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SPECTRE, Unltd.

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Formed by registration with the World Trade Organization
Company number 00095216

Store Policies
If you have a design that you would like to submit, please do so. If you have your design approved, you will get a 25% share in the profits made by that product, as well as a 75% discount on your next purchase.

All purchases made here are to remain confidential. All customers are to do their own math. Nations can be prohibited from purchasing from this storefront at the whim of the owners.

Discount Policies

15% off for the Corporate Alliance
5% discount for individuals who purchase from this storefront more than seven times
Bronze Discount Card - 5% off for £10,000 yearly
Silver Discount Card - 7% off for £15,000 yearly
Gold Discount Card - 12% off for £20,000 yearly


Table of Contents
Section I - Thermonuclear Weapons (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12126065&postcount=2)
Section II - Biological Agents (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12126090&postcount=3)
Section III - Chemical Agents (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12126112&postcount=4)
Section IV - Fighter Aircraft (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12126245&postcount=7)
Section V - Bomber Aircraft (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12132208&postcount=43)
Section VI - Defence Structures (http://forums2.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12126562&postcount=15)
Section VII - Explosives/Bombs (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12127630&postcount=23)
Section VIII - Construction (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12134097&postcount=60)
Section IX - Animals and Food (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12156969&postcount=72)

More to come later...

Our cache of thermonuclear bombs are the finest in the world, unmatched by any dealer. Our nukes are 100% guaranteed to wipe your enemy off the face of the planet. They come in Uranium and Plutonium varieties.

Trident III SLBM
Our scientists were hard at work developing a new SLBM, and the Trident III resulted. With a max speed of 31,000 km, max yield of five megatons, and a range of 30,000 km, this is the perfect sea-based missile.
Price - £14,900,000

Highlander ICBM
Need to vapourise an irritating nation? Don’t want to send in troops? Then use the Highlander ICBM, a fully MIRVed land-based ICBM, capable of carrying a 3000 KT load for your destructive needs. The Highlander can strike anywhere on Earth.
Price - £13,000,000

Kenyan Portable Missile Launcher
The Kenyan portable missile launcher is one of the fastest portable missile launchers around, and hard to detect, with a range of two thousand kilometres. Comes with eight 300KT warheads plus missiles.
Price - £4,000,000

Botulism
Botulism is one of the most potent nerve toxins available, capable of causing server respiratory and musculoskeletal paralysis.
Price - £150 per kilogram

Anthrax
Want to scare innocent civilians? Then anthrax is for you. With a 100% mortality rate and the ability to bring about an acute death, you can’t afford to not buy some!
Price - £250 per kilogram

Ebolavirus Zaire
The deadliest disease known to man can now be yours! Ebolavirus Zaire will cause death in fourteen days as the internal organs are liquidated. Easily transmissible too!
Price - £300 per kilogram

Smallpox
Long the bane of human existence, smallpox was supposedly eradicated in the 20th century. Let’s change that.
Price - £75 per kilogram

Dengue Virus
The Dengue Virus, oft found in the tropics, is a new addition to our stock. Due to its horrific effect, Dengue can incapacitate an entire population in days.
Price - £275 per kilogram

Cholera
Want to completely take down a city in a rather gruesome way? Then buy some cholera, and give them all horrific bouts of diarrhea.
Price - £30 per kilogram

Cyanide Gas
Perfect for governments on a budget. Cyanide instantly starves the body of energy by blocking enzymes in mitochondria that process ATP.
Price - £60 per kilogram

Formaldehyde
Cheap and efficient. If you place this in the enemy water supply, you can say game over quickly.
Price - £7 per kilogram

The holy empire of Itoruntian Squirrels would like to buy 5 highlander ICBM at
650,000,000 but becuase of the 50% dicount that'll be 325,000,000

Time to give the boys in avamar something to look at,

Ricin
Ridiculously fatal, ricin can kill an individual with only .02 milligrams, and even those that survive suffer from major organ failure.
Price - £73.2 per kilogram

O-Isopropyl methylphosphonofluoridate
Otherwise known as sarin, this is a highly lethal chemical which breaks down the nerves. Those that survive will have a life of pain and misery.
Price - £73.2 per kilogram

Cyanogen Chloride
Cyanogen chloride is efficient and dirty, causing instant injury upon contact with the lungs or eyes. Analysts show that it can penetrate even the most intricate of gas mask filters.
Price - £82 per kilogram

3-Quinuclidinyl benzilate
Otherwise known as BZ, this chemical is perfect for disabling enemy troops. Side effects include stupor, poor judgement, impaired memory, distractibility, ataxia, delirium, paranoia, and more.
Price - £100 per kilogram

