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THE SHIN RA CORPORATION
INTERNATIONAL ARMS TRADE UNLIMITED

Welcome to the brandnew Storefront of the Shin Ra Corporation, where your favourite weapon of mass destruction is just a mouse click away!

What you get:

1) We can get you anything, from combat knifes to Ortillery. If someone sells it, we'll get it for you. No need to search through forums, just tell us what you want, and you'll have the finger on it's trigger in no-time.
2) We don't care who you are - we won't check on your background, political system, ideology, wha'ever, as long as you pay what you buy.
3) We compare conditions for you, finding the best deal NS has to offer for whatever you desire. Just tell us your priority (pricey, fast, quality) and we'll get it.
4) We charge a basis of 500 $ plus 5% of your order's value. Orders above 1 million are 1000 $ basis and 3%.
5) If you find a better deal somewhere for what you bought, show it to us, and your next order will be 12% off.

Feel free to visit http://ns.goobergunch.net/wiki/index.php/The_Shin_Ra_Corp for further information on our company.

Although we normally supply weapons upon request, we have also some weapon systems in stock:

Mako-enhanced Artillery Shell
In Stock: 104
Reserved: 0
Give your enemies a beating worth that of a medium-sized nuke without having to fear the IAEO. These shells contain, in a way, crystallized magic that will cause a variety of elemental effects, natural disasters and reality thinning magic radiation.

Suitcase Proton Bomb:
In Stock: 0
Utilizes a super-small nuclear charge to eliminate single buildings, tanks, personell, or anything else you want to nuke. The relative blast area is very small, 3,000 feet to be exact, although radiation will spread over a much larger area. You also can Carpet-Bomb large areas with this weapon, as it is very small and light. It has been encased for you into a handheld unit. The suitcase will weigh around 45 pounds with the warhead in it. A Proton Bomb warhead does not emit as much radiation as a regular nuclear warhead would, so the threat posed to the operative delivering this bomb is limited.
We'll charge you $1,000,000.00 USD for the weapon + 31,000 USD for our service.

88mm FLaK
In Stock: 0
Reserved: 0
Cost (1,000): 85,750,000 $ + 2,573,500 $ for our service

PPSch-41
In Stock: 0
Reserved: 0
Cost (400,000): 80,000,000 $ + 2,401,000 $ for our service

Infantryman Kit
These come with everything needed to equip an infantryman of a specific type. Included in every kit is a uniform, weapon, radio, etc.
In Stock: 0
Reserved: 0
Cost (150): 28,125,000 USD + 844,750 USD for our service
Armament: M16 Mk. II Pulse Rifle

Cheap, weak, and effective in hordes. The pulse rifle works best against infantry, but with repeated hits on even the thickest metal armor it can overwhelm it with heat energy and cause it to explode.

AR-550s with their ammo
In Stock: 5
<<Reserved for evaluation by our company>>

Modified Paris Gun
In Stock: 1
<<In use by company's own military>>

AR-550
In Stock: 50
<<In use by company's own military>>

FIM-43 Redeye.
In Stock: 8
<<In use by company's own military>>



Tanks

M1A2 (United States, MT)
In Stock: 460

Neo-T T119 (Leninist Dynasty, MT)
In Stock: 1,040

Neo-T T884 (Leninist Dynasty, MT)
In Stock: 800

T-1 Scorpion (Phoenix Dynamix)[I]
In Stock: 5
<<In use by company's own military, 140 have been reserved for Tiberian Destiny>>


Aircraft

ORCA Fighter [I]Merkar Republic / GDI, pmt[I]

NAVORCA
Carrier-launched variant of ORCA. Production rights ready to be sold to Mer Des Ennius.
22 have been built until now, which will all be handed to Mer Des Ennuis.

Biomechanic Combat Systems (Cyborgs)

Devil-class Cyborg [I](Leninist Dynasty, FT)

Of course, we can't sell what we do not have. If you have military hardware left over from your last war, and are running short on cash, or if you are producing weaponry, The Shin Ra Corporation would love to hear your offers. We can make you a good deal on anything.

OOC: Are there any weapons, or is it a "I wish we had arms to trade" arms trade?

OOC: Are there any weapons, or is it a "I wish we had arms to trade" arms trade?
Naaaahh, you got me wrong!

We don't PRODUCE weapons. You tell us what you want and we'll find a storefront that has it, buy it, and resell it to you. But, we also have got some designs of our own. I was just about to add them...

i need some heavy otrirty platforms for an upcoming war i need heavy firepower plus we wish to by pulse rifles witha 120 megawat power discharge

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We need a suitcase nuclear device, capable of bypassing basic security.

