Clown wars!!!
Reconaissance Ilsands
21-12-2006, 08:10
IC:
It was a time of despair and war, the circus was slowly dying and wars broke out between small circuses in a futile attempt to stay in business.
OOC: This was inspired by a previous post in General and I may edit this post several times, I still have to think up a funny plot for the rest of the RP.
inspiration (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=511778)
Gente Del Agua
21-12-2006, 08:11
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Reconaissance Ilsands
21-12-2006, 08:11
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Hey I originally only wanted to discuss it not RP it... :rolleyes:
Gente Del Agua
21-12-2006, 08:13
Is another salvo dot army needed? I have thousands in reserve.
The 45th Mobile Dot Assualt Battalion
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The new Ringling bros. Circus, Manager office.
Two Clowns stood, they were identicle twins by birth, and so wore the same scheme, just in two diffrent colors. One wore red and white, the other wore blue and white. They were afflicted with Dwarfisim, which is the proper way to say they were midgets. The red one's name was Zorn, the blue one's name was Thorn.
"It is troubling."Zorn said at the same time as Thorn said "Troubling it is."
"Audience attendance has slowly declined, thanks to the all pervasive power of The internet, and the wide variety of refreshingly funny websites out there." Zorn said shaking his fists at Thorn.
"An Idea I have. Circuses, still popular they are. Destroy the others we must, Sabotage! Audiences, a precious resources indeed. Send out the Killer Clowns with their weapons Grade Banana Creme Pies we will." Thorn said shaking his fists right back at Zorn.
Thorn giggled and smiled.
"And lets us not forget the Mimes. Everyone hates mimes, their so evil. Lets spread some Land Mimes around the Perimeter."
And they set out to prepare their circus.
The next day a Clown known as The Mouth broadcast a message. He was known as The Mouth because even when whispering, he was very loud.
"Long has it been known that many circuses tour the world. Long has it been known that the art has been dieng due to external influences.
There for The ingling bros. sends out an offer to all circuses to join as one, for only in unity can we hope to survive" The mouth shouted into a radio broadcast.
Of course, Zorn and Thorn had planned something completly diffrent the night before.
Something funny was going on, of course it being a circus, there was always something funny going on.
Commonalitarianism
21-12-2006, 18:57
The evil crooked clown from the planet Betelgeuse laughed heartily, here was his chance to show the puny humans how to have fun. He smiled in a jaw splitting wide smile showing crooked pointy teeth and licked his long purple tongue against the tip of his nose.
The space ship disguised as a circus tent landed in the big field on the planet earth. Today would be his chance to eat some people and take out all the other circuses.
What looked like an ice cream truck rolled out of the circus tent, giving off a flashy jingle. A big orange and yellow clown head bobbed back and forth on top of the truck. A tinny voice came out of the clownhead, "The circus, the circus, it is coming to town, come all ye little children, elephants, bubble gum, clowns in tutus, the man eating umpalumpagus, the ding ring a ding rider, comes to town."
OOC: This is roughly based on Killer Clowns From Outerspace