Chloropicin
It causes lachrymation, vomiting, bronchitis, and pulmonary edema; the lung injury can be fatal. Perfect for subway attacks.
Price - £19.72 per kilogram

Mustard Gas
Need to torture enemy soldiers on the battlefield? Then turn to mustard gas, which creates deep, burning blisters, blindness, and possible death.
Price - £42 per kilogram

Diphosgene
This particular chemical is for the general on a budget. Quick and efficient, diphosgene causes rapid pulmonary failure. It is particularly suited to usage in artillery shells.
Price - £22 per kilogram

VX Nerve Agent
Remember that subway attack in Japan? Here’s the culprit: VX. VX causes convulsions, paralysis, respiratory failure, and more. The beauty of VX is that it can linger in the environment for days.
Price - £60 per kilogram

CS Gas
Riots...the bane of all leaders. Get rid of them with CS Riot Control Gas, which causes irritation of the eyes, dizziness and restricted breathing,
Price - £5 per kilogram

The holy empire of Itoruntian Squirrels would like to buy 5 highlander ICBM at a price of 650,000,000 but due to discount it will cost us only 325,000,000. The money has already been wired in the form of the currency you use.

time to give the boys in avamar something to look at

We would like to order:

360 x Trident III SLBM

Plutonium flavor please.

$2,682,000,000 wired on confirm.

- FM Seville II, TPMCIC

The Phoenix Militia: Your order has been confirmed; expect delivery within the next nine NS months. Thank you for your business.

Note: All aircraft can be modified to accomodate STOVL, if requested.

RAC Curatii - *Original*
Statistics (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=12135101&postcount=1)
Price - £30,000,000

F/A-18E Super Hornet
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F/A-18E/F_Super_Hornet#Specifications_.28F.2FA-18E_Super_Hornet.29)
Price - £33,919,000

Eurofighter Typhoon
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eurofighter_Typhoon#Specifications_.28Typhoon.29)
Price - £31,000,000

F-35 Lightning II
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-35_Lightning_II#Specifications_.28F-35_Lightning_II.29)
Price - £42,000,000

OSF-20 Ticat II
Statistics - Read the top (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511512)
Price - £25,696,000

OSF-26 Hydra
Statistics - Second one (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511512)
Price - £46,000,000

S-3 Viking Submarine Hunter
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S-3_Viking#Specifications_.28S-3A.29)
Price - £32,000,000

F-22 Raptor
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/F-22#Specifications_.28F-22_Raptor.29)
Price - £30,000,000

BAE Harrier II
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BAE_Harrier_II#Specifications_.28Harrier_GR.7.29)
Price - £29,500,000

The holy empire of Itoruntian Squirrels would like to purchase 10 highlander ICBM at 130,000,000 but due to the first time buy discount that will cost us only 75,000,000 we have already wired the neccesary money in the form of your currency.

Itoruntian squirrels: Please expect delivery within nine NS months. Thank you for your business.

OOC: BL, great job. Don't feel like you have to rush to get all the other sections cranked out, but when you do get a new section add it to the Table of Contents. I'm glad I had the idea!

IC:

The Imperial President congratulates President Batra on the opening of the joint storefront, and we would like to suggest some sort of payment for Package ideas. First however, the storefront most be fully completed.

OOC: Thank you, Nova Brittanica. Send me any ideas you have.

OOC: Thank you, Nova Brittanica. Send me any ideas you have.

OOC: You asked for it... Also, have a few factory locations in you and me.

IC:

The Imperial Democratic Republic of Nova Brittanica suggests a section on Homeland Defences, Computer Technology (Codebreakers, Codemakers, AIs, Military, Etc.) , and Learning Kits (Build a: Bomb, Air Base, Naval Base, Nuke, Etc. Become a: Terrorist, Assassin, General, Rebel, Politician, Emperor, Etc.).

Machine Gun Nests
Urban warfare...'tis a pity. Unless you have scores of machine gun nests to mow down the enemy with. Then it's a breeze! Comes with sandbags, machine gun, and ammunition.
Price - £230

Czech Hedgehogs
This simplistic iron angle structure has been used dozens of times to serve as a hindrance to enemy troops. Place in cities or beaches to hinder invasions and/or tanks.
Price - £30

Sandbags
Need to block up a river? Provide defensive cover? Like sand in burlap bags? Then sandbags are for you. Cheap, durable, protective, these are necessary additions to any military force.
Price - £1.20 per bag

Barbed Wire Fences
Used in evil compounds, prisons, and military bases for ages, barbed wire serves as a perfect structure for your outer perimetre.
Price - £50 for one kilometre of fencing