The True AEsonic Church

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Sephrioth, The Aeson: Your orders are being worked on.

The Aeson: The device you are looking for has been found. We've ordered it and are waiting for confirmation.

The Aeson: Your weapon has arrived at our company headquarters. It is waiting for your payment, eager to blow up stuff.
Specifications:
Suitcase Proton Bomb
Utilizes a super-small nuclear charge to eliminate single buildings, tanks, personell, or anything else you want to nuke. The relative blast area is very small, 3,000 feet to be exact, although radiation will spread over a much larger area. You also can Carpet-Bomb large areas with this weapon, as it is very small and light. It has been encased for you into a handheld unit. The suitcase will weigh around 45 pounds with the warhead in it. A Proton Bomb warhead does not emit as much radiation as a regular nuclear warhead would, so the threat posed to the operative delivering this bomb is limited.
We'll charge you $1,000,000.00 USD for the weapon + 31,000 USD for our service.

Sephrioth: Your weaponry has been ordered. We're awaiting confirmation and shipment.

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A courrier has been dispatched with the appropriate amount of money.

The True Aesonic Church

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The Dominion of Nechronia is searching for Soviet PPSH41 sub-machineguns approximately 400,000 units, as well as approximately 1000 Flak 88's and 1000 ZPU-4 anti aircraft guns or at the very least a suitable equivalent. Used or new is not an issue but we would appreciate the most cost effective acquisitions.
We thank you for your time.

Commissar Yuri Krasnov – National Defense Department

Nechronia: We have found what you have ordered. We are currently awaiting our supplier to confirm the order.

This is most excellent as soon as you have a price we shale wire said funds to you.

Commissar Yuri Krasnov – National Defense Department

OOC: I would like to point out that there is no such thing as Ortillery. Its Artillery. I would also like to point out there is no point to this unless you have discounts with storefronts and considering you are a new member I doubt it.

Nechronia :
The following has arrived for you:

1,000x 88mm FLaK
Cost: 85,750,000 $ + 2,573,500 $ for our service

400,000x PPSch-41
Cost: 80,000,000 $ + 2,401,000 $ for our service

We are very sorry that we could not yet organise a shipment of 1,000 ZPU-4 anti aircraft guns. We would also like to apologize for the prices, which seem quite high in our eyes, but apparently, no storefront sells these weapons for less.

Sephrioth:
This is an infantry equipment kit, including a M16 Mk.II Pulse Rifle and everything else you might want to equip a the soldier carrying it with. We have ordered 150 on these. Is this ok?

Infantryman Kit
These come with everything needed to equip an infantryman of a specific type. Included in every kit is a uniform, weapon, radio, etc.
In Stock: 150
Reserved: 150
Cost (150): 28,125,000 USD + 844,750 USD for our service
Armament: M16 Mk. II Pulse Rifle

We have not yet got any word from the storefront we ordered your ortillery from. Very sorry 'bout that.

OOC:

OOC: I would like to point out that there is no such thing as Ortillery. Its Artillery. I would also like to point out there is no point to this unless you have discounts with storefronts and considering you are a new member I doubt it.

My man, there is no point to any storefront. NS is just a game. And if I love to trade, not produce, let me trade. And I do save my clients time - stuff might not be cheaper here, but it's definitely not as time-consuming than going through the storefronts yourself.
Btw, there is Ortillery. Look it up in wikipedia (or NSwiki, if you like). It is a term used to describe weaponry based on an orbital platform to attack targets on the planet surface...

money wired from govment waste

The Dominion of Nechronia- We feel the price of $170,724,500 is adiqate and funds are being trasferd. We are also sending one case of Kharkiv Premium Vodka as compliment from our country.

Commissar Yuri Krasnov – National Defense Department

hic.. the vodka was delicious.

The Shin Ra Corporation is looking for a fighter craft to replace the F-89 Scorpion. Please enter your offers.

I am Lord Euler.
I want to buy:
1.1 Sistemray
2. 50 FIM Redeye
3. 120 Infantry Kit

Honourable Lord Euler,

your requested shipment of 150 Infantry Kits and 50 Redeye anti-aircraft missiles is on it's way. However, there is no weapon known to us as "System Ray". Please specify the details of the weapon you request, and we will be looking for a good deal for you.

With all due respects,
The Shin Ra Corporation

OOC: You're a member of The Revolutionary Alliance, right? AND you've gone rogue and, defying direct orders, have continued to harass Xanadou. Roleplay-ICly, I sell you weapons, but in Gameplay, I'll kick ur b*tt for that. No one inside the Alliance disobeys our great Chairman!