NationStates Jolt Archive

Alborio is a conservative recently established nation and is in need of some good freind nations that share it's ideals.

Kensington Palace

"So, let me get this straight," the President said. "There's this Holy Republic wanting allies?"

"Yes, sir," replied the Minister for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.

"Why the fuck do I care?" the President shouted. "Does it look like I'm the type of man to care about small nations, especially ones that have religious basises?"

"No, sir," was the response from the Minister. She sighed.

You know, this is very hard. I'm twenty-two, straight out of college, and I have to work for the President. Even though he's a very sexy man for twenty-seven, she thought.

"Send them a letter telling them that I hate them. Then let's have sex," the President stated.

"Aye, aye," was the response.


Communiqué to Alborio

The President of the Britannic Commonwealth would like it to be known that he hates you [the leader] and your entire religious, nation. He hopes that you all suffer a painful fate, and that your lives become an unending cacophony of screams.

Signed,
Kelsey Birhanu
Minister for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs

Kensington Palace

"So, let me get this straight," the President said. "There's this Holy Republic wanting allies?"

"Yes, sir," replied the Minister for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs.

"Why the fuck do I care?" the President shouted. "Does it look like I'm the type of man to care about small nations, especially ones that have religious basises?"

"No, sir," was the response from the Minister. She sighed.

You know, this is very hard. I'm twenty-two, straight out of college, and I have to work for the President. Even though he's a very sexy man for twenty-seven, she thought.

"Send them a letter telling them that I hate them. Then let's have sex," the President stated.

"Aye, aye," was the response.


Communiqué to Alborio

The President of the Britannic Commonwealth would like it to be known that he hates you.

Signed,
Kelsey Birhanu
Minister for Foreign and Commonwealth Affairs


OOC: Haha! Not marked as SIC! Awesome, now I want my leader to have an affair.

IC:
Laquasa, also currently under a conservative Senate, would be happy to provide a friendship with you. Please, pay no atttiention to bigoted nations full of hot air and empty threats.

Would you be interested in becoming a protectorate?

Emperor Alejandro Vamirez

Message of the State Department

The Peoples Freedom will ruin your nation if you side with Laquasa Isle. If you do not, we offer arms sales, factory acess, mutual- defense pacts, and many many more.

Message of the State Department

The Peoples Freedom will ruin your nation if you side with Laquasa Isle. If you do not, we offer arms sales, factory acess, mutual- defense pacts, and many many more.

The Burnsian Desert State Administration
Office of ...something...

To: Alborian State Department, Foriegn Relations, Whatever
From: The Burnsian State Administration

We second the sentiments of The PeoplesFreedom. If you side with Laquasa Isle, we will liquify you. I like that word, liquify...

Taliman Craig
Taliman Craig
Director, Burnsian State Administration
"World's Largest Manufacturer of Radioactive Plate Glass"

Message of the State Department

The Peoples Freedom will ruin your nation if you side with Laquasa Isle. If you do not, we offer arms sales, factory acess, mutual- defense pacts, and many many more.

The Burnsian Desert State Administration
Office of ...something...

To: Alborian State Department, Foriegn Relations, Whatever
From: The Burnsian State Administration

We second the sentiments of The PeoplesFreedom. If you side with Laquasa Isle, we will liquify you. I like that word, liquify...

Taliman Craig
Taliman Craig
Director, Burnsian State Administration
"World's Largest Manufacturer of Radioactive Plate Glass"

Shame on you for frightning and intimidating a young nation



The Principality of Kurona-Ministry of Foreign Affairs


We welcome you to the world stage young nation. Kurona would be pleased to allign it's self with you. We too are a very conservative state

Sincerly,
Princess Tomoyo Mikanu