Caltropes
These devices are precisely what any army needs to slow down the advance of opposing armies; caltropes are proven to make both troops and wheeled vehicles slow to a crawl.
Price - £.35 per caltrope

Machine Gun Nests
Urban warfare...'tis a pity. Unless you have scores of machine gun nests to mow down the enemy with. Then it's a breeze! Comes with sandbags, machine gun, and ammunition.
Price - £230

Czech Hedgehogs
This simplistic iron angle structure has been used dozens of times to serve as a hindrance to enemy troops. Place in cities or beaches to hinder invasions and/or tanks.
Price - £30

Sandbags
Need to block up a river? Provide defensive cover? Like sand in burlap bags? Then sandbags are for you. Cheap, durable, protective, these are necessary additions to any military force.
Price - £1.20 per bag

Barbed Wire Fences
Used in evil compounds, prisons, and military bases for ages, barbed wire serves as a perfect structure for your outer perimetre.
Price - £50 for one kilometre of fencing

Caltropes
These devices are precisely what any army needs to slow down the advance of opposing armies; caltropes are proven to make both troops and wheeled vehicles slow to a crawl.
Price - £.35 per caltrope


The Imperial Democratic Republic of Nova Brittanica suggests that the standard be switched from Pounds to Universal Standard Dollars. Whatsmore, we suggest adding a Bronze Discount Card, a Silver Discount Card, and a Gold Discount Card. Also, we suggest the location of factories for the storefront be divulged. There are three factories near New Lancaster, and two near Drakeston, in Nova Brittanica. We also suggest more items be added, such as:

Missle Defence Systems
Explosives (Mines, Bridge Breakers, Etc)
Mercenaries

Now, the Nova Brittanican military wishes to purchase the following:

Anthrax-30kg=7,500$
Ebolvirus Zaire-30kg=9,000$
Smallpox-15kg=1,125$
Cholera-15kg=450$
Formaldehyde-15kg=115$
Total: 19,190

We'd like to buy:

2 Highlander ICBMs
30 F/A-18 Super Hornets (STVOL equipped)
50 Kilometres of Barbed Wire Fencing
100 Machine Gun Nests
100,000 Sand Bags

Mirage Heavy Industries Corporation

We'd like to submit two designs, the OSF-20 Ticat II and the OSF-26 Hydra.

The OSF-20 is a high-speed air superiority craft, while the OSF-26 is a stealthy, sleek, and relatively fast aircraft. The stats and descriptions for both planes can be found here. (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511512)

We await your reply.

Leon Klein
CEO of Mirage Heavy Industries of Oslea

We'd like to buy:

2 Highlander ICBMs
30 F/A-18 Super Hornets (STVOL equipped)
50 Kilometres of Barbed Wire Fencing
100 Machine Gun Nests
100,000 Sand Bags

The storefront requires that customers do their own math, or have a fifty percent increase in price.

Fine, but wouldn't that mean I get normal price because of %50 discount?

Fine, but wouldn't that mean I get normal price because of %50 discount?

What? You don't get a fifty percent discount, unless your the first purchase, which you aren't. If you don't do the math you have to pay fifty percent more, so just do the math.

Nova Brittanica: Order approved, expect delivery in the next three NS months.

Oslea: Thank you very much for your designs; they will be put to good use.

Composition C-4
C4, first developed by the British, is a staple explosive for special ops forces and terrorists around the world.
Price - £50 per kilogram

Car Bombs
The perfectly sneaky way to kill troops and innocent civilians! Comes in a variety of options, from pickup trucks to sedans to limos.
Price - £20,000 per vehicle

Joint Direct Attack Munitions
The problem with dumb bombs is that they lack finesse. Want to bomb in style? Then use the JDAM smart bomb, which can be guided by radio, laser, or satellite.
Price - £1000 per bomb

Composition C-4
C4, first developed by the British, is a staple explosive for special ops forces and terrorists around the world.
Price - £50 per kilogram



OOC: Those things I listed on the second list were things that I thought should be added to the Homeland Defences section...

OOC: Those things I listed on the second list were things that I thought should be added to the Homeland Defences section...

OOC: It's going to expand into bombs and such, so i think it warrants another category.

OOC: It's going to expand into bombs and such, so i think it warrants another category.

OOC: Okay.

Hmm so much too choose from. What would you recommend to wipe out the population in the area the size of California, Oregon & Washington? I would like to have 60% or more causualties(Death).


BTW I thought S.P.E.C.T.R.E had been eliminated?

For 100% mortality rates, I recommend a cocktail of cyanide gas, ebolavirus zaire, and ricin for your killing needs.

The Kingdom of Bartonstein would like to purchase 10,000 kg of the Dengue Virus for the price of 2,337,500 as well as 100
Highlander ICBMs for the price of 1,105,000,000. The total is 1,128,375,000.

