega's biological weopons.
Doomsday
Summary: Deadly bacteria. Currently only sold to Laquasa and her allies. Destroys immune system. Comparable to HIV. Cure only sold to Laquasa, to be sold to victims for jakked up price.
Kill Time: 20-48 Hours
Kill Rate: Killed all lab rats tested on. Expected to kill roughly 90+ percent of human victims.
Ways of Spread: n/a until bought, when our certain creative tactics are revealed. Missile of course, but there are others.
Symptoms: Red Ulcers, Swelling, Bloody Vomiting, Sleepiness, Drowsiness, all around misserable-ness, runny nose, vomiting. Death.
Price: 1 billion per missile
Once you buy one missile, ask about our much cheaper way to transport diseases.
X
Summary: Virus. To be spread via water. Attacks nerves. More painfull death.
Kill Time: 3 Days
Kill Rate: <100% of victims
Ways of spread: Missile, water
Symptoms: Drowsiness, fainting, in some victims seizure.
Death
Price: 500 million/missile
Hun
Summary: Bacteria. Destroys lungs.
Kill Time: 2 Days
Kill Rate: Roughly 90% of victims
Ways of Spread: Missile, vile
Symptoms: Scraggly breath, vomiting, drowsiness
Price: 400 million/missile
Ships
Star-Class Escort (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511220&highlight=The+Star-Class+Escort)
Never have a sunken ship... ever
Missile Shields
20 billion for every 1,000,000 Square miles of land. Includes main computer, sattelites, missile launchpads, and optional missiles for an extra 10 billion. Will take roughly 10 years to complete. 95% accuracy. For every 1%+ more accuracy, add 2 billion dollars.
*Note: Sega will need access to your airspace, battleships, and land.
More Sections coming soon.
Discounts
20% First Time Buyers
5% off every Friday
30% Every January 30 (Laquasan Independence Day)
10% Frequent Buyers (3x +)
10% Small Nations (Under 150 Billion USD in defence Budget)
20% For Each Ally of Laquasa
*Prices subject to change. We reserve the right to refuse to sell arms to nations enemies of Laquasa, ruled by monkeys, aliens, communists, nazis, Incorporated states, other companies, and nations that don't have a cool name.
Number amounts represent USD.