Thank you.

For 100% mortality rates, I recommend a cocktail of cyanide gas, ebolavirus zaire, and ricin for your killing needs.

About how much would I need to kill 44 million people? I would also like some nuclear weapons to destroy cities. 50 would do.

Sends: $1,458,410,821.5 (Used todays currency rate) for 50 Trident III SLMB's

The emerging though prosperous Federation of New Albor would like to place an extensive order to bolster our defenses against other like minded individuals and in case of an emergency... one never knows. Still, it is better to be prepared.

Of course we can wire the entire amount of the order immediately, but would like to ask if you would be willing to accept a concession of uranium in trade, say on the order of several metric tonnes... I will go ahead and wire the full amount, naturally, though we hope we can work something out.

Ok, on with the order:
First off, Biological Agents:
10 kg of Botulism at 1500 Pounds/Royals (thankfully our currency is based on Pounds sterling and not the weak dollars, though we will have to convert some weights since we still embrace the Imperial system)
20 kg of Anthrax at 5000 Pounds
10 kg of Ebola at 3000 Pounds
30kg of Dengue at 7250 Pounds
100kg of Cyanide at 6000 Pounds

Nuclear Delivery Systems:
4 Highlander ICBMs at 52 million pounds
12 Kenya missile systems at 48 million pounds

Chemical agents (our personal favorites):
100 Kg of Ricin at 7320 pounds
100 kg of Cyanogen Chloride at 8200 pounds
1000 kg of VX (big fans of the stuff) at 60,000 pounds

Aircraft:
4 RAC Curaiite at 120 million pounds
4 F-35 Lightning II's (nice job stealing them from Lockheed) at 168 million pounds
(incidentally, do you have any F-22's?)

That should do it... I might have to raise taxes, but this will certainly help in putting down that nasty rebellion and securing our borders.

Total damage: 388,096,770 pounds though I see you have a first time buyer discount of 50%? If so then the total would be:194,048,385... a bank authorization from Helveltia Savings and Loan awaits in either amount.

Thank you for providing such a service for the prosperous nation yearning for a little security and stability.

Kind Regards

New Albor: You are not the first customer, so the price still stands at 388,096,770 pounds sterling. Your order has been approved, thank you for your business.

New Albor: You are not the first customer, so the price still stands at 388,096,770 pounds sterling. Your order has been approved, thank you for your business.

OOC: Just take the 50% discount off so people stop getting confused.

No Taxes Defense Inc. wishes to buy domestic production rights to both the OSF-20 Ticat II and the OSF-26 Hydra.

Composition C-4
C4, first developed by the British, is a staple explosive for special ops forces and terrorists around the world.
Price - £50 per kilogram



The Imperial Democratic Republic of Nova Brittanica suggests adding the following explosives to the list:

Dynamite
TNT
RDX
PETN
HMX
ANFO
(You can wiki all of these)

We would also like to buy a Gold Discount Card.

OOC: Nova Brittanica, those are going to be added shortly. Since you own a twenty-five percent stake in SPECTRE, you already have a Gold Discount Card.

OOC: Nova Brittanica, those are going to be added shortly. Since you own a twenty-five percent stake in SPECTRE, you already have a Gold Discount Card.

OOC: Alright, just wanted to throw a little more money at the storefront. It's nice having a new source to get money from.

Thanks for clarifying and we appreciate the fine quality of your stock. Do you have an idea when we might expect our shipment in case we might have to suppress a revolt or two...

Also, do let us know if you can aquire any F-22 Raptors. The Defense Ministry salivates at the prospect of such machines. We are in the middle of an R and D phase with out ground forces, and we might have some infantry weapons and armor designs that might benefit you in the near future.

Again, thank you.

OOC: F22 Raptors will be entering SPECTRE shortly. However, I believe you'll find the RAC Curiatii to be on par with the F22.

Is our order approved?

Bartonstein: Your order has been approved. I apologise for the delay, and to compensate, Spectre, Unltd. offers you a Bronze Discount Card, free of charge.

Indeed, many thanks.

B2 Stealth Bomber
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-2_Spirit#Specifications_.28B-2A_Block_30.29)
Price - £50,000,000

B1 Strategic Bomber
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-1_Lancer#Specifications_.28B-1B_Lancer.29)

B-52 Stratofortress
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-52_Stratofortress#General_characteristics)
Price - £35,000,000

Tupolev Tu-60
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tupolev_Tu-160#Specifications_.28Tu-160.29)
Price - £36,000,000

A-10 Thunderbolt II
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A-10_Warthog#Specifications_.28A-10_Thunderbolt_II.29)
Price - £37,000,000

B-17 Flying Fortress
Statistics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/B-17_Flying_Fortress#Specifications_.28B-17G.29)
Price - £3,500,000

A B-17? Seriously?

Even though, I think its rather... expensive for today standards.

OOC: For armies on a budget...I'll re-evaluate the price.

A B-17 is a really a bad choice. First of all it's propellor driven, making it slower then Jet Air-Craft. 2nd by the end of WW2 it was already on the way out for the B-29 which was on the way out by 1960. It's almost too easy for an enemy Air-Force to tear these apart.

whine whine moan whine whine moan

Fixxed

What's wrong with a B-17? Those things rock.

Skgorria will purchase a trillion dollars worth of B-17s, which is 285,714. Currency has been wired.

Atopiana will buy two trillion dollars' worth of B-17s! That's 571,428 of them. Can we have 20mm cannon in them instead of .50s?

We'd like to change our order to 8 trillion dollars, as the idea of a police force with B-17s is just too cool to resist. This is a total of 2 285 714 B-17s due for delivery.

We'd like to change our order to 8 trillion dollars.

The Atopian Treasury staff commit mass ritual suicide on hearing this.

Skgorria: Your order has been confirmed; expect delivery over the course of the next three NS months. Thank you for your business.

Atopiana: Your order has been confirmed; expect delivery over the course of the next three NS months. Thank you for your business. We laugh at the mass suicide of the Atopian Treasury staff.

Noting that you have added strategic bombers, the Federation of New Albor would like to purchase a couple of bombers and not committ economic suicide by purchasing hundreds of thousands of B-17's.

Order:
2 B-2s at 100 million pounds.
6 A-10 Thunderbolt II's at 222 million pounds.
2 B-52's at 70 million pounds

Additional Items:
5 RAC Curatii at 150 million pounds (based on your sterling recommendations)

That should cover it for now. A bank authorization awaits at Helvetia Savings and Loan for 542 million pounds sterling.

Warm Regards,
General Hamilton Cherbourg
Defense Minister, Federation of New Albor

New Albor: Thank you for your continued business. However, you have exceeded your nation's defence budget for this fiscal year, which is 15.2 million USD, or 7.8 million pounds sterling. However, if you are willing to establish a yearly payment plan, delivery can begin.

OOC: How does one calculate the defense budget? (and how do some nations get 8 trillion dollar defense budgets?)

Being fiscally responsible in this regard, the Federation of New Albor would gladly establish a yearly payment plan for this merchandise (and I would assume the other merchandise we purchased as well). Whatever terms you see fit, the Federation will pay, as one cannot ignore the quality of your merchandise.

Regards,
General Hamilton Cherbourg
Defense Minister, Federation of New Albor

OOC: Statistics are drawn up by budget calculators, such as this one (conomy.thirdgeek.com/nseconomy.php).
IC:

New Albor: Noting the high price of your order compared to your defence budget, we can start shipping parts of your order to you over the course of the next couple years, in return for how ever much you see fit to pay yearly. However, this amount will determine how long it will take to ship your order.

OOC: I checked the calculator... according to them, I think you might have missed some zeros... my defense budget is 15,208,704,000.00,(dollars) or 11 billion (Albor Royal) (stats from NSeconomy 0.7)so I might be able to pay for those orders after all.


IC:
Our accountants seem to have realised an error and find that the bank authorizations in their present form should suffice. (since the total of both has not even exceeded 1 billion pounds).

Kind Regards,
General Hamilton Cherbourg
Defense Minister, Federation of New Albor

New Albor: We apologise for the error. Your order has been confirmed and will be shipped in the next eight NS months. To make up for our miscalculation, we are extending you a Bronze Discount Card.

Noting that you have added strategic bombers, the Federation of New Albor would like to purchase a couple of bombers and not committ economic suicide by purchasing hundreds of thousands of B-17's.


You're rather boring *sticks tongue out* It was only just over 2 million, and besides I can afford it. W00t for spending over 70% of my GDP on Law and Order and Defence :D

As for how Skgorria got such a large budget, we're a rather big nation. (I also gave the military and police more funds and power in every Issue that I could)

No problem at all and the Federation of New Albor is pleased to accept a Bronze Discount Card and we of course, gleefully await our order.


Skgoria: I compared my budget to other nations in the region as any smart defense minister should and found, for a small nation, that our GDP is quite stout. It makes us thankful for the blessings of capitalism.

Regards,
General Hamilton Cherbourg
Defense Minister, Federation of New Albor

SPECTRE, Unltd. is willing to build a variety of structures to your specifications.

Army Base
Price - Negotiable based on specifications

Naval Base
Price - Negotiable based on specifications

Airbase
Price - Negotiable based on specifications

POW Camp
Price - Negotiable based on specifications

Small City
3000 prefabricated townhouses (3 families each)
500 11-story apartment buildings (50 families)
20 multi-use Government buildings
100 multipurpose business edifices
10 multipurpose factories
1 Hydro Facility (Water and Waste purification, storage, and treatment)
1 Power plant (solar, hydro, coal, oil, or natural gas)
All necessary infrastructure
Price - £7,700,000

Due to a 3 billion dollar shortfall in our new defense budget thanks to the Brittanic Commonwealth Tarriff Elimination Act of 2006, the Federation of New Albor has decided to spend that shortfall with the nation responsible by bolstering its growing military forces:

Our Order:

Nuclear Weaponry:
10 Trident III SLBM's at 149 Million pounds
(can these fit the Swannerclass or do I need to get a sub?)
20 Highlander ICBMs at 260 million pounds
10 Kenya launcher systems at 40 million pounds
All need to be of the Plutonium variety

Naval Craft:
1 Swanner-Class Destroyer at 925 million pounds (why have one when two would look better?)

Other facilities/construction:
We are looking at building a medium-sized naval facility between Albor City and Bahia that can service a reasonable sized fleet and has facilities for submarines as well.

SIC:
Also, we are looking at building some secure nuclear facilities (silos), and would like an estimate on say, 15, ICBM facilities.

Total costs less 5% discount: 1.277 billion pounds + a 1 billion pound retainer for site assessment initial costs for the facilities for a total of 2.277 billion pounds payable through the usual means at Helvetia Savings and Loan

Kind Regards,
General Hamilton Cherbourg
Defense Minister

New Albor: Your order has been confirmed. Please expect delivery over the next NS year. Thank you, again, for your continued business and customer loyalty. The Trident III can fit in a Swanner-class destroyer's ballistic missile tubes. As for a port construction, we can develop a naval construction facility and harbour capable of holding fifty non-carrier vessels, and three carriers for thirty billion USD. SIC: As for ICBM silo construction, the cost will be thirty billion USD as well.

Could I pay those out at 5 billlion USD a year (for a total of 10 billion per USD per year) for the next 6 NS years? (my budget will take a hit for a couple of years, but the facilities are necessary I think).

SIC: Of course.

SIC: Excellent... 10 billion USD in a bank authorization awaits through the usual channels. We look forward to the new facilities.

SPECTRE, Unltd. is willing to build a variety of structures to your specifications.

Army Base
Price - Negotiable based on specifications

Naval Base
Price - Negotiable based on specifications

Airbase
Price - Negotiable based on specifications

POW Camp
Price - Negotiable based on specifications

Small City
3000 prefabricated townhouses (3 families each)
500 11-story apartment buildings (50 families)
20 multi-use Government buildings
100 multipurpose business edifices
10 multipurpose factories
1 Hydro Facility (Water and Waste purification, storage, and treatment)
1 Power plant (solar, hydro, coal, oil, or natural gas)
All necessary infrastructure
Price - £7,700,000



Nova Brittanica suggests adding energy plants alone , with the flavors of coal, gasoline, hydro, solar, tidal, natural gas, and wind. Make the green flavors more expensive. Also, factories seperate.

Words from Xion Rien the First,
Recipient, SPECTRE:

We wish to buy an army base on the eastern border of our country and an airbase several miles West of the main base. The army base will dawn the name of Fort Worth and the airel base will dawn the name of Air Base Xion. Fort Xion is to be massive with underground bunkers and the capability to hold a thousand planes. Forth Worth must carved into Mount Rien and be able to house two hundred thousand men. The Socialist Militaristic Empire of Latica is willing to pay fifty billion for these facilities. We also wish for a few thousand natural gas power plants, when you have these aviable. These power plants will be in the underground caverns of Fort Xion and the caves of Fort Worth. We will pay another ten billion for these.

Comminque' out

Total Sum of Sixty Billion ready to be wired....
pending confirmation....

Latican Empire: Your order has been confirmed. SPECTRE, Unltd. engineers are being dispatched now. Please expect completion in five NS years. Thank you for your business.

Latican Empire: Your order has been confirmed. SPECTRE, Unltd. engineers are being dispatched now. Please expect completion in five NS years. Thank you for your business.

Total Sum of Sixty Billion has been wired to SPECTRE....

Nova Brittanica suggests adding energy plants alone , with the flavors of coal, gasoline, hydro, solar, tidal, natural gas, and wind. Make the green flavors more expensive. Also, factories seperate.

OOC: Bump for this and taking the CA and EVIL Alliance Bloc off the discount list. Blasted coalition... By the way BL, mind if I post my sections and you link them to the ToC?

OOC: I'll get on altering the construction later, and I'll take off EVIL, but CA stays on. Feel free to post your sections.

We've got enough war beasts to invade a country! Also, we have food, perfect for when you're being blockaded.

Elephant
The tallest land walking beast. Powerful enough to battle a tank, in close combat. Perfect for mob control and transporting supplies. Comes trained and with handler.
Price - £1000 per Elephant and Handler

Dog
Mans' best friend. Until they bite your head off that is. Great for herding sheep, mob control, hunting, sledding, and being a pet. Comes trained.
Price - £500 per Dog

Horse
A classic choice. Excels in transportation, charges, and showing off. Comes trained.
Price - £750 per Horse

Camel
Weirdest beast on Earth. Handy in the desert. Good for transportation, water, and surviving. Comes trained
Price - £500 per Camel

Hawk
Symbolic. Good morale boost for troops. Hard to shoot. Good for hunting, transportation, and attacking enemy soldiers. Comes trained.
Price - £750 per Hawk

Meat
Makes a man out of you! This stuff is great for keeping morale up amongst troops, and is rumoured to increase their battle effeciency. Comes dried and salted.
Price - £10 per Pound

Fruit and Vegetables
Remember when you're mom forced you to eat your vegetables? It was right, and these vegetables are gauranteed to keep a population healthy. The fruit on the other hand is perfect for a nutricous treat. Great for vegitarians.
Price - £10 per Pound

Water
H20. The elixer of life. Essential for human life. Comes purified.
Price - £50 per Pound

(I am going to make a purchase, but I need to know what the exchange rate is for pounds to American dollars. Can someone either tell me, or point me to a good site to find out?)

OOC: 1 GBP is 1.946 USD.

OOC: 1 GBP is 1.946 USD.

OOC: I suggest we switch to the Univeral Standard Dollar. Two reasons, One: I don't have Pound sign on my keyboard, and Two: Everyone knows what the USD is.

Secure Transmission to SPECTRE Unltd.
Now that we are informed about prices, the Kingdom of Fornelia would like to purchase the following:

5x Trident III SLBM

5x Highlander ICBM

10,000 Kilograms of Formaldehyde (For desert warfare, :) )

10x OSF-20 Ticat II

5x OSF-26 Hydra

The total comes to
£626,510,000.
However, as Fornelia is a member of the Corporate Alliance, we get a 15% discount, making the new total:
£532,533,500 or at least that is what we have been lead to believe. If we are incorrect, please tell us.
Otherwise the money will be transferred upon completion of order.

From,
The Fornelian Department of Defense, Foreign Acquistion Branch

Fornelia: Your order has been confirmed. Expect delivery throughout the course of the next five NS months. Thank you very much for your business.

Understood.

We'd like to buy:

2 Highlander ICBMs
30 F/A-18 Super Hornets (STVOL equipped)
50 Kilometres of Barbed Wire Fencing
100 Machine Gun Nests
100,000 Sand Bags

Alright, due to laziness, I will not do the math, you may increase the price as you wish.

Constantinalia: Why, why!? I hate math. We will be charging an arbitrary amount of sixty billion USD to your account as a penalty. Your order has been confirmed; expect delivery in three NS months. Please wire the money forthwith.

Wiring.

Official Statement of the Coaliton in Control of Eurasia

Under Coalition Military Directive #P16W23N04 and the fact that the country of Eurasia is under military enforced blockade from foreign ships, and foreign bound ships that leave the 200km Economic Exclusion Zone are to be boarded by military personal of the Coalition and returned to port, and their crew and captain detained.

Travel to and from the Eurasian Islands is illegal under current Coalition Directives. All vessels launched since the begining of Skyian Involvment in the Invasion of Eurasia have either been confirmed destroyed by submarines and surface ships, or boarded by Skyian Naval Special Forces/Hostile Takeover Inc. Naval Enforcement Battallions.

We apologize for this inconvience, all money wired to SPECTRE Unltd. will be refunded automatically, as most communications were intercepted and decrypted.

As of now, SPECTRE Unltd. is pending investigation into evasion of police and military forces, fraud, unfair employment practices, and breaking several Skyian laws and laws of the occupying powers.

[SPECTRE, UNLTD. IS CLOSED]

-General Herbert Powers, Skyian Expeditionary Force Commander

OOC: No. This storefront isn't affiliated with my government. You can not close down my storefront. Nice try.

OOC: Umm, just cause it's not associated with your government doesn't mean we can't shut it down, it's based out of Eurasia, especially after half of it was destroyed in the exchange with NB, and your half can't sell anything because of blockade, most of your infastructure was devestaded in the war, AND, you had nothing to pay your workers with, because up until today your currency was worth NOTHING.

OOC: AND nobody said it operated in my nation. So shove it. I could be operating on boats in international waters for all you know.

[OOC: Then where are you getting all the materials, the power, the workers, hell, even the money if you have no mother nation how can a corporation be founded, or even sustain it's self.

And either way, we'd know you and NB were running it, and we'd blow it up/blockade it.]

OOC:Give it up. You cannot produce things in international waters. You cannot get many supplies in international waters. Nova Brittanica, the only conceivable method of selling things, was glassed. There's not much YOU CAN DO.

The Allanean government wishes to order a million tons of cyanide gas for sixty billion pounds.

OOC: He can produce stuff in British Londinium proper and sell it to the Coalition nations, can he not?

Allanea: Your order has been denied. Too bad, you fail. For wasting my time, ten thousand pounds have been charged to your account.

We will order 1 sandbag.

Laquasa: You fail to do math. For that, I charge five pounds. Your order has been confirmed, and it is being sent as I write now. But, uh, one sandbag doesn't do a whole lot. Just because I'm feeling nice, I'm sending nine hundred and ninety nine more sandbags, free of charge.

Notice:

Despite claims to the contrary, SPECTRE will remain open and will continue to distribute goods.

Allanea: Your order has been denied. Too bad, you fail. For wasting my time, ten thousand pounds have been charged to your account.
OOC: Because there's no possible reason he would not be an idiot and not give his account number to a storefront, especially before his order has been confirmed.

OOC: I didn't withdraw funds, I'm just giving his nation a bill.

on the basis that 1 Ns$ is roughly equivlent to 1 US Dollar and 1 Dian GS$ 1.7912



10 m Machine Gun Nests
Urban warfare...'tis a pity. Unless you have scores of machine gun nests to mow down the enemy with. Then it's a breeze! Comes with sandbags, machine gun, and ammunition.
Price - £230

£2.3 b


currious as to the type of machine gun that comes with this kit and how many sandbags it takes to make the nest and how much ammo


100000 x Small City
3000 prefabricated townhouses (3 families each)
500 11-story apartment buildings (50 families)
20 multi-use Government buildings
100 multipurpose business edifices
10 multipurpose factories
1 Hydro Facility (Water and Waste purification, storage, and treatment)
1 Power plant (solar, hydro, coal, oil, or natural gas)
All necessary infrastructure
Price - £7,700,000

770 billion

(they will be installed underground and on surface and modified as required no worries well do the digging conversion and fitting as needed)


1k Elephant
The tallest land walking beast. Powerful enough to battle a tank, in close combat. Perfect for mob control and transporting supplies. Comes trained and with handler.
Price - £1000 per Elephant and Handler

1m

What is the deal with the handler is it a monkey or do I need to pay the person a wage or is that harness thing.. called a handler? Also what are you feeding these things.. by tank do you mean like wooden water tank.... or like M1a1 abrams type tank... I think I might get ignored if I buy 50,000 of these and loose them on an enemy via amphibious assault I'd have to throw in a few motorcyclists too though..

1k Camel
Weirdest beast on Earth. Handy in the desert. Good for transportation, water, and surviving. Comes trained
Price - £500 per Camel

500k

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Water
H20. The elixer of life. Essential for human life. Comes purified.
Price - £50 per Pound
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Is that 50 litres per pound or 50 pounds per pound.. if so is that some type of post einsteinian quantum mechanical hokey..

total 772.3015 B

[NS]ICCD-Intracircumcordei: Your order has been approved. Expect delivery within one NS year. As for your question regarding the machine gun, fifty sandbags and seven thousand bullets. The machine gun type is unspecified, but the default is this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-17). For the animals, the handler need not a wage. He's enslaved.

Praise be to you. I have searched countless stores trying to find elephants. I require five hundred of your noble beasts; 425 females and 75 bulls.

I would be pleased to give you 250,000 now and 250,000 when the animals arrive and are checked to see if they are in good health.

Minister Havaz

bump?

1 person and an elephant for 1000 pounds. That is fairly impressive. This order will be repeated on the year.. your prices can't be beat by the looks of it. ICCD will save countless millions of dollars.

The following order can be assumed to occur every year

10 m Machine Gun Nests
£2.3 b

10000 x Small City £77 Billion

I'm hoping the elephant and camel stock breeds itself a bit

TOTAL £79.3 Billion allocated. / yearly

[NS]ICCD-Intracircumcordei: Your order has been approved. Expect delivery within one NS year. As for your question regarding the machine gun, fifty sandbags and seven thousand bullets. The machine gun type is unspecified, but the default is this (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GAU-17). For the animals, the handler need not a wage. He's enslaved.